The two men burst through the grand doors of the Royal suite, laughing uproariously with their arms around each other. They shared a messy drunken kiss before Uchiha Sasuke gently pushed Naruto away to inspect the room with blurred vision. He looked impressed.

'Well, he does think I paid for all this. Ha! I don't think I could ever afford a room like this in reality…' Naruto thought, picturing his small apartment, strewn with clothes.

"Aren't you going to show me around?" Sasuke enquired, pouting moodily.

"O-oh, yes, of course." Naruto replied, thanking his lucky stars that he had given a tour of this room many a time.

They swiftly walked into each room while Naruto explained what each room was for. Sasuke seemed to be listening intently, but in reality, was only capturing Naruto's attention with an expression that looked adorably thoughtful. He began to twiddle one of the cocktail umbrellas; that he had slid from his hair between his fingers.

Concentrating on not saying anything too 'staff-like' was taking up most of Naruto's brain-power. He didn't realise Sasuke was not really paying his words much attention, so was rambling on and on about his favourite aspects of the suite. This was the case for several minutes, until the raven-haired man caught Naruto's wrist with his slender hand.

"We still have not looked inside the bedroom. I would like for you to show me." he suggested, tugging Naruto's arm in a dominant manner. They entered the room and Naruto immediately began to explain how comfortable the bed was because the springs had been crafted by the finest spring manufacturer in all of Konoha. Sasuke sighed audibly, rolling his eyes and perching himself on the bed. Naruto began to feel awkward, after all, he wasn't used to dealing with rich guests as though he were one himself.

'I wonder if it would be appropriate to…'

Naruto advanced on Sasuke, who hiccupped, causing both to giggle nervously. The blond slowly lowered the man he had only met that night backwards by his strong shoulders. Eventually, Naruto had Sasuke pinned to the bed. Just before he had time to gloat, Sasuke forcibly rolled Naruto over and their positions were reversed. The raven haired man lifted a questioning eyebrow.

"If you thought we were going to play by your rules, just because you paid for this suite, then you really are a… dobe." Sasuke purred, his voice deep and firm.

Naruto's comeback was silenced as Sasuke's lips pressed against his own. Two tongues intertwined in the blonde's mouth, their passion shared. Naruto wished that he really were wealthy enough to afford the Royal suite, if being so meant that he could have fun like this every night. He dared to open his eyes mid-kiss to try and gage if Sasuke had any clue that so far, he had lied about almost everything, save for his name. To his surprise, he saw two deep, dark eyes scanning his own briefly, before quickly closing again. He smirked into the kiss, running his hand's through the stranger's hair…

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The next morning, sky blue eyes opened groggily to the sound of dull but literate small-talk. He rolled over, not yet quite conscious enough to remember much about last night's endeavours. Right now, all he could gather was that there was something or someone very warm in the bed next to him and that he had a splitting headache. Pushing himself up by the elbows, he remembered the man he had met last night.

'Ah, he didn't leave me!' Naruto thought excitedly, wondering what the day might lead to. He peered up at the man's face with one eye. Confusingly, Uchiha Sasuke's face was one of pure alarm and embarrassment. The patterned gold and red quilt had been pulled up to his chin and he was staring into the middle of the room. Naruto groaned anxiously and slowly turned his face to find five faces blinking back at him, each of them holding their jaws ajar.

It was one of his fellow staff members, Hyuuga Neji, giving a tour to a wealthy-looking family from Suna. No doubt, Neji's tour had been performed with the utmost proper conduct… until now. Cheeks burning, Naruto pressed his finger to his mouth and shook his head, wary that Neji may reveal his real lowly status in the world. The man's mystical grey eyes travelled slowly from Naruto to Sasuke and he understood. Sighing wearily, he pressed a strong hand against the eldest male member's arm and directed the family back out the room, mumbling humble apologies concerning a terrible mix-up in the room's rota. Just as he shut the door behind the family, whose faces were each bright red, he shot a glare directly at his co-worker that undoubtedly spoke the words: "you owe me".

He heard a small, young voice asking: "Daddy, why were those two men having a sleepover?" before Sasuke heaved himself out of bed and began silently dressing. Naruto watched him without speaking, his bright blue eyes drinking in the sight of soft cotton clothing being pulled over muscular creamily pale skin. The curtains; which they had neglected to close the night before, framed beams of golden sunlight that danced over Sasuke's body without shame. The fair skinned man finished dressing and glared at Naruto. His piercing stare sent shivers along the small of Naruto's back.

"Do you take me for an idiot, mister Uzumaki?" He asked sternly. Without helping it, Naruto's mouth dropped open a little.

"Well, do you?" Sasuke asked again.

Naruto could not seem to find an answer, let alone voice one.

"I found this in your pocket last night." He continued, holding a small piece of laminated card up and waving it rudely in Naruto's face.

"I rather think you have made a fool out of me, you are lucky that I was only sober enough to make sense of this card just this morning."

He waited momentarily for a reaction in the blonde man, but when none came, he scoffed, dropped the card on the bed and stormed out of the hotel room.

Rubbing his eyes, Naruto crawled forwards over the gathered-up covers and picked up the card.

'Ah…' he thought, with a disappointed sinking feeling in his stomach.

He sighed deeply, as he had seen Neji do only minutes earlier. Naruto then stood, placing his Staff ID card back into his jacket pocket before putting the jacket on.

'Here goes another boring day of work…'