Jexi awoke in a purple void.
"Huh? How did i get here, and why am I hearing a Psychedelic tune?" Jexi asked himself.
"You are in a very special place right now, Jexi." said a male voice. "And I, Plant Man, arranged for it so. Now, we are willing to release you on a certain condition. I know you and those heroes brought the captured cells onto this world with you, so tell me which hero is carrying them and I'll let you loose."
"I'd never do… agh!"
Jexi was assaulted by zombified versions of Blazer and Umbra.
"You let us down, bro. Always following whatever that Blue lantern says." Blazer said.
"We were proud when you began that team, but now you brought us down by allying with that lantern. Now it seems like it's his team more than yours what with him choosing the worlds and taking on random missions." Umbra said.
"He doesn't even let you cruise to your own beat like you use to." Blazer said.
"So now, we're gonna kill ya, and see how he does things for a change." Umbra said before Jexi punched his head off.
"You illusions need work. Umbra never says words like 'ya." Jexi said.
"True, but youre trapped here until…"
"Ahhh! Look out I cant stop, ahhh!" Said a female voice as a bus literally broke the illusion, snapping Jexi out of it.
When he awoke, he saw a familiar red cat over his head. "Oh! You're finally awake!" Jibanyan said.
"Jibanyan? Why are you here? I thought you went home after the war." Jexi said.
"I never left. I've been training actually. I've been battling cars and vehicles all over. I heard about a really destructive driver here and wanted to see if I could beat the car they drive." Jibanyan said.
"Uh, Jibanyan?" Sunset said. "Would this driver happen to drive a bus and do donuts around us right now?"
"Huh?" He said before seeing said things happening. "How did I not notice this? I gotta step up my game!" He said standing in the buses path. "Take this you stupid bus! Paws of Fury!" He shouted going against the bus in question.
The bus knocked him into a tree.
"Did i just hit a cat? What was that? Oh, hi Juliet!" The girl inside said.
"Lemme guess, that's Rosalind, right?" Jackal asked.
"Yeah. My little sister." Juliet said.
"And don't worry about the cat, he's use to being hit by cars and buses." Applejack said.
"I came to save you guys!" Rosalind said. "But something's wrong with this stupid bus, it's irritating!"
"Well she's… awfully spunky." Nick said.
"And a disaster waiting to happen." Soul said.
"Ah, I almost hit a bird, look out!" Rosalind said.
Rosalind Starling
Occupation: High School Student.
Relation: The youngest of the Starling sisters.
Favorite Weapon: Something really destructive.
Hobbies: Scrapbooking, terrorizing pedestrians and collecting Yeti skulls.
Secret Dream: To meet Justin Bieber...and add his skull to her collection.
"What the heck is with that last one? What kinda dream involves a skull?" Sunny said.
"Hey! She just has…. Specific taste." Juliet said.
Natsu barely dodged the bus as it barreled to him. "Watch it, It's bad enough I can't ride a moving vehicle but I don't wanna get hit by one!" He shouted.
"Sorry, it's not my fault, the brakes aren't working!" Rosalind laughed. "Dont worry, I got it under control!"
"No you dont, you have no idea what youre even doing!" Nami said.
"How did she even get her licence?" Yosuke asked.
"I have no idea. But I'm pretty sure everyone at the DMV are idiots." Juliet said.
Rosalind crashed the bus into the gates and tossed a present out. "Happy Birthday, Juliet!" She called out.
Juliet opened the present and saw a confetti cannon like a rainbow.
"Oh my gosh! Rosalind must've saw this on my amazon wish list!" Juliet said adding it. "Nick Popper! I can shoot his head with this!"
"I'm not even gonna begin to go into what is wrong with that." Nick said.
"Ha! DBZ abridged reference!" Jackal said as he got blank stares. "Am I seriously the only one who has seen that? Well, you all lose out!" Jackal added.
They followed the bus tracks into a run down farm.
"The O'bannon farm. Guess the people here didnt make it." Juliet said.
"Yeah. Farms are usually the least protected place when a zombie attack is in effect." Jackal said.
They soon saw some farmer zombies.
