Yep.
I'm lazy.
Took a while for me to get to, but I finally got to it.
Chapter 2 of Splatball.
January 28th, 9:50 PM
Canadaball was the first one to wake up, and he decided to get dressed, but saw one of the windows was completely covered in blue ink. In fact, ALL of the windows were covered in blue ink on the wing Canadaball was sleeping on. Hell, there was even a bit of pink ink as well.
"...WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL JUST HAPPENED! AMERICA, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!" Canadaball shouted almost at the top of his lungs.
Canadaball then rushed to wake up USAball so he could see everything. He asked him if his windows were covered in ink.
"DUDE, I FUCKING SAW IT, TOO! WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE!" USAball replied
"I...don't know...do we need to check?"
"HELL FUCKING YES!"
After they went outside, the windows weren't just covered in ink.
The entire White House was, even some of the top.
"...Baby Jesus, please help me live. This planet is too much for me." USAball muttered.
"Wait, how did we not hear the ink splatting...?" Canadaball questioned.
"I think I put invisible soundproof triggers here...fuck." USAball replied.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?"
"TRUMP MADE ME!"
"WELL YOU SHOULD'VE REFUSED TO!"
"I DIDN'T KNOW MY HOUSE WOULD'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A BLANK CANVAS!"
"OK, OK! Now, how do we figure out who did this...?"
"Well, check!"
As Canadaball and USAball were going around trying to figure out what the hell just happened and who did it, they saw nothing after 3 trips around the White House. In their fourth trip, they heard a strange noise that might've came from the ink. This freaked Canadaball and USAball out, since somebody was still there, but they had no idea who of where they were.
"...Dude, I am fucking scared right now." Canadaball muttered.
They heard the noise again, but this time they caught a glimpse of the thing that said it. It was a small pink squid swimming in the pink ink. Another blue squid also was there with him.
"Those squids...they look awfully familiar..." USAball said.
The squids then came out of the ink in a humanoid form, standing close Canadaball and USAball. They all said nothing when they looked at each other, and then the pink humanoid finally spoke up after a bit.
"So...heh...is this your place?" The pink one said with a shaky voice.
"...You've got to be fucking kidding me right now." USAball responded.
"Wait...are those...those Inkling things from that one game...like...y'know...Splatoon?" Canadaball said.
"...Yes." USAball answered.
The blue one finally spoke. "WE COME IN PEACE, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME OR HIM!"
"Well, you're not gonna die...but there will be servere consequences..." USAball said.
The Inklings both gulped.
Yep, another chapter done! All constructive criticism that doesn't kiss anybody's ass or is a spam message is allowed!
Or just post something short...idk.