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Previously on After Ascension
"Your mission is to find the scroll of eons".
" It is said to contain the most powerful jutsu of the sage of six paths".
"Wait, there's a juubi".
"Just thinking about the sage hiding it or what about if he buried it and one of this buildings were built on the spot".
Deep where the battle of fate happened,
Where men will sought and perished,
Where the odd numbered forces of this world was born,
And nature taketh its course,
There you will find what conquerth the avatar of hatred and vengeance.
Story start
Scroll of eons 2 and exposeds
Five days ago(Orochimaru's study)
People who knew Orochimaru knew he was a scientist and as such he needed to always research and to research you need books, but the amount of piles of books that mainly dealt with the tailed beast and their creator was fascinating.
Orochimaru was also a collector by heart so he collects old artifacts but mainly what he knows will benefit him either in that present situation or in the future, so him having a book that was written by Asura Otusuki the first son of the sage of six paths on the battle and its aftermath between his father and the ten tailed beast wasn't surprising to most people.
"It took a while but I finally managed to gather enough information on it", Orochimaru said to himself.
'Knock' and with that Sasuke and Kabuto entered to meet orochimaru who had one of those smirks that said yes I finally got it.
"You sent for us Orochimaru sama", Kabuto said.
"Yess, indeed I did" Orochimaru replied. "I finally found a way to get my revenge on konoha and it might be dangerous but am sixty five percent sure it will work".
"Well good for you but I've got no grudge with konoha so I don't see why I should waste my energy and chakra fighting them", Sasuke said with arms crossed in boredom.
"Well, Well Sasuke kun don't you want to taste your strength against your former comrades and see their level compared to yours. You might have also fought Naruto if he hadn't left konoha but now am sure he's leaving a civilian life because he could never go far in the shinobi world with just shadow clones and even with the kyubbi chakra, He's no match for an akatsuki member", Kabuto concluded.
"If that's the case, Whats the plan", Sasuke asked.
"Well I've been researching on a scroll called scroll of eons for ten years now and if was until four yearsago I found a book written by the sage's son that I got a break through".
"So what's this scroll about and where is it, Orochimaru sama", Kabuto asked.
"The sage's ultimate sealing technique and it is located in water fall village though I don't know where", Orochimaru answered. "Though there is one fall".
"What is it"- Sasuke
NOW
'Slash' a red colored blade flew through the air. As it travelled part of the red dropped off it revealing it to be the crimson life force of someone as it flew thorough a man garbed in taki chunin uniform.
"Damn, how did this happen", Naruto thought.
FLASH BACK
Naruto entered the jounin exams as a rounin and called himself Daisuke Inoue. He was paired up with two partners as the first stage demanded a team of three. His teammates were a guy called shisui kuraki and hinata hyuga. He could still remember the last time he saw her.
FLASH BACK
Naruto panted as he ran towards the gates trying to get their in time as he ran across the roof tops. He pasted a combined team 8 and 10 who were returning from a mission. Hinata who was looking at the names of the shops they pasted by saw he flash by.
'Naruto –kun', she thought.
"Ano, please I just remembered I have to do something at home I can't follow you to see the hokage", she said to the others.
"No problem, go ahead", kureani said.
"thanks Kureani sensei". As she took to the roofs
Naruto saw the gates were a little further and he started walking towards it.
"Ano, Naruto kun are you going on a mission what about your team", he heard.
Naruto turned back to see hinata though she was red for some reason.
'DAMN, I'VE BEEN SIGHTED, What should I do? Wait I can think of four options :
use sexy jutsu to knock her out; Na if she's like her dad then it won't work besides it only works for males'.
knock her out; Na I can't hit a girl besides hinata-chan has never hit me befor- wait what did I call her'.
kill her; who am I kidding; I don't even know how to skin a turkey for thanksgiving'.
Tell her the truth; am not that stupid'.
"Am sorry Hinata-chan am leaving this village no one needs me here", Naruto said. He was pretty sure he heard someone shout "stupid".
(Am not used to writing scenes like this I even don't like movies that have such scenes in them especially romanic ones so I'll just skip, I coe back to this later).
