An Immodest Puppet's Proposal
Chapter 3:
Welcoming Rita
"Link? Is it true? You want me in your harem?" Someone whimpered, "I'd be glad to do whatever you want, master. Minstrels will sing ballads of how I, Rita, pleased you," She said huskily.
Link, Midna, and Zelda were in a private cavern adjacent to the throne room because Ralis had insisted that Link and Rita consummate their relationship in Zora's Domain. Zelda blushed deep red at the sight of the female Zora leaning over a confused Midna, her heaving, pendulous breasts enveloping the twilight princess's neck and resting on her shoulders.
Rita reached down and started playing with Midna's breasts through the silky cloth of her top. "Does this please you, master?" She asked Link, "Or perhaps you would prefer if I played with the brown haired one?"
Link smirked, and a lustful expression came over his face. "Of course, my servant, but I think that I have a better idea..." And scarcely before he had finished his sentence, he was behind Rita, and Zelda could see Link's little warrior just outside the entrance of Rita's cloaca.
She gasped. There was no way Rita could safely accommodate Link's dick in her cloaca, Zoras reproduced like fish, she wasn't designed to handle something like what Link was planning to do. "Link, stop! You'll hurt her!" Zelda pleaded.
"No, Zelda." It wasn't Link who answered, but Rita, "I want to make my master happy, and if this makes him happy, then I will do it."
"Have you guys forgotten about someone?" Came a muffled, but distinctly miffed voice.
"Of course I didn't forget about you, Midna," Link answered her, "But I thought you might want to get used to this kind of thing sooner, rather then later," He stated matter-of-factly.
Midna paused. 'He... Wants me to join him...?' Part of her thought.
'Of course he wants you to join in,' Answered a more cynical, jaded part of her, 'Because that means another thing he can stick his dick into,'
'But... That sounds nice to me...' The first part thought longingly, 'And I've heard that it's very enjoyable...'
'You're hopeless!' The second part thought back, 'Would you really throw away your dignity for a bit of his cock? You disgust me, you whore.'
'I'm not a whore,' The former part thought.
'Really? And what makes you say that? What other reason could there be for you wanting his dick to stuff your insides, hmm?'
'Because... I love him,'
'Fine then, go be with him. In the end you'll only regret it,' And with that, Midna had made her decision.
"I'll join in," She said firmly.
Link smiled even more, "Well, Rita, it looks like you get to help me break Midna in," Link said, before removing himself from her entrance. "Now, Midna," He whispered into her ear, "What do you want to do?"
"Pa-paizuri," She murmured in embarrassment.
"I dunno," Rita chimed in helpfully, "Your breasts don't look big enough for that," Midna whispered something in response. "What was that?"
"I said," Midna rasped, louder, "I can make them bigger." She muttered an incantation and gestured toward her chest, but nothing happened. At first, Midna was confused, but then the realization dawned on her. "I'm not the princess anymore... I don't have access to that level of magic," She moaned.
"Well, maybe it doesn't matter," Zelda said akwardly, sitting down next to her "I mean, Link has the Triforce of Power, maybe he can make them bigger," She comforted Midna uncertainly.
Midna looked at Link hopefully, but Link looked down at his feet, "I don't think I should; the Triforce of Power is hard to control. If I tried to expand Midna's breasts, they could likely explode," He said glumly.
Midna looked down in disappointment. "But, I wanted to do paizuri..." She sighed, "Maybe this is a sign. Maybe I should wait a little longer."
Link nodded thoughtfully. "That's fine, Midna. I can wait for you," He grinned from ear to ear.
Zelda went back to her corner of the cavern, where she settled down and prepared to go to sleep. After she found a good spot to put her sleeping bag, which she had been given to her by her aunt as a gift for her sixteenth birthday, she got in and laid herself down. She adjusted the bundled up traveling cloak she was presently using in lieu of a proper pillow, and thought about all that had happened. Eventually her thoughts turned to Link, in particular.
