*~*~*Renesmee's Point Of View*~*~*
"Okay children, we need to talk about what happened today. It's important that we discuss these things. Especially now. After all, what good is therapy if we don't talk about it?" Carlisle said. It's still so weird to think of him as dad. After all, he's really more like my grandfather but since I'm older now and we're living in a new town, he had to be dad.
"What's there to talk about? I'm going to kill Rosalie. The end," Bella said, glaring at Rose. This should be interesting.
"Mum, don't do anything you'll regret in 50 years," I told her. I would have said tomorrow but lets be honest, being a vampire means it takes longer I guess.
"Would you stop singing that song Esme? I understand you don't want me in your head but you could just ask Bella to block you…It would be a lot easier on both of us," Edward snapped. I wondered what song she was singing that made dad so mad. I mean Edward so mad. Even after a year of calling him Edward, I still slipped a lot.
"You're my honeybunch, sugarplum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin. You're my sweetie pie. You're my cuppycake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums. You're the Apple of my Eye. And I love you so and I want you to know that I'll always be right here, and I love to sing sweet songs to you, because you are so dear," sang Esme. I remembered her singing that to me when I was around a year old.
"Oh…that song. I'm sorry dad," I said, figuring since we were home alone it wouldn't be a big deal to call him dad.
"Okay Edward, I blocked everyone so you can get some piece and quiet," Bella murmured. They shared a short but sweet kiss that caused me to retch. No child should have to see their parent's make out. No matter how small the kiss or how short the session.
"Thank you love," flirted Edward, biting Bella's ear lobe seductively. Gag me with a spoon.
"Guys, do you mind? I think mum and dad have something to say and your kind of being a distraction," Jasper stated. I was surprised that he didn't just steel Alice away and ravish her. It looked like Emmett wanted to steel Rose away and ravish her though. To bad it wouldn't happen. Rose was really sticking to this no sex thing.
"Thank you Jasper. So children, today has been an enlightening day. I learned just how creative my children can get. I must say I was shocked when it was you Rosalie that almost slipped up and not Claire. No offence intended Claire. Now there are some things we need to talk about. Jacob, you need to lay off of the blonde jokes. Rosalie, you need to stop over reacting to them. Emmett, you need to act like the grown up you supposedly are. Bella, Rose, this isn't Jerry Springer. Contrary to popular belief it's not okay to just attack each other. Especially out in public like that. Jasper, you need to let people either feel what they feel or just calm them the hell down. Stop using peoples emotions as your own personal toy. Bella, congratulations on your ability to lie today. It was quiet brilliant," Carlisle told us.
"Dr. Giggles has some concerns he talked to us about. He is worried about most of your mental well-beings. In fact, he would like to have Edward, Jasper, Bella, Rose, Emmett, Alice, and Embry all committed. And that's just to start with! Needless to say, you guys really need to start acting more human. I don't see how you children get other children to believe your human," sighed Esme. I could understand her problem with the situation.
"Now children, we're going hunting. Down by Tanya's. Far away from all of you…As in, we may not be around but if you so much as put a dent in the wood, Esme will have your heads and I'll have every other limb," Carlisle threatened.
"Actually not so much as a scratch in the floor or else," Esme countered.
They took their leave shortly thereafter. The house was silent for almost a minute. About the amount of time it would take them to get out of earshot, then all hell broke loose.
Bella lunged at Rose as she lunged at Jacob. I grabbed up Claire and ran her to the media room on the other side of the house. No need for her to get caught in the crossfire.
As I rushed back down the stairs, I couldn't help but laugh at the comedy of the situation. Much like in the old cartoons, most of the family was in a ball fighting each other. All it was missing was the dust and wacky sound effects.
"You fucking bitch! I'm going to rip you limb from mother fucking limb! All the bad shit's my fault? I'd kill you if you weren't already a stone cold dead bitch," Bella shouted.
Emmett and Edward was intertwined with Rosalie and Bella. Luckily they were all made of stone, otherwise they wouldn't be able to breath the way they were twisted together.
"If your wife ever makes my wife feel so bad again I will have her head and your ass on a platter! Then I'll serve it to the wolves!" Edward screamed, wrestling Emmett.
Quil and Embry were fighting next to them, still in their human forms.
"Kidnap my baby girl again and I'll rip your hamstring out," threatened Quil.
"It was Emmett's idea! I just helped him because he bribed me. I knew no harm would ever come to Claire, especially if I was there!" Embry confessed.
I tried making out more of the little conversations going on amidst the fighting but I couldn't. Mainly all I could hear were snarls and growls.
It looked as though everyone was fighting with someone. It was quiet ridiculous. I simply sat on the stairs, watching. That's when I heard it. A crash. Not just a little crash either. A loud crash that told of punishments to come. Someone had broken the door. I didn't see who went through the door but I did know it would have to be fixed and SOON.
Everyone froze. Only those of us that needed to breath even dared such a feat. Then everyone was moving. Vampires were rushing to get wood for the door, werewolves were rushing to get tool to fix said door, and us hybrids were rushing to get the hell out of there.
Ashley, Claire, Nahuel, and I sat in the media room, watching the original Casablanca whilst the rest of the family worked on repairing the door. I wondered idly if Carlisle and Esme would notice the difference.
A/N: So guys, what did you think? To be honest I didn't really like this chapter. I don't know why. Something about it just bugs me though. Maybe I'm just over thinking it. LOL most authors are never satisfied with their work. I guess I'm one of them. So I'm re-reading Breaking Dawn and I got a bit of inspiration for the next chapter from that. I'll give you a hint. It's because of something Jacob wonders. I kind of wondered about it myself. The next chapter is going to be EXTREMELY graphic! (Not sexually) I do not suggest it for the faint of heart or anyone to young. I'll put a warning on it when I'm done writing it. It's going to be from Embry's P.O.V. Today's recommendation is for RoseHaleBabi and her amazing poetry. I especially loved Alice's poem. Just so you know, every time someone reviews, I go to their profile and will usually read some if not all that they've written. It depends on if it sparks my interest. Love you all. I hereby reinstate the cookies and the coffee! You guys hyper is amazing! Review!