"Plow dem crops! Cut that grass! It needs water!" One of them said.
"Wow. Even in death they still care about their farms." Gray said.
They soon notice the heroes. "Get offa our farm, city slickers!" One said as they started attacking.
"Now it's farmer zombie Killing time!" Jackal said readying his polearm.
"Is killing zombies all you ever think about?" Applejack asked.
"Well duh. I've been through four zombie outbreaks, five counting this one. When you've been in those, killing zombies is all you can do." Jackal said slicing the zombie on the tractor nearby.
They saw Rosalind driving ahead, crashing into everything.
"Okay, her licence should seriously be revoked before she hurts somebody." Natsu said.
"No worries. That things gotta run out of gas soon, right?" Kanji said.
"But what if she finds something like a combine?" Jexi said.
"Never mind, we need to get her outta that bus!" Kanji said.
"For once, I agree. Rosalind is making survival a little tough for me." Jackal said.
They continued to kill farmers until an even fatter zombie than the last one slammed next to them.
"I got hemorrhoids." It said.
"EEW! We did not need to know that." Filia said.
"Screw it, blast it's ass off!" Jackal said making a blaster from nearby junk and firing at the zombie.
"I'm dying! And as fat as hell!" It siad beofre being blown to bits.
"Nine more and i'm out." Jackal said.
"Best save those for the instruments for last then." Jexi said.
"No worries. I've been making them as I go. I already gave them to the animal lover and party girl. I've reserved three for your last three friends." Jackal said.
"And am I the only one who brought a guitar?" Sunset said having hers.
"Well, when you travel light, you travel light." Indigo said.
"Why do you even have that with you?" Jexi asked.
"I'm the second string guitarist and singer. That and you have to be prepared." Sunset said.
"Good nuff." Zangoose said.
They then heard strange music.
"Lemon, what is it this time?" Rainbow asked.
"It's Psychedelia, a music done by hippies." Lemon said.
"Ugh, I hate Hippies! Free the people my butt." Jackal said.
"I know! And they also do drugs, too." Ruby said.
"Yeah. Like mushrooms and stuff like...well son of a gun." Chie began before seeing a giant mushroom.
"Let's cut it." Juliet said.
"No, that's a bad Idea! What if it's a drug and we all get high?" Lemon said.
"Its not a drug mushroom, but these are known for causing wild hallucinations. As long as we don't breathe in the spores, we should be fine." Jackal said.
Juliet blasted the mushroom sending spores everywhere. Everyone exept Alphonse, who was immune being a living suit of armor all were knocked out.
They soon found themselves in a warped place. "Yeah. It makes it harder to be prepared when you blast the mushroom!" Zangoose shouted.
"Alphonse got lucky because he's a suit of armor. But where the heck are we?" Edward said.
"You're is psychedelia now, kids." Plant Man said.
A giant egg in the center then hatched to reveal a massive zombie chicken.
"AAAH! It's a giant messed up chicken monster!" Nick said.
"Bwaak!" It clucked as it ran right to them.
"Kill it so we can have KFC tonight!" Jackal said.
"Seriously? You wanna eat zombie chicken?" Jexi asked.
"I was kidding. Still, I want me some KFC." Jackal said.
They killed the chicken and snapped back to reality, Alphonse with them on a giant combine.
"I would say it's nice to be this way, but…" Alphonse said.
"I promise I will get your body back, Al. Its just taking some time." Edward said.
"Also, we got company." Alphonse said pointing to the zombie horde.
"Well, guess its time for some farming then, huh?" Jackal said getting behind the wheel of the combine as he mowed down the zombies. "HA-HA! I love this!"
As the last zombie was mowed down, they snapped to another area.
"That was weird. We need to find the Purveyor that's doing this and kill it. I have a hunch this is all just a big illusion." Jexi said.
"Oh, like Inception!" Indigo said.
"You actually watched that?" Yosuke asked.
"Yeah. It was playing when we were back in Ikebukuro." Indigo said. "Nice movie."
"We kill the Purveyor, we wake up! Let's get Rosalind and get her!" Jackal said.