FLASH BACK
He hadn't heard much about her since then. The bell rang to signal that the first test was about to begin. It was much like the chunin exams except that while the forest of death breed monstrous creatures and gigantic trees, the location 'place of no return' was said to have blood thirsty demons in it.
"To your positions team as I call your names".
"hai", a kusa nin replied.
The protor called the names as everyone replied.
"Hinata hyuga"- Hai
"Shisui kuraki"- hai
"Daisuke inoue"- ?, Daisuke inoue- ? where the hell is your teammate"? the proctor said as he turned to the both of them .
"He said he wants to get some stuff that will gurantee his survival, not that it will if he is that weak", Shisui said with a scrowl.
They waited for fifteen minutes and everyone could surely see that the proctor was starting to get pissed off. "Five more minutes and he isn't here you are disqualified", he said to the both of them.
FOUR MINUTES AND TWENTY NINE SECONDS LATER
"That's it you are- Grunt
Everyone turned to see Naruto was pulling a huge sack behind him as he walked towards them and by the look of things it was heavy.
"Hey guys", he waved at Hinata and Shisui.
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN" the proctor screamed at him.
"getting suppliers, after all if I and my team are going to survive especially thse blood thirsty demons we need suppliers", Naruto said as he lifted it onto his back.
"I won't bother asking what's in the sack, okay everyone SET, GO", he shouted as all the teams ran into the deadly forest.
Team HSD( I'll call them that for now when they are together) ran a few meters and stopped to plan their move.
"Alright we-SIPPPP!" , a loud noise interrupted shisui as he and hinaa turned to see naruto drinking from a can of cola.
"Haaa", Naruto exhaled in relief as he tossed away the already empty can and bought out another, "Cola never lets me down".
His team mates watched as he gulped down the second one then Hinata looked like she remembered something,
"Ano Daisuke san, what are the suppliers you got"?, she asked.
Daisuke grinned and replied "You know we are going to face blood thirsty demons so to make sure I survive their encounter I acted based n what I know I got their weakness".
'I hope it not what am thinking', Shisui thought.
"Ano what are they", Hinata still asked.
Daisuke opened the sack and brought out garlics that were joined together and their was a lot of them, what looked like silver shurinken and a giant torch light that on it read 40kilo watts.
"Wait you think we are up against vampires", Shisui asked.
"Yep, what other blood sucking creatures do you know"?, Daisuke asked.
"I don't know maybe mosquitoes", Shisui answered back.
"That why I prepared as I said am not going to die there might be a nest of vampire mosquitoes in here so I bought a pack of garlic scented insecticide".
"Ano, how did you get those"?, Hinata asked.
"Obviously I bought them at the market", Daisuke replied.
"Idiot she's talking about the insecticide we all know there's nothing like a garlic scented one".
"oh there is, apparently I saw this old guy that makes insecticides and stuff and he made a lot of garlic scented ones because he thinks that their arre some mosquitoes that are vampires in disguise that is why some of them take a lot blood than normal".
It was then they smelt a foul odour.
"oh what is that", Shisui asked.
"oh it's the garlics I told the guy I bought the super spicy ones after all if they are super spicy they work faster", Daisuke replied.
"Ano, Daisuke san you still have more suppliers in your bag what are they"?, Hinata asked.
"oh this is back up", Daisuke said as he brought out cups of ramen,
"this is garlic and chicken flavor and due to it's name you wouldn't expect it to be sweet but it just as a small hint of garlic and lots of chicken though to a vampire that's enough to do JUSTICE", Daisuke saidnasnhe shouted out the last and pumped his hand and unfortunately dropping the cup making it fall and spill on the ground".
"Nooo….! Daisuke screamed as he knelt before the spilled noodles,
"I'm doomed, how many years of my life has been sucked away a month, year or probably my entire life", with that he broke into anime tears.
"Come on ass hole lets get moving" and with that they left. Hidden in the trees a team of kumo nin who had seen this had huge sweat drops with thoughts that said 'WTF'.
Night fall
Team HSD settled to camp under a tree. So far so good they hadn't come across any team, monstrous creatures or "vampires". As they watched the fire burn, Daisuke took out a garlic and threw it into the fire.
"Wait I thought you need it to protect yourself", Shisui asked.
