King Ghidorah was in a big, dim cavern. His three heads were arguing with each other.

"This is all your fault, Zoisite!" the right head grumbled. "It was only because of your stupid, girly act that we couldn't focus on the battle."

"Well, what was I supposed to do?" the left head huffed in annoyance. "When that cute robot girl told me of this awesome summer clearance sell, I couldn't just let such a chance go to waste..."

"That 'cute robot girl' wanted to toast us, in case you haven't noticed, you dumb blonde!"

"Kunzite!" Zoisite whined. "Nephrite's being mean to mean again!"

"Well, he has a point," the middle head growled. "I'm not entirely happy with what you did today, Zoisite..."

"Not entirely happy?" Nephrite shouted. "Thanks to him, we lost the battle! Ah, of course... you're his BOYFRIEND, you have to stay on his side..."

"One more word and I'll bite off your head, Nephrite!" Kunzite grumbled.

"Are you nuts? Do that and we all have to die..."

The sound of a woman clearing her throat made the three dragon heads stop with their bickering. Down below, at their feet, they saw the delightfully evil form of their ruler, the dark Queen Beryl... and she did not look amused.

"Oh! Your Majesty, we didn't see you down there!" Zoisite giggled nervously.

"I figured as much," the queen frowned. "Can you please split apart so we can talk eye to eye?"

"Right away, my queen!" Kunzite nodded. The giant, three-headed dragon shrunk, and in the process, split apart to form three good-looking men, the generals of the Dark Kingdom.

"Well, finally," Nephrite sighed. "I hate this body... and the people I have to share it with... no offense, Kunzite, but that boy-toy of yours is ANNOYING!"

Zoisite stuck out his tongue.

"Be quiet, all of you!" the queen shouted. "We've decided on this plan ever since we managed to capture the original King Ghidorah and fuse his body with our magic."

"With all due respect, Your Majesty," Nephrite said. "But I don't think this plan will accomplish much. I say we go back to extract human energies, in a subtle way..."

"May I remind you that the human Senshi have always interfered with such plans?" Beryl grumbled. "Jedite's failure is all the proof we need... to accomplish big things, we have to think big." She spread her arms and smiled. "And what is bigger than Godzilla and his ilk? A shame he wasn't ready to accept our proposal..."

"We still can beat him," Kunzite insisted. "Our powers are combined with those of the original King Ghidorah, we should have been able to beat him."

Beryl raised an eyebrow, and the white-haired general winced. "I m-mean... we would have won, if not for the interference of Mothra and that human weapon... who would have known that humanity is able to build such things?"

"That was no mere human weapon," Beryl insisted. "That robot was merged with the soul of Sailor Venus, and thus the mediocre technology of the humans was turned into technology of the ancient Moon Kingdom! On top of that, our biggest foe has awakened, and her incarnation is none other than that giant moth."

"Mothra... the princess of the moon?" Zoisite asked. His eyes - as well as those of the other dark generals - went wide.

"When she joins forces with Godzilla, our plans are doomed," Kunzite realized. "So what do you suggest, my queen?"

A devious smirk appeared on Beryl's face. "Well, I've always wanted to bring good old Endymion back on our side... What do you think would happen... if he'd be reincarnated in a kaiju body as well?"

"My princess!" MechaVenus squealed and hugged the anthropomorphic moth. "You look so cute... and Mars-chan, too! This is so great!"

"That makes three of us," Sailor Mothra smiled. "All we have to do is to find Jupiter and Mercury..."

"But what about Godzilla?" Mars wondered and looked around. "Where did he go?" She gasped. "King Ghidorah didn't destroy him... did he?"

"Nah, I made sure that three-headed lizard didn't lay a finger on him," MechaVenus smirked. "He's okay... I just don't know where he is."

She then blinked and shook her metal head. "Excuse me, but I hear voices in my head..."

"YES! That would be me!" Shinji shouted. "I hate to interrupt your little... chat with those monster ladies, but we need to go back and report to the Commander..."

"No!" Minako said.

Shinji blinked. "N... no?"

"I'm not going back there!" MechaVenus proclaimed. "I quit. I don't like your Dad... I'd rather stay with my princess. But you can send Hikaru my regards and..."

"What... what are you saying?" Shinji gasped. "I can't just go back to the base and tell them that... that you QUIT!"

"Tough luck. I'm still not going," Minako said.

Shinji groaned. This really wasn't his day. "Can you at least get off the crops?" he sighed. "You are still a danger to humanity..."

Minako sheepishly raised one of her giant, metal feet and looked down at the trampled fields. "Oops, he's right, princess!" she giggled. "We should get out of here..."

"Shall we go back to Monster Island?" Mars asked. "No human will bother us there..."

"I may have another idea," a small voice spoke up.

The Kaiju Senshi looked around. "Huh? Who said that?" Mars wondered.

"Down here, princess of Mars!"

The three giant girls looked down... and saw a pair of cats, accompanied by a pair of human priestesses.

Sailor Mothra smiled. "Yuka and Sayuri! You found the royal advisors!"

