CHAPTER 3 SILVERBOLT

After Tarantulas went off to upload the video on Youtube the host returned to her chair and drank some water before saying. "All right, our next guest chivelous wolf/eagle, mutation, knight in shining armor who always give the ladys corny lines. Please welcome Silverbolt!"

The crowd cheered as Silverbolt (In fuzor form not that lame harpy eagle form) came out of the guest lounge. He walked onto the stage and sat down.

"Hi," the host said.

"Hello," the knight said, taking her hand and kissing it. "It is a pleasure to make your aquiontance."

"Uhh..." the host said blushing. "You shouldn't do that. You'll make Blacharachina jealous."

"Sorry," he said, letting her hand go. "I shouldn't worry my beloved."
"Right..." the host said. "So how's your relationship doing?"

"About as good as it can get," he said, his voice getting all gooey and love struck. "My beloved is a wonderful and lovely creature. So smart and sexy. She's perfect in every way."

"Perfect even after she shot you, twice?" the host asked.

"Be it as it may, she never did it with the intent to harm me maliciously," he said.

"Oh boy," the host said. "So you won't hit girls?"

"No, that is wrong."

"Not even after they abuse you like crap?"

"Right."

"Tell that to Strika," the host said. "You hit her."

"I... well...that was my evil half brother."

"You don't have a half brother," the host reminded him. "That was you in an ugly form."

"Wasn't that ugly," Silverbolt said defensively.

"Well it wasn't cute," the host said. "You look much better as a dog with wings. Your robot mode is adorable."

"You think so?" Silverbolt asked, scratching his head.

"Darn right, Rover," the host said. "I'm not a fan of broody harpy eagles. The only people who should be broody are like Depth Charge, Dinobot, and sometimes, Rampage." the host scratched him behind the ear. "Broody doesn't become you."

Silverbolt started panting like a doggy and thumping his leg. The host giggled and started rubbing his belly. "HEHEHEHE! Doggy doggy doggy!"

"HAHAHAHAHA! STOP IT!" Silverbolt laughed, falling off the couch. "You're going to make Blackarachina angry."

"Oh pooh," the host said, stopping. "I forgot about her." She let the wolf/eagle climb back onto the couch.

"That's better," he said, panting. "Where were we?"

"I was going to ask if you liked your belly rubbed," the host said. "It seems you do."

"Uh.. yes," he said embarressed. "I found that out the hard way."

"I'm sure you did. Do you like when you get teased by Rattrap?" the host asked.

"I wouldn't mind it if he didn't always mock me for dating Blackarachnia," Silverbolt admitted. "But I have learned to ignore it."

"Have you ever flirted with Airazor?"

"No. She told me in no uncertain terms that she's already taken," he replied. "And she said "birds of a feather don't always flock together"." Silverbolt sighed. "It wouldn't have worked out between us anyway."

"Wahat about Transmutate?" the host asked.

"Rampage stuck a sigh on her saying 'Property of Rampage'," Silverbolt replied. "You might not know it but behind the scenes they are dating and Depth Charge actually supports the relationship."

"I thought he hated Rampage."

"On camera," Silverbolt answered. "Behind the scenes they're buddys."

Suddenly Depth Charge appeared behind silverbolt with his gun aimed at the bog-bird's head. "We are not! Now that that back, Rover!"

"Really?" Silverbolt said. "Then why did you-"

"Shut up!"

"OMG! Depth Charge!" the host exclaimed, going fangirly and jumping out of her chair. She made a flying leap for the string ray.

"Oh slag," Depth Charge said before being knocked to the floor by the glompy fangirl.

Silverbolt peeked over the side of the couch to see the host being all fandorky on Depth Charge. "Oh I'm a huge fan of yours!" she exclaimed, hugging his neck. "You're so awesome! Awesome! Awesome!"

"Get off me," the sting ray shouted.

"Well," Silverbolt said. "This is awkward. Would it be alright if I let myself out now?"

The host was so into SQUEE mode she didn't pay any atterntion to him. "Okay then," he said getting up. "I'll leave you two alone then."

"Hey!" Depth Charge shouted. "Get back here! Get her off me!"

"Let's play Lifeguard," the host said. "I'll be the drowning girl and you be the lifeguard that rescues me!"

A/N

I do like Silverbolt, corny lines and all. Beast Machines ruined him. I liked his doggy form. It fit his voice perfectly. Broody samuri harpy eagle didn't become him. YES I DO REALLY LIKE DEPTH CHARGE!