*~*~*Edward's Point Of View*~*~*
"Alice says were going to be up in about 10 minutes," I murmured to my beautiful Bella.
"Oh joy. You know he may have survived Rose and Ali but I don't know if he'll survive me. After all, I'm the 'newborn'," Bella joked.
"Oh love you've never been a 'newborn'," I said kissing her nose softly. She giggled and Emmett gagged.
"You know Emmett we have to deal with you and Rose's sexual behavior on a daily basis. Me kissing my wife's nose is nothing to gag about," I growled at him. 'Yeah but you've had forever to get used to it. I haven't,' Emmett thought rudely.
"I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt your childish banter but I'm looking for a young woman named Sasha Rose. She has soft short yellow curls, golden eyes, and really pale skin. In fact, she looks a lot like y'all," a petite girl with fiery red hair that fell to her shoulders asked. Her golden eyes bore into mine. 'Great, more vampires. At least they have eyes like ours. They seem tame. I'll ask Luna what she thinks later. First we must find Sasha. She really needs to stop disappearing. I wonder if they scared her off,' Elizabeth thought a slight frantic tone to her mind.
"No we didn't scare her off. She thought she needed to hunt after spending an hour with Dr. Giggles. In fact she said she would be seeing us again soon," I answered her thoughts.
"Wait, can you read minds?" the girl with long raven hair that went to her waist said. Her eyes were onyx.
'I bet he can but how to be sure. I know I'll ask him what number I'm thinking of. I bet he won't be able to guess 1,929,' she thought to herself.
"Why 1,929? And what are your names by the way?" I asked. My family simply looked confused with the girls looked nervous.
"Sorry. I'm Luna and this is Elizabeth. I'm assuming you've already figured out we're vampires as is Sasha Rose. We hunt only animals though from your eyes I'm assuming the same is for you," the young girl, now known as Luna said quietly.
'Why is it whenever we move, we find more and more vampires? Can't we just settle somewhere we don't have to worry about others. Fuck!' Rosalie thought, her thoughts angry.
'What the hell is going on out there?' Alice thought. Hmm, I should have someone explain when they get done. 'Ohh, more good vampires! Yay for visions!' Looks like I won't have to have someone explain.
"Yes, we're very friendly. May I ask if you have any powers we should be aware of? We have a wide range of powers ourselves. Edward can read minds as you've figured out, Bella can block mental powers, Alice can see the future, Jasper can control emotions, Renesmee can project her thoughts into peoples minds and she can take thoughts out, she can also borrow peoples powers, Ashley knows things, Lucas sees the past and he also sees the present as it unfolds, Maggie knows when she's being lied to, and finally Jenny can levitate, posses telekinesis, and she can alter her appearance at will though she hasn't gained much control yet," Carlisle explained.
"Wow, that's very impressive. Well I can control animals which makes our hunting habits so much easier. Luna can produce many forms of light, her personal favorite being her ability to glow like a light bulb. Sasha Rose can see people's aura's it's very impressive. We're sisters though we look nothing alike. As hard as it is to believe we were born together and turned together. Triplets. We really should go find Sasha Rose though. She tends to get herself into trouble. Perhaps we could get together after your therapy session?" Elizabeth said.
'Maybe after dinner time. I can see there are humans and werewolves among them but good people none the less,' Luna thought to herself.
"After dinner would be perfect and you need not worry about the wolves, they will cause you no harm. They are family," I said as Alice skipped out of the room with Jasper.
"You're up! Enjoy," Alice said smiling defiantly. I growled at her but got up anyways. Bella and I said goodbye to the girls and walked into the office.
We both eyed the couch conspiratorially. Bella lifted her shield and thought, 'Wanna get comfy and make a show out of it?'
I nodded and pulled her towards the couch. I laid down, stretching out. Bella laid herself out next to me, instinctively I curled my arms around her.
"Hello Dr. Giggles. How are you today? Have our siblings driven you insane yet?" Bella asked, her voice coy.
"I'm umm…I'm well. Your siblings are very interesting but I assure you I still have my sanity," Dr. Giggles said. His thoughts contradicted him though. 'Insane? HA! Your family is driving me down right batty!'
I laughed. I had a feeling after dealing with us he was going to be institutionalized himself.
"So doctor what would you like to talk about today?" I asked causing Dr. Giggles to look dumbfounded.
"Well how about we start with your attempted suicide?" Dr. Giggles suggested. 'Like why you would be stupid enough to do that.'
"Look doctor we've been over the why and the how. There's not much left to discuss. Yes I attempted to kill myself, yes I regret my actions, no I don't plan on doing it again, yes I understand the severity of what I did. I think that covers any and all possible questions. Oh wait, no I wasn't put into a mental hospital after I attempted suicide. Carlisle understood what happened and knew I didn't and don't need to be locked up," I said, listing the answers to all the questions he could think of.
"Bella love, his mind is getting on my nerves. Would you mind greatly?" I asked to low for Dr. Giggles to hear. Almost immediately his mind was silent. It was nice not having to listen anymore. Between Bella blocking the doctor and me ignoring the family it was almost quiet in my mind.
