"Looks like Beth made a new friend," said Chris, "Our next camper was the first one to be voted off TDI and was able to tick off every girl on his team. Give it up for the homeschooler; Ezekiel!"
Country music played as Ezekiel entered the ring.
"So Ezekiel," said Chris, "Are you ready for your match?"
"You bet eh?" said Ezekiel, "Except I don't know much about it. My parents would never let me watch wrestling. They thought it was too violent."
"Okay then," said Chris, "Time to meet your opponent. He started off as just a fan in the audience and became a big WWE superstar. All the way from Italy, please welcome, Santino Marella!"
Rock opera music played as Santino entered.
"So you're the houseschooler huh?" said Santino in his thick Italian accent.
"Actually it's pronounced homeschooler," said Ezekiel.
"Whatever," said Santino, "It's time for you to pay."
"Pay?" said a very confused Ezekiel, "What are you talking about?"
"Don't play dumb with me," said Santino, "I'm talking about all that rotten stuff you said about women. Claming that guys are better at sports than they are."
"Hey, don't blame me for that eh?" said Ezekiel, "Blame my dad. He's the one who told me that. If I knew that it would make every girl on my team mad at me, I would never had said it."
"But you said it away," said Santino, "And now I'm going to beat the stuffing out of you." He then looked at the camera and said, "For all the women watching this, this is for you."
The bell rang and the match was on.
Santino swung his fist at Ezekiel, who ducked and punched Santino in the gut.
Ezekiel then put Santino in a headlock and delivered a bunch of punches to Santino's face until Santino kicked him in the shin and he let go.
The two then locked up and started moving around the ring until Ezekiel delivered a suplex. He pinned Santino, but the ref only did a two count until Santino kicked out.
Ezekiel then got up and stood still while trying to catch his breath. That's when Santino snuck up behind him, while on his knees, and delivered a low blow. Unfortunately, the ref saw it and called for the bell.
"Here is your winner by disqualification, Ezekiel," said Chris.
Ezekiel walked out of the arena cheering with the crowd while holding onto his crotch.
Santino was in total shock at what happened and he went right up to Chris.
"What is going on Christopher?" he said, "Why does he win like that? It's not fair."
"Okay first of all, only my parents can call me Christopher," said Chris, "And second of all, you know the rules Santino. No low blows while the ref is watching."
"Can't I have one little rematch?" asked Santino.
"No," said Chris, who was now getting a little annoyed, "Now get out of here before I call security. Or would rather like to meet my friend, Chef Hatchet."
"Uh, no, that's okay," said a nervous Santino, "I get the picture." And the ran out of the arena.