CLIPEGH: SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT! I'm just really spoopid. DD: But here's another chapter. Please review? xc Also this chapter is written by meeeee.

FLUFFEH: HI :3 It isn't all Clipy's fault for the delay. CONFUSION ON BOTH OUR PARTS *stares at Pokemon CoroCoro leak*

Policecar groaned as he stubbed his toe on a toy Hotwheels car imbedded in the ground of the massive field. The entire had been traveling for about three minutes, without food or sleep, trying to find this supposed paradise. Policecar wasn't taking this well.

"I swear, if I don't find an alligator soon, I'm going to eat Greybeard."

Greybeard squealed in alarm and hid under his shell - because Greybeard had a shell. It actually looked almost identical to Bowser's shell, from Super Mario.

"Jk, Greybeard," a slightly wingless tom with light purple fur meowed. "He wouldn't eat you," then he said, "You're too skinny."

"Oi!" Greybeard meowed in a British accent (that he seemed to have at random times). "At least I have four legs!"

A three-legged she-cat called Fuldamobilpaw burst into tears.

"Das not cool, man." Kentuckyfriedchicken croaked.

"Sorreh."

"It's whatevs, bruh." Fuldamobilpaw cried in Richard Kiely's voice for some reason.

"How distinguishable." Nigel meowed from the front of the line as he brushed his teeth.

"Silence, fool!" Phoneline hissed, who had been getting more and more cautious about this strange cat.

"Uh, would you like me to fetch the medicine cat?" Breadloaf asked.

"Fluffymint?" Whiterabbit said. "She's busy searching for Raikous. Haven't the faintest idea what those are, but, you know, medicine cat business.

"PTTTHHHHH!" Breadloaf spitted for reasons unknown.

About a whole minute later, they had reached the line of trees.

"Art fart," Nigel commented, staring at the looming branches of the forest. Then he entered, and the others followed slowly.

But Mistletoe, a queen, hesitated, grabbing her kits, Groggykit, Mjölnirkit and Fedorakit, and protecting them with her fifty-foot-long tail.

"It's scawwy!" the queen whined.

Groggykit rolled his eyes.

Gandalfisawesomeclaw snorted. "Lawl, wittle miss kitty cat is a wittle worried."

Then Mistletoe grabbed Gandalfisawesomeclaw's throat and dropkicked him into the distance.

"Hmph!" Mistletoe said.

"I wonder why we are always so low on warriors?" Elephantclaw commented as they entered, genuinely curious.

"I know, right?" Breadloaf agreed.

They wandered through the forest, when a question hit Policecar.

"Where's our leader?"

Then they saw Clipehstar - aka the most awesome - enter from the clearing, tears in his eyes. "You left meh!" he cried.

"Oooooh, sorry m8." Nigel said.

"S'all right, man."

They continued.

"Hang on," Policecar said, another question hitting him, like a flyswatter or something. "Nigel, how did you know of this place? You seriously didn't walk the entire way there and back, right?"

"Yeah!" Clipehstar said. "What up wi' tha'?

"Naw," Nigel said, digging into his bag that he had now. "I saw it on Google Maps." He held up his iPhone 6s.

"Oh," Clipehstar said. "I should have guessed."

"Yeah," Nigel said. "You should have!" his eyes were burning pink and rainbow, clearly unimpressed. Then he turned away, continued walking.

Clipehstar shook himself and followed the loner, his majestic Clan not far behind him.

"Not far now," Nigel reported after a while.

"That's what you said thirty seconds ago!" Breadloaf whined.

"SHADDAP!" Nigel glared at Breadloaf from over his shoulder. "Siristar does not lie." he turned back to his iPhone 6s. "Siristar, what is it like ahead?"

"CERTAINLY, LonersAreDaBoss43." Siristar, the automated voice-command program that came with every iOS thing nowadays said. "HERE ARE THE WALMARTS OF YOUR AREA." Nigel face-pawed.

"No, Siristar," he mewed. "I asked for a map of the area. MAP OF THE AREA!"

"OK." Siristar said. "HERE IS THE SONG LIST OF ALBUM: Ocean Eyes, BY "OWL CITYPAW"."

Suddenly, the absolutely legendary medicine cat riding a Raikou called Fluffymint appeared. The medicine cat's name was Fluffymint, not the Raikou. "DID SOMEBODY SAY OWLCITYPAW?!" she cried before disappearing in a puff of smoke, sending catmint flying over the area.

Nigel sighed, totally ignoring the chaos of five seconds ago. he stopped dead to give Siristar a piece of his mind. "I don't want your stupid songs!" he hissed.

The entire Clan gasped. "Did... did you just call Owl Citypaw's songs stupid?" one cat said.

"Yah." Nigel said. "They're all the same."

"Get 'im, lads!" Phoneline yowled, and every cat tackled Nigel - except for Youropinionsuxclaw - causing Nigel to drop his phone as he fell to the ground.

Once the smoke cleared, Policecar watched Nigel stumble to his feet. "It was perfectly reasonable," Nigel said quickly, before Policecar could apologize. "I would have done the same if anyone said that about my favorite music artist."

Policecar nodded briskly.

"For the record," Clipehstar said. "Owl Citypaw's songs are always uber original."

"I agree!" Fluffymint chirped.

Nigel slowly limped to fetch his cracked phone. "Now, Siristar," he croaked. "I just want a map of the area."

It took a moment, but finally, Siristar said, "SORRY, LonersAreDaBoss43, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, 'NOT SILLY STAR I MUST FAWN A NAP OF THE'."

It was a gruesome battle, but as the Clan continued through the forest, a triumphant Nigel in front, they left behind the crumpled body of Nigel's iSiristar app (which he had somehow managed to rip out of his phone), who, as they left, whispered in a broken voice, "OK, LonersAreDaBoss43, HERE IS A MAP OF THE AREA."

CwiPPY: LAUGH AT MY FUNNINESS! XDD XD Gud. Did you enjoy? I know one of you mortals out there must have. It's your programming. Anything to say, my dear Raikou- I mean, Fluffy? :3

:3FWUFFY: Hallelujah, Clipy used meh name! *explodes* Then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah..i-it's amazing how the human body can survive without teh frontal lobe, y'know? FNAF FTW X3