All the Avengers are Mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
All the Avengers are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothing but bad
Author's Note: Sorry, so sorry about not posting yesterday. It was wild. Shopping. Parties. Avengers. Crazy life, right? I'll post double today to make up for it. I really am sorry! D:
"Marley was dead," Steve read aloud.
It had been a quiet and boring day with nothing interesting going on. In fact, I hadn't done a single prank. Inconcievable!
I was just beginning to feel very proud of myself when I accidentally bumped over a coffee mug. And it spilled all over the book we were reading.
"Loki!" said Clint. "That was a really nice copy! You'll have to pay for a replacement."
I frowned and crossed my arms. It wasn't exactly my fault!
I was just about to stomp regally from the room when Bucky showed up again.
"Steve!" he yelled. "I need your help!"
I would have rolled my eyes and stomped regally from the room anyhow, except his arm was stuck to a refrigerator. I laughed instead.
"Ehehehe!"
"Shut up Loki, that's not nice," Nat reprimanded, and went to help the pathetic life form.
"Bucky!" yelled Steve, dropping his book and running to his friend. "What have they done to you?"
"Who?" asked Thor.
"Hydra," said Steve.
"Um..." I said. But then I decided against telling them all about how Hydra didn't matter anymore. I'd save that for when I had a whole city hanging on my every word- like Berlin.
"Guys..." said Bucky, standing there awkwardly. "Could you please get this fridge off of me?"
"How did you drag that all the way out here?" asked Tony. "It must weigh a lot."
"I'm stronger than you know," said Bucky.
"A heart of steel starts to grow," sang Tony. "...Nevermind."
"Are there poptarts in there?" asked Thor, opening the refrigerator door.
"We need to finish reading our book," Pepper complained.
"I have another copy," said Clint.
"Um..." I said. Hopefully they wouldn't realize that it was I who just wrote all over Clint's copy...
"WHAT HAS HAPPENED?"
"WHY DOES SCROOGE HAVE A MASSIVE MUSTACHE?"
"LOKI?"
"NO CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!"
...And I'll be replying to comments in the next chapter! Be right back! :)