The World Begins With Me
Chapter 7: Psychic Ninja!
Sunday morning.
Neku had mysteriously waked up from a bad dream on Po's belly.
Neku: Man what was that about? How did I get from my bed to here?
Po: *Snores*
Neku: And how the hell did I sleep with that noise? Oh right I had my headphones on.
Neku was still thinking about the dream he had and thought of something.
Neku: Maybe Shifu can help me out he is one of those wise people.
After getting out of the house Neku started jumping from building to building until he reached the Jade Palace.
Neku's mind: I should try not to wake anyone I am early… wait who's that?
Upon entering the hall of heroes right where the dragon scroll used to be was Shifu.
Neku: Hey Shifu I wanted to… um Shifu?
Shifu couldn't hear Neku at all he was listening to the mp3 player he had given to him yesterday at full volume.
Neku: Well if he can't hear me I guess I'll have to do this in a way he wouldn't like. Fun!
Neku came close enough to Shifu to tickle his sides.
Shifu: Hahahaha! Neku what are you…?
Neku: Glad you can finally hear me. And good morning to you to!
Shifu: Don't do that again. And what are you doing here so early.
Neku: Well I had this weird dream and I thought you could help me figure it out. So that's why I came here so early.
Shifu: Is that the reason why you're wearing pajamas?
Neku: Yes so are you going to listen or not?
Shifu: Yes tell me what happened.
Neku: Well in the dream I had I was somewhere bright. It was too hard to see but I saw someone's image it looked like a boy's image.
Shifu: Really.
Neku: When I tried to get close to him this red aura came out of nowhere. It turned into a monster and tried to eat me. That's when I found myself on Po's belly.
Shifu: You were sleeping on Po?
Neku: Yeah if I had to compare them Po is the best to sleep on he's like a fluffy pillow. But Bombo's belly is also good to sleep on.
Then after looking around Neku was amazed at all the stuff the hall of heroes had.
Neku: Man I never even looked at all this stuff when I was here.
Shifu: Yet you were here yesterday.
Neku: Really? Oh yeah when I came to save you. Hey is that the sword of heroes?
Shifu: Yes would you like to hold it?
Neku smiled when he grabbed the sword he looked at its reflection. But then he automatically did a mind scan in the room when listening to Shifu's thoughts he heard nothing which he knew was wrong. Getting back to reality in the swords reflection he saw Shifu grabbing a sword about to attack but he quickly blocked it.
Neku: Not so fast!
Shifu: So you read my mind?
Neku: Your mind was quiet too quiet so I knew you were going to do something.
Shifu: I see. And I also see you're good with a sword.
Neku: When you play video games with swords you learn a few want to find out?
With that Neku and Shifu engaged in a sword fight. Each time they clashed with out cutting each other.
Neku: Let's see if this works.
Neku made a thunderbolt and put it into the sword.
Shifu: I see, let's finish this!
They both charged at amazing speed and gave a strong attack. They both fell to the ground right next to each other.
Shifu: When did you learn to do that?
Neku: Just now really.
Shifu: You really are getting better.
Neku: But I have much to learn right?
Shifu: Got that right.
They both laughed while lying on the ground.
Neku: You know I feel better. I had forgotten all about that dream.
Shifu: Cause you just trained. That's enough for today
Neku: You serious?
Shifu: Yes for the rest of the day have fun.
Neku: I think I might want to go back to sleep *yawns* see ya.
Instead of jumping Neku just used first gear to teleport home and saw Po and Bombo wide awake.
Po: Hey where did you go?
Bombo: We were worried.
Neku: Well…
Neku told them about the dream and how he went to talk to Shifu about it.
Po: Wow that's some weird dream.
Neku: Well it seems we have the rest of the day off want to do something?
Bombo: Don't know.
Po: Why don't we walk around? I would like to see what the future is like.
Neku: Ok but let me change first.
After getting on Neku's outfit he met Po and Bombo outside.
Po: Took you long enough.
Neku: Hey all you have to put on are pants and Bombo he doesn't wear anything at all.
Po: I was about to ask you that.
Neku: Don't I don't even know. So shall we walk around?
The three started walking from one street to another until they saw something weird.
Po: Hey what's that guy doing on that building?
Neku: Want to go see?
The three climbed up to find a man with long white hair and a large scroll on his back.
