The Prophecy
"The Prophecy..." said Arbiter, "Is that someone is going to get a hold of the crystals and kill us all!"
Widespread panic went in
waves around the world, and everyone commited suicide at the thought
of the prophecy coming true.
"Arbiter you've killed everyone
again!!!!" shouted Master Chief.
Arbiter sighed.
"They always take news so badly on this planet..." said Arbiter, chewing some bubblegum that had been discarded on the floor.
Edward laughed at the panic and dispair.
"I HAVE THE CRYSTALS NOW!" yelled Edward, and Edward jumped out the window, running off with the precious crystals.
Master Chief and Hedwig watched as Edward ran off, and Edward ripped up fences and knocked people out of the way until he finally slinked off, into the night.