"What a mess!" [Name] groaned for the second time that day, glaring at the ground.
A rustle from a nearby tree caught her attention and she shifted her gaze upwards, quirking an eyebrow. After a moment and no monster popped out, she sighed and went back to her angry staring at the innocent ground.
Again, the tree rustled and she snapped her head towards the sound, ready to give the disturbance a piece of her mind. This time something did pop out, though it was more of a fall. Raising her head slightly, [Name] furrowed her eyebrows at the strange occurrence. It looked like a woman, though maybe it was a man with a very nice sculpted butt. After thinking about the options for a moment, [Name] decided the person was a man.
Maybe he was trying to be a bird? Or a leaf?
The man stood up and rested a hand on their hips, the other pointing accusingly at her.
"You! I saw you go into Saitama's apartment the other day, what relationship do you have with him?" The feminine man yelled at her.
She glared at him too.
Standing up, she began to walk in the opposite direction stiffly in anger at the interruption and muttering insults under her breath.
Immediately, he caught up with her and continued pestering her with questions about Saitama. [Name] crossed her arms, frowning at the man blocking her path.
"Who are you anyways?" The (H/c) woman asked.
"I am Speed O'Sound Sonic! I-" He stopped short as [Name] roughly pushed him aside and went back to attempting to get away from the annoying man.
He grabbed her shoulders and turned her towards him. In retaliation, [Name] kicked him as hard as she could in the genital area.
He stood frozen for a moment before kneeling on the ground and cradling his family jewels, groaning in pain.
[Name] spun on her heel and resumed her walk with a small, proud smile.
"That is what you get for interrupting me when I'm thinking about my love life!"