'He is an enigma,' She thought to herself, 'At times, he seems to only care about sex and his own gratification, but at other times he is selfless and noble. Which is the true Link? Or are they both Link? Is it possible for a single person to possess two such opposing egos?' As these questions swirled in her head, she began slipping into sleep. As she was upon the brink of dreams, a thought came to her, and were she awake, she would have given it heed. 'In... fact... when... did... he... start... acting... like... this...?' And then her thoughts were lost to oblivion.
While Zelda and Midna slept peacefully, Link and Rita had a rendevous with Iza, who had been visiting with her employee.
"So," Iza smirked, "You, Link, are building yourself a harem, and you decided that you wanted someone with my fine ass?"
"Yep," Link answered, "What do you say? Will you join?"
"Of course," Iza grinned as she slipped out of her top, "I've heard tell from Rotel that you're... What, sixteen, seventeen inches? That's a once in a millenium opportunity, you know."
Link laughed. "I don't know where they got such a ridiculous number, I'm only eleven inches."
Iza frowned for a moment, then shrugged her shoulders. "Meh, why not. That's still a damn sight bigger than most guys."
Rita giggled. "Don't worry, it gets longer when it's hard," She reassured.
Iza's eyes bugged out of her head. "It's eleven inches... When it's soft? That's an ungodly huge dick!" She exclaimed in astonishment.
"Don't worry," Link purred, "It'll only hurt for a few days," With that said, he yanked down Iza's pants, undergarments and all. Her buttocks were firm but large, and Link drooled slightly at the sight of them.
"Uhh..." Iza whimpered, "Could you move, Link? You're really worrying me back there. In fact, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were planning on taking me up the ass..."
Link laughed, it was almost sinister in its sound. "That's because that's exactly what I plan on doing," He said.
--LEMON CENSORED--
Nothing to see here, move along.
Midna looked at Link in surprise. She couldn't believe what she had just seen.
"See ya, sweetie," Iza giggled as she walked away. "Maybe you could stop by at work tomorrow, hm?"
Link grinned. "Sure thing," He turned around and headed back. "We might as well get ready to go," He said to himself.
Midna took that as her cue to pretend to be asleep, and it was just a few moments before Link walked back in. "Wake up!" he shouted to her and Zelda. "We've got a wet and bumpy ride ahead of us."
Midna pretended to rub the sleep out of her eyes before asking Link, "Where's Rita?"
"She decided to visit her friend down the river," Link said by way of explanation.
"I see," Midna nodded absentmindedly. She was looking at Link like he had grown a second head. 'That was disturbing: watching him treat Iza and Rita like dirt. Yet they didn't seem to mind... Is such the power sex holds over a mortal? That they would sacrifice their dignity for a moment's satisfaction? Surely this is something to be feared!' She was wary about Link's apparent flips in personality. Even as they gathered their bags together, he chatted animatedly about how much he liked Rita.
It was disgusting, she decided, how sex seemed to occupy everyone as of late. Her defenses had fallen once, and she had almost debased herself, convinced it would prove to Link how she loved him. She would not let it happen again. Something was up, and she wasn't going to rest until she got to the bottom of it.
Suddenly, she gave a start. Something was amiss, she realized, but not the kind of something she been thinking about.
"Where in the hell is Zelda?" She exclaimed.
Well, I have a lemon for this chapter, but it isn't done yet. When it is done, the chapter will make more sense, but you will have to read it on hentai-foundry (dot) com under my account there (which is also EvilFuzzy9). The reason I am posting it there is because, even in development as it is, it already contains some relatively offensive content that I wouldn't feel safe posting on FF dot net. Also, don't expect the lemon to be that spectacular, because I am not very good at writing lemons. Then why am I writing one for the story at all, you might ask? Because, believe it or not, this story does have a rough plot, of sorts, and the lemons (will hopefully) actually help you all understand and appreciate the story on a deeper level, and some of the future ones may have significant plot relevance.
Sorry for the relative shortness, but I was worried that if I went to long without updating, my passion for the fic would dry up, never to return (-cough-MetroidLegacies-cough-).
Also, for those of you who were confused, paizuri is, from my understanding, a Japanese term (it may or may not be slang) that essentially equates to titf'ck. I try not to throw around Japanese in my fics any more, but I find paizuri to be a much more pleasant sounding term. That's all, for now.
TTFN!