Hello people I'm back again to say, here is the next chapter. Lucky 3 here we come baby!

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Yeah I've been really busy with school and stuff so I havn't updated in what... 2-3 weeks?

Hint, THERE IS A TWIST

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OOC Percy shapes the story here yay. Well maybe annoying people is not OOC. Oops i gave away to much! Anywaaaaaayy...

Percy's POV

I looked at Zeus questioningly. "Why would you offer me the choice to be a god again if I have already turned it down once Lord Zeus?" I asked

" Ah but demigod, we are not offering you godhood, again, not just yet. You turned it down, as if humanity was better than being a god." Zeus said commandingly.

"Then why have you called me here my Lord?" I questioned, confused.

"We have, decided, only by vote of council of course, that you shall be granted the wish of an immortal consort to any god. You cannot join your father as he already has a general for his army. You can join any other main or minor god or goddess in their work. I do not reccomend Hypnos or Nemesis. They both have- strange- aura's- about themselves. A very enchanting presence. I do recommend Ares, Nike, Apollo, Hephaestus, or Dionysus."

I considered this. He had not mentioned a few gods, like Hestia, Aphrodite, Iris, Hermes, or Artemis. Hmm, I wonder if I could be a nuisance, making a gods life easier as a consort, yet at the same time, I could really piss one off. Ugh, why am I even contemplating annoying a god. Oh yeah, because I'm messed up! Let's think, who would be more annoyed by me? Nike? No, I have had a lot of victory, she probably like me too much to know that I am joking. Hmm, Aphrodite would just try to get into bed with me, nobody but someone who is really in need of love would want that, Aphrodite can be, overly beautiful sometimes. Hermes knows me too well. Iris, well, she's not the most pleasant. ARTEMIS! She loathes men, so she would absolutely hate me being with her. But I saved her from the labor of holding up the sky, so she must not hate me. Knowing Artemis, she would not accept me willlingly.

"Lord Zeus, I have decided which god to join to in my quest to become divine myself. I choose to join Artemis, goddess of the moon and chastity." I said clearly.

All the gods turned to me did a double take.

"WHAT? How could you suggest that you be with me. Especially for an important thing like immortality. There is absolutely no chance for you to join me." She hissed.

"Lady Artemis, I know of your hatred of boys. But you should give me of, of all boys, the chance to learn from you. After all, if not for me, you would still be stuck under the wretched sky, would you not? I swear on the River Styx I will try to the best of my ability. to be a good assistant. As long as the hunter don't run me out, I will stay at all times."

"Artemis, the boy has a point. He was a mortal, and he saved you from a terrible fate. Since no other man has shown this much potential, you shall accept him." Zeus said calmly

Artemis gave me a loathing glare, but she buckled under the decision of her father. "Fine Father, I accept, but if Perseus turns into a liability, he will be thrown out of my ranks."

"Not to worry Lady Artemis, I have already sworn by the River Styx to try my hardest to be a good assistant."

"And, Perseus, compared to me and my hunters, your hardest could very well be as good as the behind of a donkey trying to hold a sword. I other words, if you don't do well, I will personally chuck him out of my palace."

I gulped at the thought of being picked up by a woman who hates boys and being thrown in the air by her. I shuddered at the thought of such a thing.

Zeus cleared his throat to get my attention on him again. "Perseus Jackson, you will now be made the immortal consort to the goddess Artemis."

Zeus started forming Greek words with his mouth, which transformed into something akin to a song. He then touched my wrist and I nearly fainted. I collapsed to floor, feeling a thick liquid running through my head and into my body, and it was thinning out, into what I would later come to realize was ichor, the divine blood of immortals.

The pounding in my head became worse and my body was filling with pain and power, becoming everlasting and still in time.

I cracked my eyes open a little bit. I guess someone angry noticed this minor detailed as I was the subsequently slapped across the face twice.

"What the Hades!" I yelled

"I'll show you what Hades is all about you wretched male fool! You would dare to join me, the virgin goddess, in her never ending quest. You will be pulverized on your first day on a real mission. I know you will turn into a liability, and you will bring us all down, and you will be to blame!" an angry female voice seethed.

"L-Lady Art-temis? What d-do you mean, I saved Olympus, fought thousands of monsters, gone on multiple quests, and have a steady reputation building about me. I think I could be sent on a mission today in fact. I'm battle ready!" I managed to say in my shock, my voice gaining confidence throught my rant.

Lady Artemis just snorted with mock amusement. "HA, you wouldn't even last a day in our training facilities I bet one-hundred drachmas on that."

I held out my hand. Artemis shied away from me and a look of revulsion crossed her face. "Wha-"

" Relax, I'm just waiting for some payment here."

Artemis looked a little confused, so I clarified " Do you have 100 drachmas on you, because I can tell you right now that that you are going to owe me that."

"Ah, so you have accepted the bet. Foolish males. Hmph, always so barbaric and arrogant. You will find yourself in the loser's slump in no time you oversmart pig."

" Oh yeah? Who's being arrogant now? If you are so sure you will win, why don't you try and defeat a special water-based course that I could devise."

"I would love to Perseus," she spat my name with disgust," but you forget that I am your leader, and you a mere pawn to me. You will do as instructed by me unless ordered not to by my Leuitenant." (A/N: Did I spell Leuitenant right?)

"Thalia?" I asked

"Where is Thalia anyway?"

" Thalia is away hunting a herd of manticores, they seem to have been growing out of acceptable proportions." Artemis said.

"When will she be back my Lady?" I pressed "When did the mission start, because im sure if it was very long ago then-"

"Perseus, the mission started a week ago. Thalia should return in a few days or so." Artemis interrupted.

"Where is this mission taking place Lady Artemis? I better hope not the bay area, because who knows whats going on there..."

"Perseus-"

"Oh come ON, just call me Percy, I am not really fond of my formal name, nobody really calls me Perseus, even my dad, who is a major god calls me Percy!"

"Perseus, I do not care what you wish me to call you, I will call you what I want. As for your previous inquiry, the mission is not in the bay area, in fact it is in Idaho."

"Ah, all right, that's a lot better than Frisco, but why are there monsters gathering there if no monsters ever gather there?"

"I think that is precisely the point Perseus. They may have noticed that we might not suspect them to herd there so they started gathering. Then we heard of the abomination and have set out to purge the world of it. At least for a few more years." Lady Artemis said proudly.

"Perseus, we must now depart for Olympus to begin your training. If you hold me back, you will be suspended from my palace. I already regret agreeing to have you near me." Artemis said.

"Let's do this." I challenged...