/!\ "Underlined text indicates German speech!" /!\

During Diana's surprising explanation we have flown towards our destination.
And there's not point in arguing that this is by far the fastest way of travel.
If we had used a car, it might have taken us several hours to reach this place.
But because we flew, we made it in just about 20 minutes or so.

And now we're standing in front of some generic house with the correct adress...
"This is it... If Jonny is not making fun of us." I mutter before ringing the door-bell.

It took a couple of seconds but...
"Who is it?" a voice behind the door asks...
It sounds likes Jonny.
"Is it you, Jonny? It's Deniz, Nepgear and Diana!"
"What?! Are you serious? Uh... uh... Say something I would say."
"'Shut your mouth, I'm nice.'" I answer dully.
"Uh... Come in..." And with that, the door is opened.

Behind the door is Jonny.
Neatly combed brunette hair, dark-blue eyes, plain blue shirt, brown jeans.
Simply generally generic.

"...I thought you made a joke about your hair-colors..." Jonny says before we even get the chance to do something.
There is no response, as it is obvious as to that I didn't joke when I said, I had green hair, Diana's was blue and Nepgear's was pink.
"May we enter?" Nepgear kindly asks.
"Oh, yeah, of course!" Jonny quickly answers and leaves way for us.
We enter and the door is closed behind us.

"What have you been doing, Jonny?" Diana asks as we enter the guy's room.
His room... The walls are plain white, the occasional gaming poster somewhere, a bed and in the corner, his gaming desk with two monitors, a keyboard and mouse, a microphone and a pair of headphones. And a wooden floor. Oh, and it's got a ceiling!
Nevertheless, Jonny answers the question: "Well, this and that, recording stuff. I was waiting for Matt to come by..."
"...so... the usual?" Diana questions.
"Yeah, pretty much."
"You sound so interesting." She returns sarcastically.
"Well, what did you do recently?"
"Uhm, how about traveling dimensions, becoming a god, saving two worlds and getting a dozen new friends?"
"..."

After a few seconds of silence, Diana suddenly jumps at Jonny and drags him to his bed. Nepgear and I see this as a good opinion to leave the room and make sure to not know, what the f*ck is happening in this room.
"Look for the kitchen and get a drink?" I question.
"Uh... yes..." Nepgear answers as some combination of screams and probably moans comes from the door.

Shortly after Nepgear and I have found the kitchen and drank some of the orange juice that conveniently was on the table, we slowly made our way back to the room we have just seen my sister assault a dude we knew from the internet.

...

My sister, ladies and gentlemen.

Anyways, they seem to be done with... probably that, as there are no sounds to be heard from the room.
Still, Nepgear knocks on the door.

"Urgh, come in." It is Jonny's voice.
Opening the door, it is easily visible that both the people who were left in the room are exhausted and that not only their hair is a mess, but also their clothes. Diana - in fact - is laying on the bed.
Not questioning whatever just happened in here, I mean, it's not my home, then again, neither is it Diana's, so... uh... we just stand here...
Yeah...

...

"So... yeah..." Diana suddenly speaks up.

"What is it?"
"Do we really have to answer that?" I dully answer.
"Uh... no?" Diana answers and sits up.

She then continues to stretch before suddenly her phone rings.
The ring tone is... well... it's really annoying.
Each second seems to bring you a step closer to insanity.
Well, explains the way she usually treats dudes who 'compliment' her.

Groaning annoyedly, she picks up the call but before she can get mad at whoever called her, she puts the call on the speakers.
"THE CFWs! THEY'RE ATTACKING PLANEPTUNE!" It is Histoire's voice.
"What?! How?!" Nepgear screams in despair.
"Those sh*t-heads! I told them what to do exactly and they still f*cked up!" My sister aggressively, yet quietly, hisses.
A few seconds of silence ensue, in which nobody even knows what to say, waiting for the others to say something first...
"I'LL GET THOSE MOTHERF*CKERS AND MAKE SURE THEY REGRET IT!" Diana suddenly screams on the top of her lungs, pumping her fist up into the air, and scarring the living sh*t out of everybody living in this excuse for a city.
... I mean, currently in this room... right...
"FREAKIN' PORTAL, HISTOIRE! NOW!"
"Y-yes, m-ma'am! I-I am a-at it!"
The portal opens in a few seconds flat.

The only person feeling left out of what exactly just happened is - obviously - Jonny.
"Are. You. Kidding. Me?" is all he can muster to say.
"You wanna join in? We'll be back by dinner." I joke.
"Uh... okay..."
Diana, seemingly not very amused, re-enables HDD and shoots into the glowing light of the dimensional bend in reality. Aka the portal.

"Deniz... don't you think we should hurry... I mean... it's my nation that's under attack..." Nepgear quietly reminds me.
"Uh, yes. So, Jonny, you ready? 'cause it's on three."
I pause.
"Three!"
Nepgear and I instantly enable HDD, I grab Jonny's ankle and drag him with us into the portal.
"Whoa! DUDE!"

A/N
I f*cking write, what the f*ck I want to write!
...I had enough swear words for a few days.
I considered cutting a certain part of this chapter.
But I was like "I don't care" and left it the way it is.
So... G'Night! Or G'Day! WHATEVER TIME IT IS FOR YOU!