"Part of me wants to ask but part of thinks knowing will be more disturbing than anything I could ever imagine." Coach looks at her with a funny face after the chain falls out of the locker. "I am just going to walk away."
"It's a sex thing!" she shouts after him just for the joy of watching every one give her disgusted looks.
"You smell funny." Scott wrinkles his nose.
"You say to the girl in the boys locker room." Stiles lifts eyebrows in response. That seems to turn Scott's brain off for a second. He keeps forgetting that she is a girl. No seriously he forgets, he has walked into her bedroom at too many odd times for her not to be certain that Scott forgets she is a girl most of the time. This is one of those times.
But also she is in the locker room with permission. Still not sure how that worked out but the coach and all of the players just sort of let her come in no matter what, even when they are naked. That's her favorite time. Jackson might be the hugest dick to ever walk this earth but he is also one of the hugest dicks to ever walk the earth. She wants to giggle at that but Scott has zoned out. And if she giggles he will be pulled from where ever his mind is and then he will ask questions.
"It's not just you though." Oh Scott has returned from the land of the walking dead.
"Excuse me, are you suggesting several people here smell funny? Because if so can you tell me who." Stiles injects but Scott is busy sniffing the air.
"There's another one." She blinks at him. "There is another wolf here."
"Did Derek have puppies?" He doesn't seem to be laughing. "I will take that as a no."
So after some careful thinking and a few other things Stiles comes up with a plan for Scott to sniff out the new wolf.
"Told coach you were switching with Danny for the day."
"But I hate goal."
"Remember when I said I had an idea." Scott nodds. "This is the idea."
"Oh." Then Scott confuses again. "What's the idea?"
"I seriously wonder how you survive without me some times."
The day goes silly from there, because watching Scott hump half the team might be the funniest thing she has ever seen.
"Is your friend mentally damaged?" Coach asks.
"I wonder that some days." Then Danny hands her a slip of paper and she is worried for a second until she reads it. "Armani?"
"Scott seems interested in my aftershave." Danny gives her a grin.
"It is sort of wonderful. Not gonna lie I stole some from you a while back." Danny gives her a disapproving look. "What it works for you, why can't it work for me?"
"Are you trying to attract gay guys?"
"I was going more for lesbians but I would never turn down worship of any kind." Danny laughs at her and goes back to practice, which is when the cops show up to take Isaac. Damn, she kind of liked Isaac.
He shouldn't be watching this, but he is, because he was sort of hoping that maybe Scott and Isaac would play well together. Instead Scott humps half the team and Stiles laughs like a dying witch the entire time. An honest to god cackle, who the fuck laughs like that?
Then the trouble he was really worried about shows up and the cops get a hold of Isaac. Now it's time for a clean up job. He drags Scott to Isaac's house and makes a really good effort at never making eye contact with Stiles.
The whole freezer incident doesn't help his nerves. Parents should never do this to children. The thought crosses his mind and he shoves it away. He isn't going to think about parents.
With Scott everything is about Allison and he has to have that stupid fight. But the idiot agrees to help save Isaac and then calls Stiles to help. Derek has an urge to be say something about that but saying something about it will mean alerting Scott to his dislike and that will end poorly.
So once again Derek ends up in Stiles' Jeep, which she keeps calling the Tardis whatever that is and insisting he be nice to her baby. He braces for her to bring up the other night, but she doesn't. In fact she hardly says anything until they pull up to the station and starts explaining how to get Isaac out.
"Woah, woah, you! You're not going in there!" She grabs at him. Derek feels instant shame at the thrill that jumps down his spine but he manages to glare at her through that. "I'm taking my hand off." Stiles retreats back to her side of the car.
"To distract her." He tries to explain when she squabbles still.
"How by punching her in the face?" Stiles makes perhaps one of the most retarded faces he has seen yet. How again did he manage to have sex with this person? He wonders.
"By talking to her."
"Okay, give me a sample." Stiles turns to look at him. "What are you going to open with?" He says nothing. "Wow, dead silence. You got anything else?"
"I am thinking about punching you in the face." He would do it too, he has already slammed her head into the steering wheel for almost prostituting him. Stiles squints her eyes and opens the doors.
The flirting part is easy, fun even, until he hears the heartbeats. One second everyone else in the station is fine, well except Isaac, and then suddenly the other two go haywire. There is thrashing and limping and he smell Stiles start to panic. Then the fire alarm goes off and things kind of speed off into the crazy zone again.
Derek walks in just as Isaac takes out the hunter. He is momentarily focused on destroying the wolf's bane needle, but the crunch of the needle alerts the now fully wolf Isaac that there are other people in the room. Other people like a cowering Stiles.
It's actually kind of a shock to his senses to not smell the mild arousal coming off her that normally is present during danger, well danger that involves him. This time it's just scared and nervous, but also a bit angry. Derek remembers that Stiles has dealt with one out of control werewolf on her own in the past, which is why maybe she isn't freaking out as much as she should be.
Isaac moves like he is going to attack her and Derek steps between them. He doesn't violence to stop Isaac, just the roar of an alpha.
"How did you do that?" She asks as Isaac returns to normal.
"I'm the alpha." Derek tells her. And like clockwork he smells the arousal that had been absent before. He watches the muscles in Stiles' neck work as she takes that in.
Derek gathers up Isaac and they turn to leave, they need to be gone by the time the cops come.
"This is cheating!" Stiles yells after them. "You agreed to no clothes next time!" Derek doesn't turn back to respond but Isaac catches that.
"What is she talking about?" He asks as they reach the woods.
"I have no idea." Derek lies because Isaac hasn't been trained to hear a lie yet so he gets away with it.
Wait, why is there no smut? How did I miss that? I promise to fix that soon. Next one will have fluffy goodness and sexiness. Anyway I have like the worst head ache ever right now and I am blocking the pain for the half hour I have left at work. I have such a high pain tolerance.
Review, comment, kudos, whatever knowing you like this makes the pain go away. -E