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Rating: T

Theme: Humorous

Description: Oh, the young mind is a dangerous weapon...

Questioning

"Uncle Kyo told you… what?" Yuya asked, slowly this time so that Kyoshiro and Sakuya's first child, Nina, would repeat what she had just told Yuya.

"He said that babies were made from when a mommy eats too many watermelon seeds and they m-mu… mutilate into a baby!"

"Mutate." Yuya corrected gently looking over her "nieces" head to glare daggers at Kyo who was pretending to be asleep, propped against the wall. Not that the smirk on his face wasn't a dead giveaway.

"Yeah that!" Nina said excitedly. "I think he's lying to me!" she said it sulkily and pouted, crossing her arms and looking back at Kyo who was oblivious. He is so going to die a slow and painful death…

It wasn't that her kids hadn't asked her the same question already, she had answered as truthfully as she had dared, but this was someone else's kid they were talking about and what was Yuya supposed to do? Tell the kid exactly how babies are made? Hey, maybe even a demonstration!

No.

Kyo was probably doing it because he was sick and tired of Nina climbing all over him when she came over to be babysat. Or he wanted to torture Yuya.

The second one was probably more likely seeing as a tortuous activity was about due.

Yuya smiled tensely and pulled the little girl into her lap. "You see," she began, opting to go for the same approach she had when Kenji had asked the same question. Hopefully she didn't scar the poor girl. No, she would make up something new… "When a mommy and a daddy love each other very, very much, the daddy gives the mommy a special kiss and the mommy gets butterflies in her stomach and the butterflies grow into a baby…" Yuya said it slowly, improvising as she went.

Kyo snorted and looked at her with one eyebrow raised in a; Oh my god, could you be anymore lame? Sort of look. Yuya checked to make sure that Nina was distracted processing the new information before Yuya flipped Kyo off violently, changing her angry face into a pleasantly smiling one when Nina looked up at her with wide and innocent eyes.

"So I'm a butterfly?"

"Uh-huh." Yuya said, not actually hearing what the small child had said because she was preoccupied with her husband sitting next to her. Not a very smart move on his part. He ignored her completely and looked at Nina, seemingly waiting for something.

"What's the special kiss look like?" The girl asked. Yuya blushed and opened her jaws to respond when Kyo grabbed her by the waist and spun her around so fast that she had to stick her arm out behind her and lock her elbow so that she didn't fall onto her back and smash her head into the ground. Her indignant response that was right on the tip of her tongue got swept away when Kyo kissed her.

It was very nice.

He was weird like that.

Yuya could be so mad at Kyo but when he kissed her it was like she completely forgot about it. Like right now. He was kissing her quite furiously, tongue and all, with one of his large hands on her back supporting most of her weight seeing as the arm that had previously been supporting her was now massaging his neck.

Who knows how long this went on, but it seemed like forever and never at the same time. That is, until Yuya remembered they had an audience and she pushed Kyo away and righted herself; blushing quite a deep shade of red.

Kyo smirked.

Nina blinked.

"That," Kyo said smartly to Nina who looked up at him adoringly, "Is what a special kiss is, kid."

Kyoshiro liked it when Yuya and Kyo babysat. It gave him a good time alone with his wife.

He liked it,

Until today.

"Daddy, will you give mommy a special kiss for me? I want a sister."

Suffice to say, Kyoshiro may or may not, depending on who you ask, have been in a coma for the next week.

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