"These matches keep getting better," said Chris, "Our next camper is famous for insulting everyone around him. I am proud to present, I think, Noah!"
Noah entered the ring to a weird techno song.
"So Noah, why are you here?" asked Chris, "I thought you hated sports."
"Because I need the money," said Noah, "Besides, everyone knows that wrestling is fake. So let's just get this over with."
"Okay then," said Chris, "May I present your opponent. He's been known to take any risks you throw at him, no matter how dangerous they are. Say hello to the rainbow haired wonder; Jeff Hardy!"
Jeff's music played as he entered the arena, doing his famous finger move and huge pyros shot out.
"So, you're the big high flyer everyone is talking about," said Noah as he looked Jeff over, "I'm not that impressed. You look like something out of a bad horror movie."
"You know what?" said Jeff, "LeShawna was right about you. You need to learn some respect. You think you know everything, but you don't know anything about being nice. And that is just sad."
"Okay that's it!" said Noah, "I didn't come here to be insulted. Prepare to be destroyed Hardy!"
The bell rang and the match was on.
Noah and Jeff both locked up and moved around the ring until Noah flipped Jeff onto his back.
Noah pinned him and the ref only did a one count until Jeff kicked out of it.
Noah then bounced himself against the ropes and was about to deliver a close line, but Jeff delivered one instead.
Noah slowly got up and was about to punch Jeff, but he blocked it and kicked Noah right in the gut. Jeff then put Noah's head under his arm and delivered the Twist of Fate.
With Noah on the ground, Jeff climbed on the nearest turnbuckle and went for the Swanton bomb.
Noah was pinned, the ref did the three count and the match was over.
"Here is your winner," said Chris, "Jeff Hardy!"
Jeff went around the ring, cheering with the fans.
As Noah slowly got up, he saw Jeff and was filled with rage. He ran towards Jeff and was about to tackle him, but Jeff saw him and moved out of the way.
Before Noah could stop himself, he flew out of the ring and landed right on top of Chris.
Noah got up and helped Chris up. He asked Chris if he was okay.
"I'm fine," said Chris, "At least you didn't hit the face."
Noah felt a little embarrassed, so he ran out of the arena.