Haha its been like what... a month? Oh well here I am again!!! I am currently writing this chapter with my slightly crazy cousin watching a close eye, chewing a bookmark, and reading twilight and is currently having a slight spazz out... XD

SO DISCLAIMER PLEASE MY LOVELY COUSIN-

I'll secretly erase it in secretness -evil face- and Mary doesn't own Naruto so she doesn't get sued...

DARN IT

I WANT HER TO GET SUED!!-also from my cousin-

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"Ugh. I hate gym so much!!!" Complained Sakura, while she was walking out of the locker rooms.

"Hey at least our old coach quit." Reminded Tenten.

"Yea!! We got Anko now!!!!" Sang Ino.

"Hey why did our old coach quit?" Question Tenten

They turned to Hinata.

"........."

"How come whenever something bad happens to someone. You always look at me?"

"Well...." Started Sakura.

.:Flashback:.

"Ugh..."

"W-what's wrong S-sakura-San?"

"That stupid substitute gave me a detention."

"F-for what?"

"I don't know, but I HATE HER!!!"

"Who d-doesn't?"

Ring Ring

"Bye Hinata-chan!!!!!"

The mentioned substitute was walking towards Hinata.

Hinata stopped.

The sub passed her and,

BAM

.:End Flashback:.

"So?"

"YOU PUSHED THE FREAKIN TEACHER DOWN THE STAIRS!!!!!!" The girls yelled.

Anko blew the whistle.

"EVERYONE!! RUN NOW!!!!"

Sakura was jogging at an even pace, when all of a sudden someone jogged along with her.

"Hey Sakura." Said a smooth voice.

"Uchiha."

"So you're calling me by my last name now?" He clutched his chest, but the voice was dripping with sarcasm.

Sakura sighed and tried running ahead, but Sasuke caught up.

"So why are you dating Sai?"

"I don't believe that's of your business." She replied coldly.

"Well when I left,"

Sakura flinched.

"-- you said that you loved me. Didn't you?"

"That was 5 years ago."

"What ever happened to first love never dies?" Sasuke replied smartly.

"What? Now you're moving on to cliche lines? Tsk. Tsk. Sa-su-ke." Sakura smirked and ran ahead.

Sasuke was faster.

"Just tell me why you're dating Sai and I'll leave you alone." Sasuke glared at her coldly.

Anko blew her whistle.

"LADIES ON MY SIDE!!!! GUYS ON....well GAI'S!!!!!!" Anko yelled.

Time-skip to Lunch

"Ahhhhhhhh Lunch time!!!!!!!!" Naruto said happily.

"Naruto. I heard they took Ramen off the menu." Neji said in a as-matter-of-fact tone.

Naruto was speechless.

"T-t-they W-what?" Naruto managed to stutter.

Then the waterfalls fell.

"I-I Need t-to b-b-be alone!!!" Naruto said through tears. He dragged Hinata and took her outside.

"Neji?" Tenten asked.

"Hn?" He responded.

Sakura said, "Why did you tell Naruto they took Ramen off of the menu, when it's clearly on the giant menu board?"

"I wanted to see his reaction." Neji said.

In all the Naruto mishap -Planned by Sasuke and Neji- Sasuke was able to sneak off and call Gaara.

"Okay Gaara, wait till I give you the signal, then you go." Sasuke ordered.

"Alright." Gaara said.

Sasuke bought his lunch and went off to sit at a table with Karin and Suigetsu, Sai had stole his spot and was currently whispering something to Sakura that was making her giggle and blush.

Sasuke smushed the tomato he was holding.

"Oh No!! Sasuke-kun, I'll get you a new tomato, don't worry" The Whore, I mean Karin said in a high pitched voice.

As if on cue Sakura also stood up to go to the bathroom..

This was his chance.

Sasuke pressed a button on his phone and Gaara called a familiar number on his own cell, then he put it to a girls mouth.

"Sai?" the girl said said.

"Yes.... Ayame?"

"HEY WHO'S AYAME?!?!" Ino yelled.

Sai ignored her.

"Baby, what's wrong?"

"S-someone kidnapped me, I h-have no idea w-where I am!!!" Ayame cried.

Sai froze.

"Hold on, I'll be right there." Sai said and got up to leave.

"A-ashiteru S-sai."

"Love you too" He said hanging up.

Sasuke walked up to him, and punched him in the face.

"Bastard." Sasuke grabbed him by the neck and pinned him to a wall.

"SASUKE!!!!!" A familiar voice screamed.