"Yes I think that covers everything. Bella, you said your writing a book based on a true story. You also said it was about vampires. Do you believe vampires are really?" Dr. Giggles asked.
"Of course I do. I know a lot of vampires. And my best friend is a werewolf. Actually he's a shape shifter but werewolf sounds more manly. He's going to be in my book too!" Bella announced. Way to sound like someone who needs to be institutionalized Bella!
I hugged my wife closer to my chest, love filling my heart. She is perfection. Making the doctor think we're insane is so much fun!
"Bella would you say you live a stressful life?" Dr. Giggles asked. I wasn't sure what he was getting at but I knew I would love Bella's answer.
"Since I believe stress is just a condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some asshole who desperately deserves it, no I don't feel I live a stressful life. You see I don't repress that feeling. Do I honey?" Bella said, trying very hard to not laugh.
I rubbed my neck as though to say, why no, no you don't.
"Do you strangle anyone who annoys you or only your family?" Dr. Giggles questioned Bella.
"Are my hands around your neck right now? I didn't think so. Let that answer your question," Bella snapped at him. I laughed when Dr. Giggles eyes got as big as saucers. He should get used to having his life threatened. It's a Cullen family tradition.
"Edward, would you say you overreact to things?" Dr. Giggles asked, leaving Bella alone after her little threat.
"I don't overreact, I react just enough. There is a difference even if certain people don't know that," I answered. Bella laughed against my chest.
"You so totally overreact. Remember the first time I got my period at the house?? Or when Jacob and Renesmee first kissed? Or how about the time…" Bella rambled on.
"Okay I get it! I overreact. Let's not keep going down that line of thought okay?" I interrupted her.
"What happened the first time you got your period Bella?" Dr. Giggles wondered. Oh my god…Does he not know that some things are private?
"Emmett thought I was dying and Rosalie simply made fun of me. In fact Edward was hunting with the rest of the family and Emmett and Rose and I had decided to stay home. I hadn't realized I started and I bled through my white jeans. Emmett saw and started freaking out. He called Edward, who rushed home and didn't understand. I tried calming him but he just didn't get it was a natural thing," Bella explained through laughs.
"Whatever. Any loss of blood is unacceptable," I growled. I couldn't help but shudder a little the memory. Bella found it funny but I hadn't. I knew all women get their periods and that results in bleeding but I couldn't help but freak out. She had gotten her period in a house full of vampires. So what if only 2 vampires were home at the time? What would have happened if Jasper had been around at the time? Would he have tried killing her?
"You seem very protective of Bella, do you think you ever take your protectiveness to far?" Dr. Giggles questioned.
"Yes I do. I know I do. I would say I don't but then Bella would just bring up a string of instances when I was and then I would just have to admit it. I figured I'd cut out the middle man," I answered him honestly.
Bella elbowed me in the stomach and hissed, "I'm a woman you idiot. You cut out the middle woman."
"Sorry love," I apologized kissing the top of her head.
"Well I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today," Dr. Giggles said standing.
Together the 3 of us walked out of the office and back into the waiting area. I chuckled, seeing the stiletto was still sticking out of the wall. I would have thought Rose would have retrieved her shoe by now. Looking down at her feet told me instead of retrieving the offending shoe, she simply fetched a new pair out of her car.
"Today has been a fairly interesting day and has simply flown by. Thank you all for coming. I shall see you all tomorrow when we will continue with the couples sessions. Have a good day," Dr. Giggles said, turning and walking back into his office before anyone could say anything.
"Asshole," Rosalie muttered.
"Shall we go home and see about having a little alone time before we meet with the new vampires?" I asked Bella. She simply giggled and pulled me out the door at vampuric speed. That's my Bella for ya.
A/N: Okay, just so we're clear, Sasha Rose is Bad Wolf Jr, Elizabeth is Carlie Cullen Black 4 Rl and Luna is LunarEclispe1. Anyone else who wants to make a small guest appearance is more than welcome to ask. Just let me know what you want your name to be and I'll pop you in somewhere. You never know…You might be human, vampire, hybrid, or maybe even something as cool as an imprint. I'm watching Twilight again. It's the 3rd time I've watched it today. I'm not obsessed. I'm simply deeply interested. Unfortunately I can't stop finding flaws in the movie and pointing them out to my poor mother. Like oh my god, did anyone else notice that Emmett is actually eating during one of the cafeteria scenes??? I actually noticed this BEFORE I watched the movie with the commentary on. If you haven't listened to the commentary yet your really missing out. It was hilarious. Next up we learn more about the sisters and Luna will be demonstrating her power. Which I think would be really cool to have by the way. Imagine being able to light up the tips of your fingers and dance around a dark room. It would look SO cool. Okay so like I would like to recommend that all of you go read Carlie Cullen Black 4 Rl's story Love From The Start. It has a great plot and who doesn't love a good Jake/Nessie story? Review! I have said enough. Today's bribery…Hmm…I'll answer any question you ask if you review. I don't care what the question is, I'll answer it. Personal, story related, or even something stupid…So go review!