Neku: Weird he looks familiar.
Bombo: Really?
Neku: Hey what are you doing?
Man: What do you think I'm doing? I'm doing research.
Po: Research?
When Neku tried to see what the man was looking at he saw a women in a room taking off her clothes.
Neku: Dude what the hell! You're a freaking pervert!
Man: How many times do I have to tell you Naruto I'm not a… huh?
Bombo: Naruto? He's Neku.
Now looking at his face Neku figured out who the man was.
Neku: No way! You're Jiraiya!
Jiraiya: I see you heard of me.
Neku: Yeah you're the pervy sage.
Jiraiya: That's toad sage you little twerp!
Neku: My name is Neku Sakuraba not twerp.
Jiraiya: Sakuraba? For someone who looks serious you have a cute name.
Neku: I'll burn you to bits!
Neku got so mad he accidentally caused pyrokinesis to be used and Jiraiya's hair went in flames. Luckily for him he was able to douse it with water.
Boy: Hey what's going on?
Neku: No way it's…
Neku saw a boy wearing an orange jumpsuit with black in the middle and on his sleeves; he had blonde hair and blue eyes like him.
Neku: Naruto Uzumaki!
Naruto: Huh? You know me? Who are you?
Neku: I'm Neku Sakuraba and these are my friends Po and Bombo.
Po and Bombo: Hi!
Naruto: What the? Pervy sage what have you done this time?
Neku: I'll explain it to you. We can talk at my house if you want.
After they reached the house Neku explained everything.
Jiraiya: I see. So what you did was called a psych?
Neku: Yeah I'm a psychomancy which means I have psychic powers.
Naruto: And you're supposed to be dead right? So why are you here?
Po: He just told you.
Naruto: Oh right I still can't believe you can talk. Or that you wear pants.
Neku: There's more like him too.
Naruto: Really? I don't think I can take seeing anymore like him. Or even you're monster friend. He won't eat me will he?
Neku: Naw he eats anything but not people he mostly like to eat shoes.
Naruto: So that's why you told use to keep our shoes on good call.
Toshi: What's going on?
Neku: Hey mom I met some new friends
They both greeted Neku's mom and just then the doorbell rang Joshua was at the door.
Toshi: Why is he here?
Neku: Don't worry I told you he can't erase me remember? Besides he's my friend.
Joshua: Hey Neku how've you been? Mind if I talk to you and the others outside.
Naruto: Um isn't he the composer kid who killed Neku?
Po: Yeah but he's alright once you get to know him.
As they all went outside they started talking.
Neku: So Josh what's going on?
Joshua: Well actually this is about Naruto.
Naruto: Me why?
Joshua: Have you been experiencing any negativity? Or have you ever seen any weird symbols floating around?
Neku: What do you mean?
Joshua: Why Neku I thought you would know all about this stuff.
Thinking about it Neku finally realized what Joshua was talking about.
Neku: Wait you think he's possessed?
Joshua: Maybe.
Naruto: What are you talking about?
Joshua: What I'm saying is that you're possessed by a noise.
Naruto: Noise?
Joshua: A monster.
Naruto: No you're wrong I'm not possessed.
Joshua: But you're going to be possessed by something inside you.
Naruto: What?
Neku: Wait you know about the nine tailed fox?
Joshua: Yes I also know that the kyuubi is sealed inside of him.
Naruto: No you're wrong! I won't… I won't be possessed by it!
Naruto was enraged then an explosion of smoke engulfed him. When the smoke disappeared Naruto changed.
Neku: The demon, it's trying to get out!
Naruto changed into a six tailed fox monster he was shrouded in crimson chakra from the fox and covering him was its bones.
Neku: Bombo take care of my mom! Po get ready!
Po: Ready when you are.
Po and Neku charged to fight. But Naruto was to strong for them even with his psyches he couldn't get through to attack.
Neku: This is bad we can't do anything! Naruto!
Then a flash of light came and attacked Naruto.
Po: What was that?
Joshua: Man I hate when I break a sweat.
Neku: Josh why did you do that?
Joshua: Remember he's being possessed by a noise. We have to at least stun him so we can destroy the noise.
Just then Joshua grabbed Neku's hand and then a pact was made between them. Then his fusion pin was glowing.
Neku: Level 3?
Joshua: That might stun him.
