Disclaimer: I don't own twilight, Stephanie Meyer does. That lucky duck.

Cullen Camp

All packed and ready (Alice had at least 3 bulging super size bags plus a carry on) we all jumped into Edward's Volo and headed out to camp. We were going to a popular summer camp near the border, called Camp Eagle. I was reading the camp brochure, Jasper and Emmett where betting, of course. What now?

"Hey guys, what are you betting on now?" I said over the seat. "Who can take out the first grizzly bear?"

"Ah, Bella. Young, naïve Bella." He grinned, "We aren't betting on grizzles, just you. We both think despite your little superman here, you WILL end up getting hurt. I say you'll fall into the lake, but Jasper has more faith in you. We're betting 100 bucks." I frowned, was I THAT bad? I shrugged it off and looked out the window, the scenery was beautiful and as I watched the lake came into full view, a deep blue, with the waves splashing merrily against the shore. We all piled out and got a good look around the place. We were in main camp, with the infirmary, mess hall, and information center. They were all log cabins with huge trees stretching like dancers toward the sky. One tiny counselor in a dark green staff shirt was clutching a clipboard and desperately trying to get the massive crowds attention. Eventually she had to stand on a stump to be seen.

"EVERYONE LISTEN UP!" she bellowed. We all stopped talking. "Good, now that I have all of your attention, just a few announcements. Welcome back all old campers, and hello to all new ones!" she scanned the crowd with a wide smile. " To all new campers: curfew is 10:00 sharp, no exceptions. Breakfast is at eight, lunch noon, and dinner is at six. I have the cabins assignments for all of you; you will be doing all activities with your cabin. Anything else? Oh, and boys no sneaking over the line at night" she added with a wink.

We all hurried up to get our assignments. Me, Rosalie, Alice and a girl named Robin were in my cabin. Emmett, Jasper and Edward shared a smaller cabin.

"Ohhh, we have a roommate!" I said, pointing at the name on the sheet.

"Yay! A roommate! This means more makeovers!" said Alice, a manic glint in her eyes. I slowly backed away toward Edward.

"Bye Edward, see you at dinner" I said, leaning upward to kiss him.

"I'll be counting the moments," he said walking away with a smile. I grinned at his cheesy line. Well, time to meet our new roommate. Somehow it felt like she was on her way to the gallows.

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The room had four beds, all a soft green color. We had a view of the lake, and we could see a sailboat drift lazily across it. Alice immediately claimed the closet, leaving Rosalie and me to split up the dresser. Robin would have to make do with the nightstand. We were just putting away our clothes (Alice was already picking up bathroom stuff) when the screen door creaked open.

There stood a petite brunette with glasses. She was dressed in jeans and a tee shirt labeled Lady Panther Basketball Camp. For a moment she just stood there, jaw open. I can only guess what the sight must have been. The overflowing closet full of designer clothes, three girls, two of them looking like they had died and gone to heaven. Oh and lets not forget that Alice looked like a walking mountain of cosmetics, laden with shampoo, conditioner, mousse, and any other beauty product you can think of. She quickly shut her mouth.

"Um… hi. I'm Robin. You must be my new roommates." She said. Alice, who had put down the Cosmo mountain, gave an excited squeak and ran up and hugged her. Rosalie just nodded.

"Oh my gosh, our roommate! I am so happy to see you! I'm Alice, and that's my sister Rosalie and my best friend Bella." She jabbered. Robin just nodded and set her stuff down on the only vacant bed. She began to unpack and I saw Alice eye the small amount of clothes and lack of beauty products. I could only pray she would not make Robin want to leave the country. Turns out she was a very nice person, somewhat shy, and a very good athlete. The dinner bell rang through the camp, signaling the horde of people to all dash to the mess hall.

All of the Cullens, plus Robin, sat at the same table. Emmett strangely was talking to another boy at the neighboring table.

"You know if you twist and squeeze a ketchup packet it will blow up?" he said, waving one an inch from the boy's nose. "Dare you to try it!" he said, throwing it to him. Nervously he twisted it until, boom! A bullet of ketchup got him right in the eye. We all erupted into laughter, but he however, was not amused. He aimed a spoonful of mashed potatoes at Emmett. Big mistake.

"FOOD FIGHT!" yelled Emmett at the top of his lungs. Showing his French fries on top of the kid's head. Instantly the air was thick with cheap, nasty smelling camp food. While Rosalie and me hid under the table, everyone else flung food. Hamburger buns flew sailed across the air, apples hit people's heads, and French fries became salty bullets in the innocent mess hall. Jasper and Emmett were nowhere to be found, while Alice and Robin gleefully squirted people with mustard and ketchup. I desperately crawled toward the salad bar for better cover, while Edward blocked the food being thrown at me. Then, just as we reached the salad bar someone yelled from above us. Hundreds of eyes looked up to see Emmett and Jasper swinging there, suspending a gigantic bowl above us. Then they tipped it over, and it hit Edward. A mixture of grease, ice cream, chocolate syrup, and every type of dressing hit him at full force, followed by an entire bag of flour, making him look like a powdery blob of food. There was dead silence. Two seconds later someone standing outside the mess hall might have thought a bomb went off, because everyone fell over laughing at once. Slowly he wiped the concoction off his face and whipped around, but Emmett and Jasper had already fled into the lake, laughing like a pair of banshees as they swam for dear life. I burst into giggles at the sight of him. Camp Cullen had begun.

(A/N) So how do you like it? Was it bad? Good? Needs some work? Let me know! By the way the exploding ketchup packet DID happen at my camp. Got a counselor right in the face and the wall behind her the stain is still there =P. I never knew there could be so much ketchup in that one little packet! Haha it was hilarious! R&R plz!