*~*~*Claire's Point Of View*~*~*

I walked into the kitchen in search of the cookie jar. Esme has made a fresh batch of her triple-chocolate-death-by-Tollhouse cookies or as I like to call the a sugar high in each bite.

I spotted my query high above me, sitting innocently on top of the fridge. Shit…I contemplated calling for Quil or someone tall but I heard strange voices and I decided against it. They could be having an important meeting, no need to disturb them. Sighing I opened the fridge. I had a plan. It wasn't a smart plan but it was a plan.

Taking a deep breath I began to climb the inside of the fridge. See? A stupid plan…

Amazingly I reached the cookie jar unscathed and without difficulty. Reaching in, I pulled out 2 of the monstrous cookies. I carefully jumped down, landing how Renesmee had taught me. I bent my knees and absorbed the impact with the balls of my feet. Unfortunately, being the human I am I stumbled and fell on my bum.

I sighed and mumbled, "The millisecond I turn 18 someone is biting me!"

I stood and walked into the living room, a cookie in each hand. Standing with my family were 7 strange vampires. Elizabeth and Luna along with 5 I didn't recognize. As I entered, every pair of eyes fell on me.

"Hello. I'm Princess Consuala Banana Hammock and I believe that a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Who are you people?" I announced proudly.

"I'm Sasha Rose and these are Elizabeth, Luna, Grace, Rhiannon, Shaunee, and Alycia. Elizabeth and Luna are my blood sisters and Rhiannon, Shaunee, and Alycia adopted us. Would you like to see something really cool?" Sasha Rose said, smiling down at me.

I took a bite of one of the cookies and nodded my head. Sasha Rose motioned to Luna. Suddenly Luna began to glow. Not sparkle like I was used to but glow like my old nightlight did. My jaw dropped as she concentrated the glow to the tip of her nose. Then the glow started to change color.

I jumped up and down, cheering. That was SO cool. T he girl Sasha Rose introduced as Alycia laughed.

"Watch this little one," Alycia said. Water started pouring out of her right pointer finger. Instead of falling like water should, it started circling the room in a beautiful dance. I giggled as the water disappeared.

"Wow! You guys are really cool. Wanna cookie?" I asked, holding the unbitten one up.

"I would love one angel," Grace said. I handed her the cookie and padded my way over to one of the many couches.

Grace bit into the cookie, humming contently. Quil sat down next to me, stealing a bite of my cookie. I growled unimpressively at him, causing everyone to laugh as they too sat down.

"Actually this little munchkin is my Claire. She's a very unique angel. I guess that's what happens when you grow up surrounded by magic," Quil explained, causing everyone to laugh again.

I pouted and said, "Claire has left the building. For today I AM PRINCESS CONSUALA BANANA HAMMOCK!"

"Of course you are my darling Princess Consuala Banana Hammock. So let's see if I've gotten this all correct…Sasha Rose can see auras, Elizabeth can control animals, and Luna can produce light. The 3 of you are natural born triplets who were then changed by the same person at the same time. You subsequently killed the vampire that changed you. Alycia can produce, manipulate, and absorb water. Shaunee can sleep and make others sleep, even vampires. She doesn't have to sleep, she just likes to sometimes. Rhiannon doesn't have a 'power', she's simply the best singer in the world hands down. Finally, Grace is actually a hybrid of sorts. Born to a werewolf mother and a vampire father. She doesn't live with them anymore though. When she phases she's snow white. She doesn't currently belong to a pack. And all of your mates are out of the state for a male bonding weekend consisting of hunting and God only knows what else. Did I forget anything?" Bella said. My mouth hung open from shock. These new vampires are AMAZING! I wonder if I'll have a power when I change. I really hope I do.

"Nope that's about it. Sometimes I think our husbands are so much cooler though. Sasha Rose's hubby Aiden has the power of Animation. Ethan, Elizabeth's husband, possesses the power of Biokinesis. My baby Kayden has the power of Omnilingualism. Grace's husband Jack holds the power of Temporal Stasis. Grayson, who married Rhiannon, can conjure. Brayden, Shuanee's husband, possesses the power of Technopathy. Finally Alycia's husband Jackson possesses the power of Cryokinesis," Luna told everyone. I didn't really understand the big words but it all sounded so cool. Plus their husbands had really awesome names. I giggled when Luna said Grace's husband's name was Jack. Just like on the reruns of The Secret Life Of An American Teenager.

