*~*~*Jasper's Point Of View*~*~*

Emmett walked out of Dr. Giggles office feeling calm and relieved. Rosalie stalked out behind him feeling royally pissed off.

"Somebody needs a happy meal," I muttered under my breath.

Rosalie growled at me and threw a silver stiletto at my head. I ducked and the shoe got stuck in the wall.

"Fuck you Jasper!" Rosalie snarled. I flinched at the anger and vexation pouring off her.

"Ali, Jazz, the doc asked for you next," Emmett muttered, pulling Rose out of the room.

With a sigh, I lead Alice into Dr. Giggles office. We took our seats in front of his desk in silence. He continued to scribble on the legal pad in front on him. Perhaps we had entered a little too quietly for he hadn't seemed to notice us.

I cleared my throat to gain his attention. His head whipped up and his emotions went from relatively calm to full of fear and anxiety. At the rate his heart was pounding I feared he was bound to suffer from cardiac arrest unless he calmed the hell down. I sent him subtle waves of calming and tranquility.

"Hello Alice and Jasper. How are the 2 of you today?" Dr. Giggles inquired kindly.

"I'm fine," Alice smiled.

"I'm quite well thank you. A little hungry. I skipped breakfast," I said quietly. If I was going to be forced to be here I might as well have fun with it.

"Jasper, you said you liked the Civil War. What about it draws you in?" Dr. Giggles asked.

I sighed too quietly for the good doctor to hear and responded, "I don't know. My great great grandfather died during the Civil War. His name was Jasper Whitlock. I'm actually named after him. He was proud to die serving his country. Cause. Whatever."

"Would you be proud to die for your country?" Dr. Giggles asked, curious.

"Of course I would! But the point of war isn't to die for your country. It's to make the other bastard die for his," I retorted. Alice laughed from her chair next to me. I smiled, gazing deep into her onyx eyes, darkened not from hunger but from love and passion which poured from her. I sent waves of love and desire back at her until Dr. Giggles interrupted us. The jealously coming off of him was staggering.

"That's an interesting way of putting it," Dr. Giggles noted. "So Alice, Carlisle and Esme tell me your very passionate about fashion and shopping. What's the longest you've ever gone without making a purchase?"

"2 days, 9 hours, 42 minutes, 11 seconds," Alice chuckled. "See I'm not dependent on shopping. Besides, it's not like I have to worry about money. Thank god I'm independently wealth."

Alice was bouncing in her chair, her eyes far away with a vision. Excitement radiated from her.

"How much money do you have independently Alice?" Dr. Giggle asked. I thought it was rude to ask such things but perhaps that's because I was brought up in a more proper era.

"I have $3,647,128.97 in my bank account," Alice said innocently. I suppressed a laugh. She had that in one account, but what about the 27 others that are hers? Or that 31 that are for the entire family? Plus she has access to my 23 accounts…Not to mention the fact that if she ever really wanted to she could get into the 284 accounts the family has in total.

When I saw the look on Dr. Giggles face I couldn't help but laugh along with Alice. I'm sure it was a tough pill to swallow, knowing your "17" year old patient has more money than you ever will. If only he knew how much the little pixie is truly worth. She could buy out the 10 wealthiest men in the world without batting an eyelash.

In fact she had bought out Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, the Walton's, and Bernard Arnault. She actually owns Microsoft, Berkshire Hathaway, Wal-mart, and Louis Vuitton.

"That's impressive Alice. Do you ever dress-up the family against their will?" Dr. Giggles asked, recovering from his shock.

"Look Dr. Giggles, I only dress them up when were all either bored and have nothing to do or when we have to go out in public and they can't dress themselves. Like today, Jenny was going to wear this gaudy ass yellow shirt with black strips, pink tights with black strips and yellow and black pajama pants. I could NOT let that happen! Ever!" Alice snarled.

"Shouldn't it have been her decision to make though?" Dr. Giggles commented. Oh shit! Duck and cover. I repeat, DUCK AND FUCKING COVER! The irritation coming off of Alice is not a good sign.

"Part of being a Cullen is dressing like a Cullen!" Alice shrieked.

"But your not a Cullen, you're a Swan," Dr. Giggles said calmly, as though he was commenting on the weather.

"Look here asshole! My last name may be different than my parents but their still my parents. Being a Cullen isn't just a last name, it's a fucking state of mind!" And with that said, Alice flew at Dr. Giggles feeling murderous. I grabbed her and held her to the ground. Lucas burst through the door and ran to us, at human pace unfortunately.

"Mary Alice Brandon-Swan-Cullen! Calm down this instant! Do not make me hurt your little plastic friends. You know I can and will. Dr. Giggles apologizes for insulting you, don't you doctor?" Lucas said calming Ali and scaring the shit out of Dr. Giggles at the same time. I sent waves of remorse at Dr. Giggles.

"I'm so very sorry Miss Swan. I never meant to insult you," whimpered Dr. Giggles, on the verge of tears. To much remorse…But seeing the doctor have a breakdown was so much fun!

"I'm sorry Jazzy. You know you're the credit to my card, don't you?" Ali said, love and regret coming off her.

"I love you too baby girl," I said quietly, wrapping my arms around her. I pulled her into my lap and we sat in my chair in front of Dr. Giggles desk together.

Lucas slipped out of the room unnoticed as soon as Ali was calm. I loved my brother-in-law. He and Ali have such a strong, pure bond.

"Jasper, is it true you like to dress-up in women's clothing and pole dance?" Dr. Giggles asked.

If I could blush I probably would be but since I can't, I settled for scowling at Dr. Giggles like a 2 year old.

"I don't see how it's any of your business but if you must know I was practicing for RENT. I'll be playing Angel in the back-to-school production in 2 months. It'll be my senior year after all, I might as well enjoy it," I informed him.

"Well that's our time for today. Could you please send Edward and Bella in next?" Dr. Giggles announced suddenly.

I stood up, pulling Alice with me, and we quickly walked out of the room.

A/N: So here it is. Yes I am aware that Jasper was dancing to a song from West Side Story in the first chapter and not a song from RENT but whatever. It's going to take me a bit to write the next chapter. So sorry guys but I have a life that needs tending to. It's not much of a life but it is a life. As soon as I post this I'm going to go make myself a peanut butter banana milkshake. Anybody else want one? It's my bribery for today. If you review you get a milkshake of your flavor choice. I love all of you that take the time out of your day to read my story and I love those of you who review even more! You guys are AMAZING. Don't forget to review, good or bad! Peace and love.