"Why are you here again?"
[Name] glanced up from her intense staring of the cup of coffee currently in her hands.
The bald man was talking with his mouth full. Again. [Name] wrinkled up her nose and tried not to gag. Such horrible manners…
"I mean, I appreciate the food and all", he paused to give a loud burp, "but you've been sitting here for two hours."
"I wanted to thank you and the cyborg again."
And then he has picking his nose.
So gross. [Name] turned her head away, disgusted by his antics.
"Oh, okay."
[Name] resumed staring at the coffee, now turned away from him, swirling the cup in her hands. She let out a soft sigh and bit her lip as she watched the cream swish around in the cup.
According to the news, after she had been backhanded by the Sea King into the shelter she passed out from the pain. The hero named License-less Rider had arrived, and then this slob bald hero arrived, defeating the monster with a single punch.
[Name] learned from the Hero Association website that the wounded cyborg was called Demon Cyborg and a new hero. After watching a video a witness had taken with their phone she instantly became amazed of his abilities.
Inspired by his strength, she became the lowest ranking hero, Lone Officer. Though she was pretty sure the Hero Association only accepted her because of her internet fame after standing up to the monster. Which failed miserably.
And now she was here, waiting to ask the cyborg to train her to become strong like him. It was obvious Saitama was also being apprenticed by the great S-Class, she hoped Demon Cyborg could take on another disciple. She had brought food, but after it occurred to her that cyborgs might not eat, she made an excuse and handed it off to Saitama.
"By the way, shouldn't you still be in the hospital?"
[Name] snapped out of her thoughts and jerked her head up, spilling a splash of coffee on her uniform. I just cleaned this!
"You were smashed against the shelter pretty hard."
Aha! The one thing she was proud of. She let out the first real smile since she arrived and nodded. Her stained uniform was casted out of her mind.
"Ah! Watch this!"
[Name] set down the coffee on the table between her and the hero and took the gun off the holster. Saitama watched wearily, pausing his nasty habit.
Excitedly, she pulled the trigger and shot at point blank range into her forearm. She grimaced at the pain but immediately resumed smiling, glancing up at the C-Class hero.
The close range had caused blood to splatter around the oblivious female.
Saitama's eyes widened in horror as he looked around his apartment and ignored the proud [Name].
"M-my apartment!"
[Name] gaped. She had just shot herself, yet he had the audacity to worry about his apartment?
"Are you serious? I just shot myself!" [Name] gritted her teeth to avoid her lashing out more. The Demon Cyborg might decline her request if she fights with his current apprentice.
Despite her outraged yell the bald bum still ignored her and stood up. He continued his frantic glances at the blood stained walls.
The (H/C) haired woman shoved her forearm in front of his face. He stopped his panicking and glanced down at her arm, noticing the bloody, but bullet-hole, free arm.
"Where did the bullet wound go?"
He looked at her other arm that was resting at her side and then back to the uninjured forearm.
"See? All gone," she glanced around his apartment. "About the blood, it will disappear in a few minutes."
Saitama immediately stopped panicking. "Oh, that's good."
He sat back down and began to read a comic. [Name] stared at him in shock. What a strange man…