*~*~*Rosalie's Point Of View*~*~*

"Okay girls, I just want you all to know that everything you say in this room is confidential. The boys will never know anything about these sessions that you don't want them to know. Don't be afraid to express yourselves. And please try to be honest, otherwise we will accomplish nothing," Dr. Giggles said smiling. As if that would reassure us. The idiots can hear us from the waiting room.

"Whatever," I mumbled under my breath, just loud enough for Dr. Dipshit to hear.

"Rosalie! Show some respect or else you'll be losing your garage privileges," Esme threatened me. I sighed but didn't say anything more.

"Well Rosalie, since you seem so in the mood to share, why don't we start with you?" Dr. Giggles said. I have him my best if-looks-could-kill-you'd-so-be-dead look. He shuddered involuntarily but continued. "So Rosalie, tell me about yourself. Why don't you want to be here?"

"Well Doctor, I don't want to be here because I think this is a ridiculous waste of time. No amount of therapy is going to fix this family. I love my family, don't get me wrong but come on!" I declared. If after all these years we hadn't changed, I seriously doubted this tiny insignificant human would change anything.

"Most people think therapy is a waste of time until they actually experience it. Is there anything personal you'd like to share about yourself?" Dr. Giggles asked, looking at me expectantly. He wants something personal? I'll give him something personal.

"You want to know why I was dragged along? Because dad caught me and Emmett fucking in their car…on their bed…on Edward's piano…on the kitchen table…That's why I was dragged along. Personal enough for you?" I said, going for the shock the shit out of him factor. His jaw dropped and his hand flew across the notebook sitting in front of him.

"Yes that is and I would like to touch on that subject later during one-on-one time. Okay Alice, what can you tell me about yourself?" Dr. Giggles said. Oh joy. One on one time with Doctor Dipshit. He better pray I don't kill him when we're all alone!

"Well…People call me a pixie. I'm like the energizer bunny. I'm currently not addicted to any illegal substances either. I, like most of my family, am a vegetarian. I love shopping, though I wouldn't say I'm addicted to it. I just really enjoy buying things!" Alice rambled on all in one breath. Once again Dr. Giggles was left speechless.

"Thank you Alice. Ashley?"

"I'm a very random person. I'm going to be a lawyer one day. In fact I could pass my bars right now if it weren't for the fact that I'm only 17! I like dancing. And cookies!" Ashley said, bouncing just as much as Alice. They really were a lot alike.

"Thank you Ashley. Umm, Claire is it? What would you like to share?" Dr. Giggles asked. We all held our breath, knowing she was the one most likely to spill.

"I love Quil! He's my protector! And blueberry pie! I'm reading Romeo and Juliet. I'm going to be the smartest kid in my class," Claire announced proudly. We all beamed at her, we couldn't help it. She was our little angel.

"Wow Claire. Reading Romeo and Juliet at your age is impressive. Why did you choose that book?" Dr. Giggles asked, looking not surprised but disbelieving. His tone hinted at a condescending nature.

A growl escaped, not my throat but Esme's. "I choose that book because Bella said she loved reading it when she was younger. Jazz has been helping me but I don't really need it. I'm almost done with it too! I just wish that they would have made Paris a bigger character. Next he promised we could read Wuthering Heights. I'm so excited."

"Thank you for sharing Claire. Bella, what would you like to say?" he asked, turning to look at her. Once Claire was out of his line of sight, she stuck her tongue out at him. Our little angel.

Bella flashed Dr. Giggles a stunning smile, causing his heart to flutter. "Dr. Giggles, I love reading. I have a newfound passion for writing. I'm writing a book called 'Forever Young'. It's about vampires! A vampire that falls in love with a silly little human girl. It's based on a true story!" Her smile only grew until I was sure it would crack her face in half.

"That sounds…interesting. Leah? What would you like to add?"

"I don't know. I guess I've never been good with people. No actually I was good with people until Sam started dating my cousin Emily. But then I met Lucas and I've never looked back. If it weren't for Lucas I think I would still be the same vindictive bitch I used to be. You know I blamed Dr. Cullen's family for it? If they hadn't have moved to town, Sam and Emily would have never met. Then I started blaming Bella for it too. Which was wrong of me," Leah confessed. I felt so sorry for her. It was an emotion I wasn't used to. In fact, it annoyed me to no end.

"Bella's to blame for a lot of shit in this family," I murmured a little to loud. Luckily, Dr. Dipshit didn't seem to hear me.

"Well I'm glad that you got over your hate for them," Dr. Giggles said. "Maggie would you mind going next?"

"What's there to tell? I'm originally from Ireland but I'm glad to be living here in America now. Though I miss the beauty of Ireland immensely, I wouldn't go back if it meant giving everything up. Especially Nahuel. I love him so much. But I think we all feel the same way about our mates," Maggie said. Dr. Giggles looked confused at the use of the word mate.

"Ireland is a wonderful country. Maybe Nahuel and you can go there together one day." Though it sounded like Dr. Giggles was being sincere, Maggie growled lowly. Dr. Giggles better learn not to lie to Maggie or she just might kill him before I got the chance. "Renesmee, how about you next?"

"Fine. I'm going to be a future therapist. I hate being the little one. Claire and I are best friends. We practically grew up together. Oh and I'm not just going to be any sort of therapist, I'm going to be a sex therapist!" Nessie declared proudly. I couldn't help but laugh. Dr. Giggles looked about ready to lose it. I doubt he's ever had to deal with such a large family and such a unique family at that.

"Esme?" Dr. Giggles managed to choke out.

"Let's see. I love old fashioned things. I can't have children of my own so I chose to adopt. I wouldn't give up my family for anything, even if they annoy the hell out of my sometimes. They really are my children and I love them. I work a lot. Not because I have to but because I love the work I do," Esme said. We all smiled at her lovingly.

"That's great Esme. There are a few things I would like to talk about in depth. Rosalie, you made a comment about Bella causing a lot of problems in the family. Could you please elaborate?" Dr. Giggles asked. I almost leapt out of my chair and killed him.

"Well Doctor, Isabella is the reason Edward almost killed himself, she's the reason Jasper hated himself, she's the reason Alice almost had a breakdown, she's the reason Jacob and Sam almost killed each other, she's the reason James, Victoria, and Laurent are all dead not that anyone's sorry to see them go… I could go on but to be honest, I'd really rather not," I said, studying my reflection once again. Not a hair out of place.

There was a crash in the waiting room, causing us all to jump. Someone was snarling. Probably Edward. He doesn't like anyone talking bad about is precious Bella.

"Edward attempted suicide? Jasper hated himself? Alice almost had a breakdown? Jacob and someone named Sam almost killed each other? And 3 people are dead because of her??" Dr. Giggles asked. He picked up the phone and hit 1. "Stephanie? Can you reschedule all my appointments for today? I'm going to need the time."

A/N: Rosalie is such a bitch! I love her!!! So there has been some confusion, Claire is 10...She acts her age sometimes, but other times she acts older or younger. I'll get the next chapter up soon. I know my characters have been off the wall OOC but let's face it, we have no idea what they're really like behind closed doors. Review! Also go check out TRDancer's stories like Oxygen! :-D She's a great writer! Also if you want a good read, go to my favorite stories. I only favorite stories I truly like and they're always good. Oh and in case I forgot (which I know I didn't) review!!