"Yep I am protecting myself, as the fire burns the garlic it makes the garlic release it toxic smell scaring any thing with a nature that says vampire".
They could hear rushing in the woods as twigs snapped.
"See that means I was right", Daisuke said as he threw in another two.
Daisuke was half right and that was about the fire releasing the garlic scent but he was wrong about two things, the scent wasn't toxic neither did it drive the creatures away rather it was the opposite. As Shisui watched the fire, he threw in another garlic as it had been silent for the past two hours was starting to believe Daisuke's theory, but all of a suddenly it became deadly quiet even the birds that were the source of little noises he had been hearing stopped as if they were quieted by something or someone.
Shisui woke up his teammates as he stomped out the fire.
"What the big idea waking us up at 2:30am you better have a good reason or I'll stomp you like you did that fire", Daisuke ranted at him.
"first how did you know it's 2;30 am you have no wrist watch secondly I think we are been watched", Shisui asked.
"You know you are been paranoid something watching us or you are watching yourselves really am beginning to regret teaming up with you why can't you be like the lady", Daisuke ranted out.
"Am being paranoid you're the one who kept preaching about vampires and getting killed. You know what if we ever encounter one am throwing you towards them or if we don't I'll send them your house address", Shisui retorted in anger.
"Gasp, Asshole"- Daisuke
"Bitch"- Shisui
"Dick head"
"Shit face"
"Uh guys"- Hinata
"Son of a Bitch"
"Cock sucker"
"Guyys"
"Hey give that back to me it looks like my ass" Daisuke said as he pointed to Shisui's face.
"That's not what your mum said before she made out with it", Shisui retorted.
"Why you .." Daisuke said as he moved to attack Shisui.
"YOU GUYS….." Hinata screamed.
"Yes hottie", Daisuke said as they turned to her.
"Behind you"- Hinata said.
Daisuke and Shisui turned and what they saw was something you will see in only in books a giant orc with a club and behind him were four others.
"Am sorry", Daisuke pleaded as he knelt before them "I wouldn't have insulted him if I knew he was related to you guys".
"Yes father please forgive grand father", Shisui said as he also knelt before them.
"Ha ha ha, he finally confessed ha ha ha but he stopped laughing as Shisui last words came back into play "please forgive grandfather".
"Hey what are you trying to say that am a family member you monkey"- Daisuke.
"O yeah if I was part of your family then I would have been adopted because clearly I didn't gain the looks of the family"- Shisui.
"Well that not what I heard when I saw your mom sucking its d**k", Daisuke retorted.
"GUYYS PLEASE STOP ARGUING AND PAY ATTENTION", Hinata pleaded.
By now even the group of orcs now had sweat drops as they watched the puny humans fight.
"BLOOD, NEED BLOOD" the smallest of the orcs as his eye glowed red.
That alone was enough to make shut Daisuke up and shiver in this boots thinking "damn vampire orcs".
It was then that hell got loose. The orcs ran towards them as team HSD got into their various stances.
Shisui ran towards them and when he got close he jumped forward. While in the midair he cupped his mouth "FIRE STYLE: GRAND FIREFALL SWEEP" and with that he exhaled out the largest firestream that well hinata had seen. It looked like lava though it was like the dragon fire she saw in the movies.
The stream just like its name spat out from Shisui who was in the air like a waterfall and poured over the orcs like when it forms its river. You could hear the orcs screams in the inferno. Their screams were loud and painful that Shisui stopped weather from pity for the orcs or he was out of chakra for the technique no one knew but Daisuke was not ready to have his blood taken.
"WIND STYLE: WIND FROM THE MOUNTAIN GODS " as a small tonado rose in the midst of the fire creating a bigger inferno. The orcs screams continued as the fire raged. Daisuke watched with a smile of safety and accomplishment as his teammates looked at him with a look that 'crazy'.
After a while the fire stopped and Daisuke smile turned upside down as the orcs he tried to turn to barbecue stood in the there grunting in anger its eye sight on Shisui as he was the one they saw attack them .
"F**K you" Daisuke told them as he gave his middle finger to the one in the middle.
"RUNN…" and with that lets just say that if daisuke was alive in the third ninja war the two seconds the yellow flash used to decimate the iwa shinobis would have been reduced to one or maybe less. But orcs too were great runners and with their giant size they covered more ground.
