"Say, Genos."
"Yes?"
"Are you getting chocolate for Saitama or anything for Valentine's Day?"
[Name] heard a gasp, and then Genos was blocking her field of vision with his panicked face. [Name] had came over to Saitama's apartment to give him and Genos chocolate and after learning he was monster hunting, she decided to wait for the bald man.
Pushing against his chest, [Name] frowned.
"I'm guessing that is a no." The cyborg nodded and his usual stoic face became grave.
"I cannot believe I would forget such an important day, Master would be ashamed."
"I don't think he would care," [Name] muttered under her breath. She stood up and stretched from her earlier laying-on-the-floor position with a satisfying crack.
Walking into the small kitchen she waved for Genos to follow her, "Let's go make him some chocolates, then."
[Name] hovered over the chocolates, eyebrows furrowed and lips parted in confusion. Genos stood behind her, peering over her shoulder.
"I can't believe we messed up this bad," [Name] whispered in disbelief. Before them was the ugliest and most disgusting pile of chocolate [Name] had ever seen-or imagined, the nearly unrecognizable brown blob almost made the (H/c) woman queasy.
Though she could not see him, Genos nodded in agreement. They had followed the directions perfectly, yet somehow this horrible monstrosity was created.
"Oh well," [Name} sighed. "I bet we still have enough time to go to the store and buy some quality chocolate before he gets back."
The sound of the door clicking proved her wrong. [Name] quickly stood in front of the brown blob along with Genos. [Name] leaned over slightly, whispering "Act natural" to Genos.
The hero known as Saitama walked into the kitchen, sporting a casual hoodie and an array of groceries on his arm.
Trying to keep him distracted from their obvious hiding of the chocolate, [Name] said, "I thought you were going monster hunting?"
Saitama raised an eyebrow at their strange position, "Yeah, but there was a sale for fruit too."
"Welcome back master!"
[Name] sweated nervously and Genos tensed as he walked towards them, ignoring the greeting from his disciple. Saitama pushed [Name] and Genos apart by their shoulders, looking down at the attempted chocolate.
[Name] squeaked, "U-um I can explain-" She stopped mid sentence as Saitama dipped his finger in and licked it.
"Ah, that's really good!" He said, turning around to give Genos and [Name] a small smile before going back to unload his groceries.
The duo stood frozen for a moment, before [Name] reached over and fist bumped Genos.
"That was a close one. Good thing he didn't realize we used the last of-"
"Where did the rest of the milk go?"
Cue gulps.