Come on, Anna, run run run run like you've never ran before. Foxy was my favourite. "Why dude, I love your cute little face." I said to get this fast twat to love me like I loved it. Foxy the speedy fucker was gaining on me like he was a little fat kid running after a guy dressed like the Easter bunny with a basket full of chocolate.
"What the fuck?" The corridor was like, never ending. Then Chica began teleporting to catch up. This was just marvellous. At the eventual end of the hall it appeared a dead end… but there was a massive gaping hole in the floor.
"TO WONDERLAND WE GO!" I yelled as I couldn't try to save myself from falling when a worse fate wasn't far behind me. This was just as trippy as the fall that had brought me there. I didn't find home, no, I found the men's bathroom. When I had recovered from the fall the first thing I set eyes on was someone poking Holly's body. Strange, I know. They obviously had hardly any respect for the dead, although it could have been worse.
"Spiritus enim debes eum tollam!" I shouted, after grabbing 'The Spirit Summoner Spell Book' from my trench coat, flicking through the contents to find ridding spells. It was the best book I had to hand. As they were pushed in to the wall by a spirit, I was to get a good look at them. It was a man with the most 'almost an afro' attempt I'd ever seen. Wait… I've seen him before, it was Ninja Sex Party and Game Grumps' Danny?
"Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? You really think your silly antics is gonna get you outta this mess?" I questioned Danny with the best serious face I'd ever pulled in my life.
"Well, I mean, I had to try…" Danny sulked as he replied. "If this is a simulation made for Arin and me, it'd be the first thing we'd try…"
I set Danny free and as he dropped to the floor he asked, "Who are you anyway?"
I awkwardly replied, "The most otaku Skyrim player you'll meet. That is all you must know right now…"
"Pfft, nah, your only, what, 13!" He said big headedly, while touching the back of his head, anime style.
"Danny, I nearly got a spirit to silently assassinate you, after I saw you stupidly prodding my best friend who is now dead due to an epileptic fit, that… that I caused…" a tear rolled down my face as I whispered, "Holly…"
I wiped away the tear and noticed Danny was having a hard time comprehending what I'd just explained.
"Wait, What?!" Only now, was Danny kinda intimidated, his mouth was as wide as a hippo's asshole.
"I know I'm… I am a complete and utter mess as of now." I muttered.
"So, you're telling me…" Danny began.
"Danny," I said and distracted him. "Could you possibly leave the room, but, but just wait outside. I just remembered why I am here and what I came to do."
"Why, what is it?" he asked.
"Danny, could you JUST LEAVE THE ROOM!" I shouted. "Please, wait for me and… and be careful…" after I had told him to leave, without another word, he exited the room. It was time for me to connect with her…