Ba-dum-duh!

Rating: K+

Theme: Light. Humour, perhaps.

Description: What an odd thing to say during sex...


Oddity


Yuya bit her lip and scrunched her eyebrows up in confusion, trying to minimize her movement. I must have heard wrong, that's all, she reasoned with herself. She looked up at Kyo's face, indifferent even in sleep, almost as if he stubbornly refused to look peaceful.

There was a small scratch under his right eye that looked slightly red and blood was starting to gather, and that was not the only wounds he had acquired. He was naked, making it all that easier to see said wounds, and she was in a similar state of unclothed-ness.

Kyo had come home in one of his "moods", which did happen every so often. He would have been in a fight and come home, covered in blood, his or the offenders she never knew, and then quite simply shoved her against the wall and taken her in the hallway, relocating to the bedroom for round two when they were finished.

She never asked who he had been fighting, she never questioned his motives, and she most definitely didn't try to lecture him about it. What puzzled her about today was that, during their, hem, copulation, he had said something that still had Yuya wondering if she had heard wrong.

They were both nearing orgasm number two when, about mid-hump, Kyo had grunted something into her ear that sounded an awful lot like;

"I love you."

Yuya had been a bit preoccupied at the moment for the confession to actually register, but now that it was all said and done, she had some time to think about this oddity.

Kyo was not the type of person to be mushy and lovey-dovey. Never once had he brought her flowers, stolen, bought, or picked, never brought her candy, and he never outwardly confessed his love for her. Kyo was the type of person who automatically assumed that you would pick up that he loved you without him ever actually having to admit it. Yuya had, but there were times when she wished he would say it to her.

So it surprised her.

Yuya had been rationalizing in circles for the better half of an hour now, that he had, in fact, not said "I love you." But had said; "Alligator shoe." Which wouldn't surprise her, because she knew she yelled some pretty weird things when she came, herself, Kyo's favorite being; "Good dango." So, perhaps, her odd habits had rub off onto him.

But, the annoying voice in the very back of her mind that most people call Conscience, was giving her hell, telling her that maybe, just maybe, Kyo's façade had slipped up in the height of passion and he had let her know his inner feelings for her.

Which sounded a whole helluva lot better than Kyo grunting "Alligator shoe." In her ear, that's for sure. Shifting against him carefully Yuya resituated her head on his chest, listening to slight wheezing noises that he was making when he breathed. She worried about broken ribs for a few seconds then decided that they were a trivial concern when faced with Alligator shoe.

She fretted and fussed and wondered and…dare I say cussed?

Then the circle made another round…


It would not be the weirdest thing said during sex, that's for damn sure.

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