"You know I still can believe you thought Sasha Rose was human this morning," Jasper said to someone. I wondered silently who would ever be able to mistake her for a simple human.

Edward chuckled, "It was your crazy uncle Emmie. He's such an idiot sometimes."

Emmett growled and lunged at Edward. They fell to the floor, cracking a floorboard or 6...They continued rolling around, breaking 2 lamps and one of the many couches in the process.

Esme was livid. "You broke my RARE $10,453 LAMP! The 2 of you are in SO beyond dead. I want a finger each!"

Edward and Emmett sighed, sticking their pinky fingers into their mouths. They bite down, detaching the fingers with a screeching metal-on-metal sound. They spit their fingers out into Esme's waiting palm.

"Next time it will be a whole appendage," Esme growled before going upstairs. Most likely to her office. It was the one place no one was aloud aside from Carlisle.

"I liked that couch!" I cried. I started to sniffle and the tears began to pour. Oh yes! This was going to be perfect.

Esme came running back downstairs, engulfing me in the sweetest smelling hug. I love it when Esme hugs me. She smells just like sugar cookies and ginger. Simply delicious.

"What's wrong angel?" Esme asked me, rubbing soothing circles on my back.

"They b-b-broke my favorite c-couch!" I wailed. This was going to be amazing! I really did have a thing for the light gray couch though.

"Well boys I have some good news and some not so good news. The good news being you get your fingers back. The not so good news? I'm taking your whole bloody hand for making Claire cry!" Esme said, grabbing the boys by their ears and dragging them upstairs. It took everything I had not to do a triumphant dance.

Everyone laughed at the sight of Edward and Emmett, now without their right hands, walking back into the room.

"Is it always like this around here?" Rhiannon asked.

"Umm…Yeah pretty much…" Bella said, laughing.

"And I thought my husband was bad," Shaunee said.

"Brayden is a saint compared to Aiden! At least your husband doesn't talk to the toilet for hours on end. I swear sometimes I wonder if he's mentally retarded," Sasha Rose complained.

"Have you ever tried talking with the toilet? Maybe then you'd understand why Aiden spends so much time talking to it. I knit I love talking to my toilet. It listens to all my problems and it doesn't' judge me," I told my captive audience. A few of the, Quil included, looked at me like I'd lost my mind. Maybe I had but what's it matter to them? Huh?

"You know she's got a point Sash…" Grace agreed. Holy cookie crumbs did someone actually AGREE with ME?? That never happens…like ever…

"I love you Grace!" I screamed, jumping into her lap and hugging her. She's my new favorite person…other than my Quil of course.

"Claire has the whites aura I've ever seen. Such a pure soul," Sasha Rose commented to no one in particular.

Important!

Sasha Rose - sees peoples Aura's -

Elizabeth - can control animals with her mind -

Luna - can produce and absorb light -

Grace - half-vampire/half-werewolf hybrid -

Rhiannon - worlds greatest singer -

Shaunee - has the ability to sleep and put others to sleep -

Alycia - can produce, absorb, and manipulate water -

Aiden - Animation (Sasha Rose)

Ethan - Biokinesis (Elizabeth)

Kayden - Omnilingualism (Luna)

Jack - Temporal Stasis (Grace)

Grayson - Conjuring (Rhiannon)

Brayden - Technopathy (Shaunee)

Jackson - Cryokinesis (Alycia)

Animation - Power to bring inanimate objects to life.

Biokinesis - Ability to control biology. Biokinetics can heal and alter their (and others) body composition and other things related to the body.

Conjuring - Ability to think of something and have it appear.

Cryokinesis - Ability to reduce temperature, often used to control, generate, or absorb ice.

Omnilingualism - Ability to decipher and speak any language.

Technopathy - Ability to control technology with the mind.

Temporal Stasis - The power to 'freeze' an object or person in place.

A/N: Oh my giddy gods trousers. Finally! Here's whatever chapter we're up to. Claire is so hard to write but I really wanted to do it from her innocent point of view. Yes she cussed like 2 or 3 times. She grew up with Emmett…and Jacob…and everyone else…So sue me! Umm if anyone can actually tell me where all of the new coven's husbands powers came from I will let you in a really special secret. Like really really special. Let's see what else to say…Umm everyone guest staring in this story I need you to review and tell me which character you are. Because I lost the sheet with who's who…And I (as the author) need to know! Lol! Bribery to review this time…A dozen virtual roses! :-D Love you all so much! Review!! Please? It only takes a minute!