CHAPTER 5 Tigatron

The host finally got Rampage and Depth Charge to stop their two person war by throwing something shiny out the door. The two robots, who also happened to be fish creatures, and fish creatures like shiny objects chased after the shiny thing and out the door. Once they were gone the host closed the door after them and locked it. The two happened to have run into a broom closet and when they realized what had happened tried to beat their way out. "Let us out of here!" Depth Charge shouted.

The host leaned against the door. "Not until you two set aside your differences and become friends," she told him.

"I'm not going to become friends with this maniac!" the string ray bot shouted angrily.

"Then you'll just have to stay in there."

"Go gotta be- HEY! Let go of me! I'm not a plushie!"

"Aww don't be like that, old friend." Rampage's voice shot back, sounding hurt.

"Don't you old friend me and stop cuddling me!"

BANG! BANG!

The hoist sighed and rolled her eyes. Completely hopeless. she stepped away from the door, pocketing the key and stepped back on the stage. She looked over at the forlorn couch and sighed. "Back to work," she said and looked up, smiling at the camera. "Okay welcome back to the Insane Talkshow. Our next guest is that nature loving, tree hugging, pacifistic boyfriend of Airazor. Please welcome Tigatron."

The crowd clapped as the Tigerbot came out of the guest lounge and sat down on the poor dilapitated couch in front of the host.

"Hello, Tigatron," the host said.

'Hello," he greeted her.

"How's the wife?"

He looked confused. "What wife?" he asked.

"Airazor," the host said. "Don't tell me you haven't married her yet. You've been going out for what? Twelve years now?"

"We haven't decided on a date yet," he said sheepishly.

"Or your relationship went down the tube when the show ended," the host said.

"What do you mean?"

"What if I told you she's seeing Terrorsaur behind your back?"

"I wouldn't believe you," he said.

The host frowned, disappointed. "You're no fun," she pouted.

"What do you mean by that?"

"I was hoping you'd spazz."

"Why would I spazz?"

"Nevermind." the host said waving it off. She changed the subject. "Why do you like nature so much?"

"Because I appreciate the beauty of Mother Earth," he told her. "I feel at peace with it."

The host stared at him. "Yeah and I bet you believe that God is around us and in us too."

"Primus created Cybertron," Tigatron told her. "I don't think he's in or around anything."

The host snorted. "Okay then..." she grinned. "So I guess you don't chop down Christmas trees for Christmas."

Tigatron looked horrified at the thought. "Why would I want to chop down a poor innocent tree?" he asked.

"So you can take it into your house and decorate it and then burn it when Christmas is over," the host said.

"I would never burn down anything!" Tigatron exclaimed. "Including plants."

"And that's why the aliens used plants to abduct you," the host said sarcastically. "Because they knew you wouldn't harm the strangle bondage vines."

"Now you're just being mean."

"I wasn't paid to be polite." the host said, folding her arms. "Man, you're as bad as Animated Prowl."

"Who?"

"A nature loving ninja bot," she replied. "Only difference is that he's not boring."

Tigatron was offended. "I am not boring!"

"Well you're hard to interview," the host shot back. "Why couldn't the writers make you more interesting? I bet that's why they offed you. Because you were so boring you put everyone to sleep."

"Now cut that out!"

"Hey, if it's true it's true."

"Well, I'm not going to stand here and be insulted," Tigatron said, losing his cool.

"Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there," the host said.

"I'm leaving," Tigatron snapped, getting up. "I bet you aren't this rude to the others."

"I bet your wrong." the host said. "and them combining you and Airazor together was the wost idea in history. I bet that's where Tanaka got their power linking ideas from."

"Hmph!" The white and green bot headed for the door. "Ah ah!" the host shouted when he reached for the door knob. "Unless you want your face torn off I would suggest using the other door. Depth Charge and Rampage are in there and I don't think they'll be too happy when I let them out."

"What are they doing in there?" he asked, staring at the host.

"Sorting out their differences," the host explained. "I won't let them out until they become friends."

"Oh.. Well I'll be going now."

"So long."

A/N

What? Tigatron is boring. I'm sorry it took me like a year to update but I had no ideas. I'll do my best to update this sooner next time.