I Did a Dance on Pepper's Plants

Author's Note: This time, it really wasn't my fault. Just goes to show you that I get blamed for everything. No matter how hard I try, I can never be good enough. So that's why I'm just always bad. It's much easier and simpler.

"The snow is going to melt soon," said Clint, looking out the window. "We should take advantage of it while it lasts."

"You know, there's not a single snowman out there yet," said Pietro. "We should build some."

"And do snow angels," said Wanda.

"And build a fort," said Tony.

"Let's do this thing!" said Thor.

And so the six of us headed outside to frolic in the snow. I was happier than usual, because snow makes me feel like I'm back in Jotunheim, tricking my dad. Or reminds me of when I went to Berlin and blew things up. All good memories.

"Clint, that is so creepy!" said Wanda, pointing to Clint's array of snow people. He had made them appear to be crawling towards the front door of the complex, and they looked extremely realistic.

"Art," was all Clint said.

"Zombies?" asked Pietro.

"ART," said Clint.

"Look, I made an angel!" said Wanda proudly. "Can you do that, Loki?"

But since I had my helmet on, my angel looked more like a demon.

So I tried to build a snowman instead. It was almost complete when Thor rushed past, pushing a snowball in front of him.

"Watch out!" I yelled, but it was too late. The giant snowball crashed into my snowman (well, snow Loki- and it looked very realistic!) and its head fell off.

"Thor!" I shouted, but he shrugged.

"Sorry, Loki."

I was too annoyed to start over again, so I went to help Tony build a snow fort.

"It's going to be magnificent," he said, patting his pile of snow. "And afterward we can have the others ambush us and we'll fight them off!"

We spent a long time building it, but finally it was done. We high-fived.

"Start making snowballs, Loki," he said. "I'll go attack the others and start a war."

He ran off, packing his snowball as he went, and I began to gather ammunition.

"AAAAAAH!" shrieked Tony, and I risked a glance over the top of our fort. He was being chased by Thor, Wanda, and Clint. Pietro was already caught up to him and was pelting him with snowballs. Tony rushed into the fort and sat down, panting.

"Be ready to open fire," he gasped.

I was more than ready. Ehehehe!

"You dare threaten the mighty Loki with so puny a weapon?" I yelled, flinging rock-hard snowballs at our attackers. Wanda screamed and shielded her head, but they kept coming.

"You puny mortals forget that I am a frost giant!" I cackled, and leaped from the fort, flinging ice at them.

"THAT'S CHEATING!" they yelled, but they dispersed rapidly.

"Take that!" I said, running after them. Then I collapsed on the snow.

"Good work, my young apprentice," said Tony, sauntering up. "If you keep this up, you will make a great fort defender yet!"

"They underestimated my power," I smirked.

"I'm so glad Pepper isn't here," Tony commented, flopping down next to me. "She'd probably yell at us for getting the snow dirty or somethi-"

"YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY PLANTS!"

Pepper stomped towards us- I don't know how (I mean, seriously; how does one stomp in high heels? And in the snow?)- with a very angry frown. "That is where I planted my azaleas! Now they'll be dead next spring!"

"Um... sorry?" said Tony.

"I'M not sorry," I said.

I should have thought that one through.

"YOU," shouted Pepper, pelting me with snow, "UNGRATEFUL... WRETCH! I AM GETTING YOU NOTHING FOR CHRISTMAS!"

Author's Note: I'm sorry for being so late in posting today. Pepper made me work really hard at washing dishes as punishment.

rbavenger- Excuse ME? HOW DARE YOU? I HAVE FROZEN SNOWBALLS SO WATCH OUT MORTAL
the avengette- I feel you! Notice that I am not allowed to have an account, either, being a professional villain and all. Lily's sister has your problem, too. It's rather sad. But you guests are appreciated too! And when you do get a real account, you should keep the name. :) P/N: *whispers* My favourite is Thor, too, but don't tell Loki! A/N: What? Ehehehe, I hate it when people don't get my wonderful references! It happens all the time. And no one was impressed when I got Tony's Star Wars reference today. It's annoying. I have lived on Asgard my whole life, and yet I get that reference. I should get special treatment. I'm glad you were able to teleport back!
Maniac At Midnight- Merry Christmas back! When it finally arrives. Can't wait, honestly. Then I'll finally be able to go home and plague father again. :) It's going to be awesome.
RussianAssassin- Hehehe! That is a good name for it. XD
aschi49- OMG ME TOO! All their songs go so well with me and my tragic backstory! Why is that? I feel you! I get anxiety too. Maybe I should listen to Ed Sheeran more... Again, good luck with finals! I hope you did well! Math isn't my strong point, either. Well, Fury and Hill MIGHT be married... that's highly classified. If Fury found out that I put this on the internet, he'd have an epileptic fit! Don't tell.
Elessar's Daughter- Oh yes he does. Hehe. He calls himself a "Brony" and everything. When I learn to cast long-distance projections, I'll reenact the whole scene for you. :) It was horribly embarrassing, though. :(
TimeyWimeyINTJ- Yeah, Lily thinks the same thing. Parties always sound fun, but they're really not. Now if you talk to my crossover friend Thranduil, he'll tell you differently. Darcy is really cool, I have to admit. I wonder - Is Ian her boyfriend or just her intern? Hmmm...

Thanks for reading, guys! And thank you, the avengette, for wanting to follow! XD