One orc ran after Shisui while the remaining two went after Hianta and Daisuke. Daisuke seeing Hinata could no keep up with his amazingly speed picked her up and sonic dashed towards the trees. Whe he landed on the tree branch he turned to face the approaching orcs brought out a garlic and put it in his mouth and spat it out with a fire ball jutsu towards the in coming orc.
The orc ate the fire ball along with the garlic and Daisuke was dumb founded.
"What he ate it, how is that possible? Vampires or anything of a vampire nature hates garlics", he said as he grabbed Hinata by the shoulders and shook her.
"No Daisuke kun they are orcs and according to legends orcs eat men so that means they also take in their blood it must have gotten addited to it. They are not vampires they are just strongly carnivores". Hinata said.
"oh okay", Daisuke said with a dumb founded look.
Hinata looked at Daisuke "I have a plan we can use it to escape".
Daisuke nodded as he and Hinata jumped to avoid the incoming hit "it easy, I believe the orcs are attracted by garlic so if we use the garlic scent and spread it around, the orcs would be confused on which scent to follow".
Daisuke nodded and gave half of the remaining garlics to Hinata and they separated to spread it around. Soon after they met up under a tree the garlics getting burnt in different parts of the forest. The orcs not knowing which scent to follow retreated.
"Pwee that was a close one", Daisuke said.
"Lets look for Shisui san", Hianata suggested.
Daisuke nodded and they left. They found Shisui sitting under a tree his shirt off as he was soaking wet over a fire. They all sat down to to rest.
Naruto (I'll start referring to him by his true name) then brought out the last instant ramen he kept a he had burnt the rest while having a dying wish in his heart.
"Wait daisuke kun that doesn't happen to be a garlic flavoured ramen", Hinata asked.
"And chicken yep", he replied.
"WAIT", she screamed but it was too late Naruto had already opened the cup and hw was sitting close to the fire.
"Throw it away quick far from here", Shisui shouted.
Naruto did throw it far away, into the fire for it to burn that was far away.
"You a**hole do you know what you've done", Shisui shouted at him.
"You asked me to throw it far away and since I didn't know how far I could throw it what better why than to BOOM", daisuke was interrupted as an orc broke through the trees and funney enough it was the same Daisuke gave the middle finger. They all knew because of the bump on its head.
"ROARR" he roared at them.
"Haaaa…" Daisuke screamed as he ran into the forest and funny enough the orc followed him not seeing Hinata or Shisui and poor Daisuke was in trouble because he had sprayed th garlic insecticide on himself to ward off vampire mosquitoes.
"Should we go after him", Hinata asked clearly tired.
"Na he will be fine, some one who is able to use that type of wind jutsu can take care of himself", Shisui said also cearly tired.
"HELPPP MEEEE", a scream echo through the forests and ROARRR followed letting anyone who heard it pray for them victim's soul.
The next time they saw Daisuke was three days later after they had beaten down a suna team and taken their scroll. They all met in the tower were they were supposed to rest and he looked pretty roughened up if the bump on his head was to say anything. They weren't surprised when he slept for two days straight 'must be suffering from a lot of headache caused by the hit' the thought.
Other teams came in like all the konoha ninjas except one, two suna teams, one kumo team, one taki team and two kiri and iwa teams.
TWO DAYS AFTER
It was time for the last stage where they fought team on team.(I'll skip the boring parts and get to the main thing).
All the leaf ninjas won and now down to the last fight. There were three teams left and so as to make it a hot match for the people watching as all the kages and damiyos were watching they put all three of them against each other. Team HSD vs kumo team vs leaf team(Kiba, Rock lee and Ten ten).
Ready, Set, Start.
And with that both Daisuke and Shisui ran forward leaving Hinata in their dust. In their eyes you could see competiveness. They first ran towards the
Kumo team as they fired their attack at them:
Lightening style: Crack point
Lightening style: Bolt explosion
Lightening style: Lightening flow
Daisuke and Shisui shocked the audience as instead of blocking it they stepped sided all three attacks not stopping a bit as thy continued their run.
"Here's a real lightning jutsu", Shisui said. "Lightening style: Anger of Zeus".
