"Good morning Kyle!" his weighty eyelids snapped open at the sound of that angelic voice.
"Morning," he yawned "Sorry, but what was your name again?"
"Sydney. But lets not get acquainted now…I just want to say one thing… WHY ON EARTH WAS I FLYING THROUGH THE AIR LAST NIGHT??!!" her voice was high pitched and her eyes unblinking.
"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I was kind of saving your life…"
"Saving my life? Did you grow up on planet Retard or something?" Sydney's tone was unmistakable.
"Well, last time I checked I came from planet Earth. You're probably confusing me…with you." Kyle snarled. But before Sydney had the chance to retort, they heard a deep, angry scream.
"Oh no!" Kyle checked his watch. 11:35 am! They would be late for the helicopter.
"Oh no? What do you mean 'oh no'?" Sydney whimpered.
"Just be quiet!"
"Ugh! I'm gonna get daddy to sue you! Just you wait and see!"
"Yeah ok(!)" His eyes searched the scene for his backpack; gnarled trees, deadened rhododendron bushes, daisies the colour of milk. He finally found it…on his shoulders…
"Come on, we have to go north!" His voice was even louder in the small enclosed space.
"Coming!!!" Sydney ran to catch up with him.