*~*~*Jenny's Point Of View*~*~*

I was hovering over the bed, watching Embry sleep. I was so lucky to have found him. He was already my whole world and we had only been together for 2 short days. I already felt as though I belonged, not only with Embry but with the entire family.

"Good morning Jenny," Alice whispered as she slipped into the bedroom.

"Good morning Alice. How are you today?" I asked Alice politely, swiveling in midair to face her. I love being able to levitate.

"I'm great. But I just had a vision. Embry and you are going to be the first to go today with Dr. Dipshit," Alice told me.

I sighed and sunk down a few inches. "Oh joy. He looked absolutely horrifying yesterday and smelled even worse."

"Don't worry. I'm sure it won't be too terrible," Alice said before dancing out of the room.

Embry began to stir under the covers. I smiled down at him, floating back up so I was once again hovering about 2 feet above the bed.

"Mmm…Good morning beautiful," Embry said, stretching.

"Good morning Embry," I said, dropping down to kiss him softly before sighing again.

"Is something wrong babe?" he asked me worried.

"Alice was just in to see me. She had a vision. Dr. Giggles will want to see us today," I told him.

Embry wrapped his arms around me, pulling me down onto of him. It felt good to be wrapped up in his warm embrace.

"I love you Jenny. Everything will be fine. I promise," Embry told me.

"I love you too," I whispered, resting my head on his bare chest.

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"I so don't want to be here…Why am I here…?" I wondered aloud to no one in particular as we waited for Dr. Giggles to make an appearance.

"Because your part of this family and to be honest, everyone in this family is bat shit crazy," Carlisle informed me. In the 2 days I'd been living in the Cullen Mansion, I'd found that out for myself. Hell the only reason I had even met Embry was because he had to fix his window after attempting to kill himself. Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.

Dr. Giggles came out and his eyes immediately zeroed in on me, nestled in Embry's lap…

"Good morning everyone. I see a new face. And who are you?" Dr. Giggles asked. I stood up and walked towards him.

"I'm Jennifer Dove. Dr. and Mrs. Cullen just adopted me 2 days ago. I'm also Embry's girlfriend," I told him, shaking his hand tight enough to make him wince and maybe even bruise but not hard enough to break anything.

"Oh really? Well would Embry and yourself mind being the first couple to go today?" Dr. Giggles asked. Like we have any choice.

"Of course we wouldn't mind," Embry said, coming up behind me and hugging me.

We followed Dr. Giggles into his office. Such a depressing little room. Embry sat down on the couch while I sat on the floor between his legs.

"So Jennifer, tell me about yourself," Dr. Giggles requested.

"Let's see…I'm 17 years old. I was recently orphaned but I don't really care. My birth parent's weren't the best people in the world. I met Embry 2 days ago at Spoon's Hardware and let's just say it was love at first sight but so much stronger. A few hours later Carlisle and Esme were signing the adoption papers and I moved in with my amazing new family. I believe that being weird is just like being normal only so much better. My favorite word is sarcasm and I speak it fluently. I love late fall and the color green, if it's the right shade. I'm a night owl and never sleep. Sometimes I talk to much but it's part of my charm. Any questions? Comments? Concerns?" I said somewhat quickly but still slow enough for the evil one to understand.

"So you've known Embry for only 2 days and already the two of you are living together?" Dr. Giggles stated. Retard.

"Well I already know that I love her more than anyone has loved anyone else. Ever. And that's never gonna change," Embry said. "Considering we're both orphans, we know how short life can be and I know she, like me, believes in living for the moment."

"Interesting," Dr. Giggles murmured. His hand flew across the legal pad in front of him making note after note. "Jennifer, are those your natural hair and eye colors?"

"Yes doctor, I was born with amethyst eyes and snow white hair," I said as Embry ran his fingers through my hair softly.

I felt his hands pressing down on my shoulders. It was then I realized I was hovering almost 2 inches above the floor. Thankfully I was wearing a long full skirt so Dr. Giggles didn't notice my little magic act. Sometimes when I'm really happy I float on air and don't even notice.

"Is that even genetically possible?" Dr. Giggles asked.

"Umm…Obviously," I hissed. Dr. Giggles flinched unconsciously.

"So Embry, tell me about how you met Jenny," Dr. Giggles asked. Oh the joy.

"Well I had attempted to kill myself, ended up breaking a window, had to go down to Spoon's Hardware, saw Jenny, fell in love, asked her to move in with me, and here we are," Embry summarized terribly. Note to self: Ban him from talking about the 'accident'.

You could practically hear the cricket's chirping as Dr. Giggles sat dumbfounded. 10 to 1 say's he's contemplating having Embry committed.

"Oh but don't worry, now that I have Jenny, I don't plan on ever trying again," Embry smiled.

Dr. Giggles blinked a few times then he cleared his throat. He made a few more notes before speaking again. "Embry, why did you attempt suicide?"

"Because I couldn't take the pain anymore. I was sick and tired of everyone being so freaking happy around me while I was slowly dying inside," Embry said. If I could cry I would have.

"Okay. What is it about Embry you love Jenny?" Dr. Giggles asked.

"He holds me when I'm sad, he makes me smile with just his eyes, shares my hopes, dreams, and fears. Makes all my nightmares disappear. I love him without regret. I just love him because he's him," I told Dr. Giggles.

"The more I learn about this family, the less I understand," Dr. Giggles muttered so low no human would be able to hear but we're not humans…

I growled at him as did everyone in the other room, barring Claire of course. The more I saw of Dr. Giggles, the less I liked. Asshole.

"One final thing before I let the 2 of you go. Are y'all sharing a room?" Dr. Giggles asked.

"Of course we are doctor, but we both have our own rooms too. So 2 people, 3 rooms," Embry said.

With that we stood and walked out the door. I needed to get far away from him before he ended up in a pine box.

A/N: I have some advice. To insure you hit the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target! I know it was another short chapter but it's been a long couple days and inspiration is lacking. Today is Senior Day on the local radio station and the seniors from the various area schools take over for a few hours per school. Right now is MHS and before that was PCHS. I'm waiting for SHS to take over later and listen to all my friends from my old school make fools of themselves. It's cool to hear them on the air though because I know a lot of them. Let's see what else…? Sorry if this chapter isn't funny or anything but like I said, totally lacking in inspiration. Hopefully the next chapter will be more funny. It's going to be Jacob and Renesmee, I think…Probably from Jake's Point Of View. But I'm not sure yet. Review! Love you all! Today's bribery can be whatever you want. You ask for it and I'll try to make it happen…All for a review…:-D The 'other' coven shall now be known as Archibald Coven.