"So how is this supposed to help me again?" [Name] drawled, her eyes slowly detaching from the giant bird towering above her and locking on Genos.
Genos appeared unaffected by the presence of the bird he was holding down effortlessly with his hand, contrasting from [Name]'s nervous fidgets and the fact she was crouching behind the cyborg.
"By being injured multiple times, you can increase your regeneration speed and not have to worry about injuries during a battle."
[Name] nodded slowly. She was surely going to die. And by a bird.
After Genos agreed to help train her, the next morning he did was break in her house by burning her door to a crisp. He had apologized and reasoned that he had no keys, and [Name] forgave him on the terms that he paid for a new door.
But, [Name] did most certainly not forgive him for waking her up, after burning down her door, at 3am and drag her out through the window to go jog.
Well he told her they were going to jog, but Genos did not take into account she had human legs and she couldn't run 30 mph.
After she punched him multiple times, but to her dismay it did not injure him at all, she trudged home.
And then this morning, instead of burning down her door he broke her window, slung her over his shoulder, and leaped from building to building to get to this monster.
After [Name] finished dying, she would have a talk to him about the training he had in mind.
[Name] nodded again to herself, standing up from her previous crouch.
"Um, what if it, you know, kills me before I can regenerate."
Turning his head from where he had been staring at the monster he had pinned, the cyborg stared at her with such intensity [Name] wondered whether or not to make a break before it.
"I won't let that happen."
Yes, [Name] would certainly talk to him about this training.
But before that, she would have to survive the giant bird.
[Name] turned around, looking at her surrounding for a possible escape.
"Perhaps I could hide under a car?" she mused to herself.
"Are you ready?"
[Name] whipped her head around, barely able to make out a strangled "No!" before Genos let go of the humongous bird.
[Name] decided, as the cyborg took his hand off the bird, he was either oblivious or a jerk.
But she would make the decision later, for now [Name] was running desperately for her dignity and her limbs.
This part of the city had already been evacuated, much to [Name]'s luck, and the streets were thin and turned quickly almost like a maze.
Normally she would have grumbled if she was in a car, having to switch on her turn signal every few moments, but right now with the monsters size and clumsiness it was a blessing.
Skidding around another corner, she slipped and fell on her side. A shadow fell on her, and she gazed up just in time to see an outstretched claw an inch away from her nose, before flying along with the rest of the bird. and crash into a skyscraper. She flinched as the building collapsed and the air was clouded with dust. Shakingly, the (H/c) female stood up and dusted herself off, frowning at her ripped shirt. The dust cleared, leaving [Name] with the clear view of the bird's rear end, the rest of the body hidden in the rubble.
She wrinkled her nose. "That's not sexy at all." Standing still for a few minute, she watched the monster for any sign of movement.
Receiving no signs, [Name] thrusted her arms in the air with a squeal of triumph. Excitedly, the hero turned to return to Genos. Before she could take two steps, a loud clatter sounded from behind her. [Name] froze, smile still present on her face.
Facing the building where the bird had crashed into, [Name] came to a conclusion.
The bird was not there. She slowly lifted her head, gazing up at the sky. [Name] came up with another conclusion.
The bird was there. And currently trying to eat her.
The female stood there dumbly, mouth hanging slightly open. She went over her options in her head in the little time she had before her head was sliced off:
1) She could try to run, but she didn't have enough time and would get devoured anyway.
2) She could shoot it, but the bird would still land on her and she would be squashed.
A flash of gold caught her eye, and she watched as a mechanical leg impaled itself into the bird's eye, effectively steering the monster away from the former police officer and into another skyscraper.
Then it became a torch.
With a thud, Genos landed beside her, crumbling the pavement underneath his feet.
"Weren't you supposed to let it attack me?" [Name] asked, still staring at the roasting monster.
"The speed and projectile of it's beak would have killed you instantly."
[Name] glared at him, putting her hands on her hips.
"Is this your idea of training? You could have gotten me killed, plus you burnt down my door and broke my window!"
Putting her arms in an X figure,she puffed up her cheeks and stared at him. He gazed at her for a moment calmy,.
"Would you like to slap me?" And [Name] did just that. Hard.
Genos appeared unaffected by the presence of the bird he was holding down effortlessly with his hand, contrasting from [Name]'s nervous fidgets and the fact she was crouching behind the cyborg.
"By being injured multiple times, you can increase your regeneration speed and not have to worry about injuries during a battle."
