[Name] liked her pepper spray.
She brought it with her everywhere, even when she went to check the mail. Her pepper spray never betrayed her and it never talked behind her back to other pepper sprays.
Whenever someone strange came up to her, pepper spray always took care of that.
For example, right now there was some strange man with very strange hair talking about all his problems while she ate lunch with him.
He had come up to her when she was shopping for a new shirt to replace her torn up one, asking if she was, in fact, Lone Officer. She had confirmed it, and then he started rambling on about monsters.
Apparently his name was Garou, and he was going to destroy all heroes. [Name] had told him good luck, but he still wouldn't go away so she settled for having lunch at a local coffee shop with him.
And that led her to her current situation, listening to Garou drone on about why he decided to become a monster and stuff.
Taking a sip from her coffee, [Name] nodded in response to his latest topic to rant on. She didn't mind listening to the crazy guy, she was going to make him pay for her lunch anyway.
"-And after that, I realized monsters deserved to beat heroes too!"
He stood up abruptly, causing the chair to screech loudly. [Name] set down her cup,raising an eyebrow at him quizzically. She wasn't done yet with her coffee.
She watched as he stretched, his joints and back popping, before grinning down at her.
She stood stood up with a sigh, fumbling in her satchel as he crouched.
"Now that my stomach is filled, let's g-"
"Ah! Found it!"
Garou paused, staring at the (H/c) woman with a blank face as she smiled brightly at him.
"You are paying by the way." [Name] said, concluding their wonderful, and in her case, annoying lunch by spraying him in the eyes with her best friend, pepper spray.
"And then, I reached in my bag and pulled out my pepper spray, and sprayed him right in the eyes! Right in the eyes, I tell you! Hahaha, I told you I'm the best-!"
"Are you even listening? Genos! I'm telling you my awesome tale!"
"I'm listening."
"No you aren't! You're just scribbling down weird doodles of Saitama sleeping!"