On a massively lighted stage, a zombie with a pink jacket and top hat with an adult diaper and boots was dancing as he was playing a keytar.

"Whoooaaa, babeee! Time to get the funk out!" He said. After a bit more, he posed with Video man.

"That was the scariest freaking thing I have ever seen." Ruby said.

"You should be scared, cause you guys are gonna die." VideoMan said. "Now, where are my cells?"

"Sorry, but I had em, but then I lost em." Sunset said.

"Well, we'll just see about that. Pause!" VideoMan said pausing the entire area. He quickly searched the girls before growling and unpausing time. "THey're right. They don't have the cells on them."

"Now if we're done here, give us our friends back!" Lucy said.

"Not before you release Gray first!" Juvia said.

"What's the matter babies?" The zombie said. "Didn't you like our phone S-E-X-X?~" he then said in auto tune while gideon signaled them from behind.

"Uh, let's think about that…" Juliet said. "Dudes, give us Rosalind, now. And that zombie better stop making fun of Stephen Hawking! He's a great man, you perv!"

"I'm the pervert?" The zombie said. "You girls the ones who are dressed funny and have a head hanging from your hip."

"Seriously, can you be more perverted than that?" Video Man said. "Course, its not gonna matter much longer."

"Yeah, like we already told em. Cells or not, they wanna get their friends back, they have to play the game!" The zombie said strumming his keytar allowing multiple lights to light up."Whoaaaa, babeeee! Time to get the Funk out!"

Josey

Funk Zombie

Influences: Parliament Funkadelic

Rick James

Eight-foot piles of cocaine

C3P0

"Light up, please." Josey said as he and Video man got on a mini saucer and flew around.

"You may be able to beat the two of us individually, but we're a team in this place. We're unbeatable." VideoMan said.

"They have a point, we cant even reach them." Lucy said.

"You guys can't, but I can." Juliet said getting out her Chainsaw Blaster.

She began firing at the saucer as it flew. "How about we have a little fun. Rewind!" VideoMan said as time rewinded to when Juliet was about to fire. As she did, the two easily dodged the shots.

"Huh? How did that happen?" Lucy said.

"That robot acts just like a vhs player!" Nick said. "He's able to stop time, advance it, even rewind it as much as he wants."

"How are we supposed to beat that?" Rainbow asked.

"I think I have an idea on how to stop him." Sunset said. "Come on out, My friend! Calling Wazzat! Yo-kai Medal, do your thing!"

"Summoning...Mysterious!"

Booshiggy

Booshiggy

Boogie Woogie

Cling Clang

Delirious

Mysterious!

"Wazzat!" Wazzat said.

"Wazzat, bon appetit!" Sunset said as Wazzat flew to Video Man and chomped down on his head as VideoMan started to space out.

"Nice. You're using Wazzat to eat his memories so he can't remember what comes before or after the rewind or fastforward." Sci-Twi said.

"Now let's end this movie! Energy Field!" Aelita said blasting Video Man's head off.

"Ugh, instant replay…" he said falling to the ground.

"Yeah! Nice work, girls!" Jexi said from above.

"No weapon within Video Man?" Mega Man said.

"Video Man was just a souped up VHS after all. He had no special weapon to his name." Roll said.

"Eat this, funky fresh ladies!" Josey said. He dropped tons of 8-bit bombs on them.

"Wow. He is really into games." Rainbow said beating a bomb back at the saucer.

"Now, Juvia!" Lucy said.

"Water Slicer!" Juvia said as she sliced Josey in Half.

"Second Stage. Initiate...Funky Funky." Josey autotuned as he and the other heroes rose up into a higher level. "Now it's when things get more dangerous."

A giant UFO was then seen as Rosalind and the guys were in multiple pods. The girls jumped on top of it. "Yes! This is like a super fun version of Space Invaders!" Rainbow said.

"Groovy, Groovy. This is an announcement to attendees.~" Josey said. "The game has reached it's climax! Let the never-ending freakiness begin!~"

"Oh, that doesnt sound good!" Natsu said.

"Nope. Not for us either." Odd said pointing up as a laser was aimed right at their pod. "Pod will be eliminated in 5 minutes."

"Girls, if you got a plan….please hurry." Usopp said.

"I'm gonna take these guys out, Then we gonna warp into space together.~" Josey said. "Commencing countdown. All together… baby, baby!~"

"SomEbody, any body, help us!" Nami said.

A blue light then flashed as a comet crashed into the ship and damaged it.

"What the Funk?" Josey said as a familiar face to all heroes was in sight.

"Did you miss me, my friends?" Hope said as Jibanyan stood on his shoulders.

"Hey, guys! I did it! I saved Hope! I'm a hero!" Jibanyan said.

"HOPE!" Everyone said.

"Yeah. Jibanyan found the cell cache and reassembled Zygarde. He told me what was going on so we rushed over here as fast as we could." Hope said. "I saw everything… even Jexi's illusion. I'm sorry I put all this on you, but I have my reasons, which I will explain once this guys dealt with."

"We're just glad to have you back. But could you be more active instead of emotionally talking about this?" Jexi asked.

"Oh, right." Hope said producing a massive sword. "Game over, scum!"

He sliced through the ship as it exploded, taking Josey with it.

"Meus Vita rege, pro nefario coepto!" Josey said.

They all landed and saw all the Starlings safe and sound.

"Hope, about what you saw, I…" Jexi started.

"No need. Let me explain. Ever since I joined the team, I wanted to make the journey last, taking you all to these places so that we can be real heroes." Hope said.

"Hope, we were already real heroes even before you joined." Jexi said.

"And about the team thing, I kinda think of the Justice League when I do it. There are lots of hereos, and we could all use the support in the future." Hope said.

"Hope, we aren't some kind of global force. We just travel from world to world for the fun of it. Honestly I thought the reason was because you secretly felt weak." Jexi said.

"Hey, give him some credit." Aladdin said. "If it werent for him, we and team RWBY wouldn't've fully joined."

"And Evan and I would not have learned so much from him and approved by Rain bow to join you." Anima said.

"Yeah. I appreciate him for that, but I never said you could join. We're just protecting you. Now, there's only one Purveyor left and one of Shade Man's lackeys left." Jexi said.

"And then we can end him and his plans all at once. Whaddya say, partner?' Hope asked.

"Yeah. Let's stop him together once and for all." Jexi said as the two shook hands.