"Indeed, they arrived on Monster Island a couple of hours ago," Sayuri nodded. "And they might have a way how you can hide from the humans, instead of being a constant danger."

"It's the Disguise Wand!" Luna spoke up. "With it, you'll be able to take on human form..."

"A human?" Minako squealed. "I'd be able to buy new clothes and go boy-hunting and..."

"Wait a minute!" Shinji protested. He activated one of MechaVenus' external loudspeakers. "This mechanical unit is the property of the JSDF... you can't just..."

"Pardon me, sir, but now that the soul of Venus rests within this robot, everything has changed," Yuka said.

"Can he even hear you in there?" Artemis wondered.

"Wait a minute..." Minako said. "I'll handle this... sorry, Shinji-kun!"

And she activated the emergency exit. Below Shinji's seat, a hatch opened, and the poor, young pilot fell down into a dark shaft and slid along a metal chute. Minako used her right hand to open a small hatch on her front side, and caught Shinji with her left hand.

"There you go!" she smiled and put him down to the ground.

Shinji's knees felt like they were made of jell-o. "You... you can't just throw your pilot out like that..."

"I just did it, didn't I?" Minako grinned and blew a raspberry.

Sayuri and Yuka gave the young man short bows. "Sorry for the inconveniences, but since we are now not only the servants of Mothra, but also the servants of the princess of the moon..."

"We have to ask you to leave this matter to us."

"Princess of the Moon?" Shinji boggled. "What... what does that mean? And how are you going to... you CAN'T turn them into humans... can you?"

"That should be no problem at all," Luna smiled. She made a small leap into the air... and a small wand appeared out of nowhere. "Princess, if you would pick this up..."

Mothra squinted her eyes and stared down at the ground. "I can't see it, it's too small!"

Minako activated her sensors. "Allow me, princess..." She reached out with her hand, and a couple of small wires came out of her fingertip. Small pincers, attached to those wires, picked up the wand, and she handed it over to her princess.

Mothra smiled. "Thanks, Mecha-chan!"

Minako winked. "It was my pleasure!"

"Wh-what are they doing?" Shinji wondered. "What is that thing?"

"Watch and learn, boy!" Artemis grinned.

Mothra clutched the tiny wand to her chest. "Turn us into humans!"

"Sir!" a technician shouted. "The... the targets... they disappeared from our screens."

"What?" Gendo shouted. "Not possible!"

"See for yourself, sir!" the technician replied and gestured towards his screen. "There, that's the place where the transformed Mothra, Rodan and MechaGodzilla have been standing just seconds ago... but now... they're gone!"

"Transformed?" Gendo asked. "Don't be foolish, they did not transform."

"But sir, we all saw..."

"That was a mass hallucination," the Commander insisted. "There is no other explanation. Now if you would excuse me, I need a drink..."

The technicians watched how their commander left the room.

"Guys, he's definitely on the verge of a nervous breakdown," Hikaru said.

"That's the understatement of the year..." one of his colleagues muttered. "After all, he has to explain to the generals how he could have lost three skyscraper-sized kaiju..."

"It's getting better," another technician sighed. "We have the questionable honor of finding them..."

Shinji couldn't believe his eyes... but every time he closed and opened them, he saw the same.

A trio of cute girls, clad in school uniforms, in the place where three giant monsters had been.

"What's the matter?" the blonde girl MechaGodzilla had turned into grinned. "Are we so cute that you haven't anything to say?"

"I have the feeling he doesn't know what to believe anymore," the raven-haired Mars chuckled. "By the way, don't you agree we need new names? I can't really be called 'Rodan' or 'Sailor Mars' in this form..."

"How about Rei?" the former Mothra smiled. She still had regained the unusual hairstyle she had in her half-kaiju form.

Rei smiled. "Rei... I like that! As for you, I guess I'm gonna call you 'Usagi'."

"Usagi, not bad!" the blonde grinned. "Um, how did you come up with that name?"

Rei grinned. "Because your funny hair reminds me of a rabbit... meatball head!"

Usagi frowned. "Rei, you're a meanie!" And she stuck out her tongue.

Rei smirked and stuck out her own.

"I already have a name," Minako cheered. "Oh, this is so exciting... and this body is so much better than the hard metal... wait a minute..." She blinked and gave her head a small tap with her knuckles.

A hollow, metallic sound was the result.

"She's still a robot?" Artemis wondered.

"Well, the Disguise Pen has its limits," Luna said. "I'm actually surprised that he managed to accomplish transformations of such a magnitude..."

"Shouldn't we get out of here before the army and the news reporters arrive?" Rei asked.

"That's a good idea!" Usagi smiled. "And we still have to find Jupiter and Mercury."

"That's not a problem at all, their civilian names are Ami Mizuno and Makoto Kino, and they live in Juuban, Tokyo," Luna explained.

"Great!" Usagi shouted. "Um, but how do we get there?"

"Easy," Minako smirked. She opened a hatch on her stomach and pulled out a cell phone. "We call a cab!"

Silence.

"Um, anyone got some small change to pay for it?" the blonde robot-girl then asked.