Greetings!
Rating: K+
Theme: Humor
Description: Every household has rules...
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Ten rules that Yuya has for Kyo around the house:
1. Don't leave clothing lying around on the floor.
2. Yes, that includes underwear.
3. You may not, at any time during the day, harass Yuya in front of the guests and/or children
4. You may harass her at night AFTER THE CHILDREN GO TO SLEEP!!
5. Don't get too drunk before noon
6. You may not, under any circumstances, tell any of the children that it is okay to bite people
7. Don't give anyone, related or otherwise, under the age of ten, a sword or sharp object that could poke/stab/mutilate anyone in the vicinity
8. Yuya will not be pressured into puting on the Bellydancer for any form of role play
9. If it involves climbing a tree and a wad of spit, it is probably a bad idea.
10. Love your family
Ten rules that have been modified by Kyo:
1. I can leave my clothing lying anywhere I want, it's my house
2. Underwear?
3. The guests and/or children don't have to look
4. I can harass my wife at night if the children are out of the room and (maybe) asleep
5. Noon is not an actual increment of time, therefore it is nonexistent which cancels out the entire rule
6. Unless they are playing wild animals
7. Giving anyone, related or otherwise, under the age of ten, a sword or sharp object that could poke/stab/mutilate anyone in the vicinity would be a helluva funny sight.
8. Yuya can just sleep on the floor in the kitchen if she refuses to put on the Bellydancer outfit for role play
9. If it involves climbing a tree and a wad of spit, it is probably going to be fucking awesome
10. I do love my family
AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! It was cute, admit it!
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