[Name] nodded slowly. She was surely going to die. And by a bird.
After Genos agreed to help train her, the next morning he did was break in her house by burning her door to a crisp. He had apologized and reasoned that he had no keys, and [Name] forgave him on the terms that he paid for a new door.
But, [Name] did most certainly not forgive him for waking her up, after burning down her door, at 3am and drag her out through the window to go jog.
Well he told her they were going to jog, but Genos did not take into account she had human legs and she couldn't run 30 mph.
After she punched him multiple times, but to her dismay it did not injure him at all, she trudged home.
And then this morning, instead of burning down her door he broke her window, slung her over his shoulder, and leaped from building to building to get to this monster.
After [Name] finished dying, she would have a talk to him about the training he had in mind.
[Name] nodded again to herself, standing up from her previous crouch.
"Um, what if it, you know, kills me before I can regenerate."
Turning his head from where he had been staring at the monster he had pinned, the cyborg stared at her with such intensity [Name] wondered whether or not to make a break before it.
"I won't let that happen."
Yes, [Name] would certainly talk to him about this training.
But before that, she would have to survive the giant bird.
[Name] turned around, looking at her surrounding for a possible escape.
"Perhaps I could hide under a car?" she mused to herself.
"Are you ready?"
[Name] whipped her head around, barely able to make out a strangled "No!" before Genos let go of the humongous bird.
[Name] decided, as the cyborg took his hand off the bird, he was either oblivious or a jerk.
But she would make the decision later, for now [Name] was running desperately for her dignity and her limbs.
This part of the city had already been evacuated, much to [Name]'s luck, and the streets were thin and turned quickly almost like a maze.
Normally she would have grumbled if she was in a car, having to switch on her turn signal every few moments, but right now with the monsters size and clumsiness it was a blessing.
Skidding around another corner, she slipped and fell on her side. A shadow fell on her, and she gazed up just in time to see an outstretched claw an inch away from her nose, before flying along with the rest of the bird. and crash into a skyscraper. She flinched as the building collapsed and the air was clouded with dust. Shakingly, the (H/c) female stood up and dusted herself off, frowning at her ripped shirt. The dust cleared, leaving [Name] with the clear view of the bird's rear end, the rest of the body hidden in the rubble.
She wrinkled her nose. "That's not sexy at all." Standing still for a few minute, she watched the monster for any sign of movement.
Receiving no signs, [Name] thrusted her arms in the air with a squeal of triumph. Excitedly, the hero turned to return to Genos. Before she could take two steps, a loud clatter sounded from behind her. [Name] froze, smile still present on her face.
Facing the building where the bird had crashed into, [Name] came to a conclusion.
The bird was not there. She slowly lifted her head, gazing up at the sky. [Name] came up with another conclusion.
The bird was there. And currently trying to eat her.
The female stood there dumbly, mouth hanging slightly open. She went over her options in her head in the little time she had before her head was sliced off:
1) She could try to run, but she didn't have enough time and would get devoured anyway.
2) She could shoot it, but the bird would still land on her and she would be squashed.
A flash of gold caught her eye, and she watched as a mechanical leg impaled itself into the bird's eye, effectively steering the monster away from the former police officer and into another skyscraper.
Then it became a torch.
With a thud, Genos landed beside her, crumbling the pavement underneath his feet.
"Weren't you supposed to let it attack me?" [Name] asked, still staring at the roasting monster.
"The speed and projectile of it's beak would have killed you instantly."
[Name] glared at him, putting her hands on her hips.
"Is this your idea of training? You could have gotten me killed, plus you burnt down my door and broke my window!"
Putting her arms in an X figure,she puffed up her cheeks and stared at him. He gazed at her for a moment calmy,.
"Would you like to slap me?" And [Name] did just that. Hard.
Bonus!~~~
Genos walked in the lab, holding a hand over his left cheek. Dr Kuseno turned to greet him, stopping in mid-greeting once he saw the left side of his face.
"Ah Genos. What happened?" "I was slapped."
Another Bonus!~~~
[Name] whined, rudely sipping tea Saitama had made her.
"And now my hand really hurts!" Uninterested as ever, Saitama let out a small "Mhm", still gazing at his comic.
"And since it's just a bruise it won't heal! I'm going to strangle Genos when I find him!"
"Ah, [Name]. Could you strangle me later? Dr Kuseno just repaired my cheek."
"NO! Come here!"