Neku: I so wanted to try this! Another world awaits!
Joshua: And you're going!
The fusion was activated and a giant meteor hurled toward earth and crashed right where Naruto was standing.
Joshua: Now Neku!
Neku: Right mind scan!
Neku used mind scan and saw a noise near Naruto it appeared and Neku erased it with a force round. But something was wrong
Neku: He isn't changing back!
Jiraiya: Damn! There's nothing I can do!
Neku thought of something and charged at Naruto straight on.
Neku: Go 2 Hell!
Neku's hand turned into an energy lance when he charged. Using it to break through Naruto's attack and then when he reached him he grabbed Naruto.
Neku: Mind scan!
After doing mind scan both Neku and Naruto were in a stand still.
Toshi: What's happening?
Joshua: Smart boy.
Po: Huh?
Joshua: Neku used a lance lunge psych to get close to Naruto and when he grabbed him he used mind scan and imprinted himself into Naruto's mind.
Bombo: Now what?
Joshua: We have believe in Neku.
Deep in Naruto's mind.
Kyuubi: Now break the seal!
Naruto was about to break the seal but he heard something. "Stop!" Neku said when he came in.
Neku: Naruto stop don't unleash him!
Naruto: Why? With his power I can find Sauske.
Neku: You don't need his power! You got your own!
Naruto: I'm not strong enough without his power I'll…
Neku: Shut the hell up! What about your friends?
Naruto: What?
Neku: What about you're friends, you're home? You promised Sakura you bring back Sauske right? If you break that seal you'll be breaking that promise!
Naruto: How do you know about that?
Neku: I just do! Look I know how it feels. Being alone it sucks. But when you open up to others and enjoy the moment with them you start feeling better. I'll help you through the pain I promise.
Kyuubi: What are you waiting for?
Naruto: … No I don't need you're power!
Back in reality Naruto was back to normal and he and Neku were starting to wake up.
Bombo: You did it!
Neku: I did? Oh yeah I did.
Joshua: You must be quite the talker to stop Naruto.
Neku: Not really I just know how he feels.
Naruto: Neku
Neku: Yeah?
Naruto: Thanks for saving me. You're alright.
Neku: You too. And don't worry I promise I'll help you find Sauske.
Naruto: Thank you.
Just then a cat came out of nowhere staring at Neku and sat on his lap.
Neku: Why aren't you a cutie?
Cat: You're not so bad yourself.
Neku: Huh?
Just then the cat turned into a women holding Neku. His head was covered in her large breast he then went out cold.
Po: Neku? Whoa his head is smoking.
Joshua: Look like he overheated from the excitement.
Naruto: Man I sure know how to make friends.
Neku: What? Wait aren't you Blair from the soul eater anime?
Blair: Anime? You know about me?
Neku explained everything to her.
Blair: Sakuraba! That's such a cute name it makes me want to hold you until there's no breath left in you're body!
Neku: *blushes* Please don't I don't want to overheat again.
Naruto: Hey you know Neku you're really strong. But I can still beat you.
Neku: *laughs* Yeah right maybe you forgot but I kicked your ass when you were in six tails! I think I can beat you even if you don't have its power.
Naruto: Wanna bet!
Neku: You're on!
Naruto: But first can we eat I'm starving.
Neku: Me too. Hey Po can you make something for us?
Po: Sure hope you like noodles.
Naruto: I love it!
Po made some noodles for everyone and both Neku and Naruto went anime style because of how good it was.
Naruto: Wow you're really good at cooking!
Neku: Still think I can beat you.
Naruto: Oh it's on now!
Naruto came at Neku but his soup fell and spilt on Blair.
Jiraiya: Naruto way to go!
Po: Wow Neku was right you are a perv!
Blair: Well I guess I should take these off.
Neku: Wait no do that in the bathroom not here you horny cat!
Po: Man it's gonna be crazy with her living here.
Naruto: What about me?
Neku: What do you mean?
Naruto: I'm living here too.
Neku: Since when?
Naruto: Since I heard that Sauske might be here and I need somewhere to live. And you sis say you'd help me.
Neku: Dang you got me! Well fine.
Toshi: Oh yeah I almost forgot tomorrow you're going back to school.
Neku: WHAT!
To be continued
I thought of putting some Naruto and soul eater characters in hope you like it. Chapter 8 coming soon.