*~*~*Emmett's Point Of View*~*~*
"You did not! How?" Jasper asked incredulously to Edward while I laughed next to them. Of course Jasper would want to know.
"Jasper, it's really very simple. Just say no. And then walk away. Quickly," Edward laughed. Let's face it. It is SO not that simple.
"Edward, it's say no then run like a mad fucker. And that only works for you because you're the fastest of us," I joked as we walked into the waiting area. The rest of the family was still down in the parking lot.
"Shut up Emmett," Edward growled.
"Admit it, there is no controlling Alice when she wants to play dress-up. Running away from the psycho pixie only makes her angrier," I said. The words had barely left my lips when Jasper charged into me, effectively tackling me.
It wouldn't have mattered but for the previously unnoticed human. She looked bemused, as if she expected the little brawl. We stared at her.
"Hello. I'm Sasha Rose but my friends just call me Rose. And you are?" Sasha Rose introduced herself. Such a pretty little thing with such innocent femininity. Nothing like my vivacious Rosie.
"I'm Emmett and these are my brothers. Jasper, the emo, and Edward, the king of mood swings. It's a pleasure to meet you Miss Sasha Rose. You know my girlfriend's name is Rosalie but we call her Rose," I said, flashing her a grin wide enough to make most people run scared. Sasha Rose didn't even flinch.
"A pleasure to make your acquaintance's. I must be off though but I'm sure we'll be seeing plenty more of each other. Until then, I bid you ado," Sasha Rose hinted, a sparkle of knowing in her eyes. Great. Just freaking fang-tastic!
After I was sure she was out of earshot, I turned to Edward. "Is it just me or does she know something she shouldn't?"
Edward gave me his best well-duh look and hissed, "She DEFINATLY knows more than she should! She meant it when she said we would be seeing more of her. Though oddly enough, her thoughts were of the purest kind."
Finally the rest of the family joined us. I grabbed Rose up and kissed her quickly but passionately.
A smile danced across my face as Dr. Giggles came into the waiting room. The rest of the family may hate family therapy but I totally find it amusing. It's torture in the most basic form.
"Welcome back everyone. Today were going to start the couple's sessions instead of doing one-on-one sessions. First up are Emmett and Rosalie. Follow me please," Dr. Giggles said.
Rosie and I stood following Dr. Giggles not into the conference room like I expected but into a small circular office, complete with a classic therapist couch.
Rosie sat down in a chair in front of Dr. Giggles' desk while I opted for the couch, plopping down. Dr. Giggles sat behind his desk, looking us over.
"I like your shirt Emmett. Are bears your favorite animal?" he asked, trying to break the ice or some shit like that I guess.
"Yup! I love 'um! If it weren't for an irritable grizzly I wouldn't be here today," I said, looking over at Rosie lovingly.
"Why wouldn't you be?" Dr. Giggles wondered.
"See most of my family thinks I like bears because of the joy I get from wrestling them but that's not really true. IF that bear hadn't almost killed me, Rose wouldn't have saved me. And without my Rosie, life would honestly hold no interest for me," I explained, getting up to wrap my arms around my only love.
"I see," he said absentmindedly then his eyes got wide. "Wait…you wrestle bears…for FUN?"
"Yes I do. I love the feeling of the adrenaline coursing through my veins," I said, trying to make the reasoning sound human as possible. Not that wrestling bears is a human thing.
"Oh…kay…Moving on, Rosalie…Do you think you hide behind your beauty?" Dr. Giggles asked, encroaching on dangerous territory. Rosie already hates Dr. Giggles, it's not a wise idea to piss her off.
"No I do not believe I hide behind anything. I would be the same person if you took away my beauty but why in the world would anyone want to take away my beauty? Unless their jealous of course," Rosie said, acid seeping through her voice.
"You know Rosalie, vanity is one of the seven deadly sins," Dr. Giggles said. I laughed. What an idiot!
"Actually Dr. Dipshit, the seven sins are luxuria, gula, avaritia, acedia, ira, inidia, and superbia. Also known as lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, and pride. Do not insult my intelligence. I may be a blonde but I'm not an idiot. I may suffer from many of the deadly sins but vanity is not a deadly sin and I don't suffer from it!" Rosie shouted. I'm sure the whole hospital heard her outburst.
"Would you say you're tenacious Rosalie?" Dr. Giggles continued, as though Rosie hadn't insulted him.
"What do you think? I may be tenacious but my family doesn't give a shit. Besides, I'm not going to change who I am just because some quack asshole tells me to," she hissed, glaring daggers at him.
"Rosie baby. Deep breaths. You know no one expects you to change," I said, hoping she didn't kill me for it.
"No one expects me to change!? Like I couldn't?! Like you could change being a serial killer!" Rosie shouted in a fit of tirade.
"Serial killer???" Dr. Giggles said, freaking out. Rosie really stepped in it now.
"Yes I'm a proud cereal killer. I kill the Lucky Charms every day!" I said, laughing. Thank god for my ability to make a joke otherwise we'd be fucked. Again.
"Oh, cereal killer."
"Yes, it's a family joke. I kill a box of Lucky Charms every morning," I announced proudly.
"The family expressed some concern about your very active sex life. Especially the fact that the two of you have done 'it' in all of their cars and most of their beds. Is that true?"
"Look doc, I'm not going to deny we get carried away but sometimes we just get the urge and I think it's better we do it somewhere private than on the living room floor," I said.
"You did do it on the living room floor!" Jasper shouted from the waiting area.
"And the kitchen floor!" Alice shouted.
"Not to mention the second living room!" Bella called next.
"Plus the media room!" Quil screamed.
I was rolling on the floor laughing as they continued to call out various rooms that Rosie and I had…made use of.
"Maybe the 2 of you should consider toning down your sexual activities and confining yourselves to your room for the sake of your family," Dr. Giggles suggested. It was a good suggestion, not one we would ever listen to but a good suggestion none the less.
"We'll take it into consideration," I said carefully.
Rose looked at me like if we did she would kill me. Dr. Giggles began talking again, "That should be all for today. Send in Alice and Jasper please."
We stood and walked out of the room. I heard Rosie muttering under her breath. "Mother fucker was lucky I hunted last night."
A/N: So…What did y'all think? I was originally going to write a one-shot with Emmett explaining to Bella just why he loves grizzly's so much but I thought it fit so well in here that I just included it. I have a Rose/Em one-shot that I'm thinking about posting called 'At Last' so keep your eye out for it. Today's chapter featured the wonderful Bad Wolf Jr AkA Rose. I made her name Sasha Rose for the purposes of this story. Anticipate seeing her in the future. Haha Rose asked for a guest appearance and I give her a full fledged role. Does anyone else want to make a guest appearance? Chances are you'll end up a full fledged character. I just got done watch Grease. It's an amazing movie if you haven't seen it. It's my suggestion of the day. Review! Go…do…it…Love you all!