Everyone watched as dark clouds covered the skies and yellow lightening struck across the skies.
"Water style: water pistol" Daisuke said as he shot three water bullets at the three ninjas.
'oh no' every on thought as they now knew what Daisuke and Shisui planned to do.
Lightening fell from the skies shocking all three kumo ninjas burning them to a crisp.
Water+ lightening= bad news dude.
Everyone was horrified at the way the both of them took out the kumo nins. How were they sure they didn't even kill them.
"Daisuke and Shisui turned their sights to the konoha nins and set on to eliminate them like they did the kumo nins. Lightening style/water style: Anger of Zeus/water dragon. As both attack came down in slow motion, the konoha nins who were still in shock of what happened were to slow to react but hinata was faster. She appeared in front of the konoha nins and
"a hundred wind gale palm" using it to deflect the attack.
"Is this the way you betray team mates not from konoha", Shisui asked.
"Am sorry, I can't just let you kill my comrades", Hinata apologized.
Daisuke and Shisui nodded at each other and ran towards the konoha ninjas both of them baring their swords. Tenten usealed two kitanas as she readied herself while the others got into fight stances.
As Daisuke got close he whispered "8 cardinal attack" and 7 shadow clones plus him surrounded kiba " Dancing Mantis queen" and with that the eight of them spun around kiba and round kicked him sending him into the wall which bounced him back as the Narutos delivered series of kicks that gave Kiba series of bouncing back towards his opponents which was strange because the walls which was supposed to have been smashed through by kiba were still intact.
By the end of the combo a white flag was standing on Kiba's butt.
"Kakashi, how was that possible?", kureani asked currently flabbergasted.
"Kureani for once I don't know", Kakashi replied.
Shisui turned his sights on tenten engaging her in a kenjutsu battle. For now it seemed even until rock lee joined the fray "konoha senpuu". Shisui shusined away and "Lightening style: raging hyena" as he released a lightening flow that flowed towards tenten its tips were hyenas.
"Damn he planned that, he might have figured that tenten was a weapon user and used lightening on her and with all that metal in her pockets I pray she doesn't actually smell like panda", Kakashi sighed.
Rocklee appeared behind Tenten and grabbed her just in time before the lightening hit her though he wasn't lucky as before left sole could leave the ground it was electrocuted.
" AAARR-uggh" lee grunted in pain as he landed away with Tenten watching Shisui as he stood there with a smirk like he was playing with them.
"Your in my field of divination eight trigrams sixty palms", Hinata said as she appeared behind Shisui and tried to attack him but 'BAM' Naruto appeared in front of her and kicked her away.
'looks like she hasn't changed', Naruto thought.
"Yep still the same shy girl who would go into danger for the sake of her friends. You know she got that from you". Kyuubi said.
'I kno-growlll- not now' Naruto whined
The leaf nin regrouped and attacked together except kiba who had been taken off the field and Shisui ran towards them "WAIITTT" Naruto who was going to be in the middle of the clash screamed.
The all paused as he turned to Shisui "you know we haven't eaten you know due to the orc incident.
"Yep your right" and with that they both sat down with Shisui bringing out a bento and removing a burger, some fries and a pepsi while Narut brought out three large bowl of miso ramen and a coca cola.
Everyone there watched this with jaws on the floor and mega huge sweat drops.
"uhh what are you doing"- Tenten
"What does it look like we are eating"- Shisui.
"In a time like this"- Hinata
"So"?- Naruto.
"Ye guys they are trying to say you guys aren't threats and are nobody", Ino shouted from the crowd.
"nobody" Rock lee whispered as he had flash backs of when people said he was a nobody.
"I am not a NOBODY, FOURTH GATE OPEN!" he screamed. "he sped towards Shisui and Naruto "HULK DROP!" as he jumped and smashed his leg unto the both of them the hit creating a giant cloud of dust.
Everyone held their breath as they waited to see what happened next.
Okay that it chapter 9 and I don't think I'll upload another for another six weeks since I go to a private boarding school won't be home for another six weeks. Thanks read and review and I mean good review cause I have a gun a double barrel and I'll track you down if you give a bad one. Just kidding my dad won't let me near that stuff he'll kill me. Ice ranger out.