A/N: New skit time! Also, another coincidence: Twilight Scribe did a similar topic in her new one. It's kinda creepy... Anyways, enjoy!
Conditions: Raven rejoins the party on the Heracles
Who's Who: Raven is Normal, Judith is Italics, Karol is Bold, Rita is Underlined
Raven the Superhero?
Raven, what did you did back in Baction was awesome!
What do you mean, kid?
The fact that you held up the entire ceiling like that!
I have to admit; that was rather impressive.
Why, thank you Judith darlin'.
I've never seen a blastia grant super-strength before. The potential of a Hermes blastia seem to be limitless.
Raven, if your blastia can grant you super-strength, I wonder what else it can grant you? Super speed? The power to fly? I'd want the power to summon weapons out of nowhere!
Personally, I'd use it to increase my feminine charms. (winks)
Hm… I guess I'd have the power to stop time so I'd have all the time in the world for my research.
(sweatdrop) I don't think blastia can do that…
Yeah, you're right. But still…
You know what, Raven? You should be a superhero!
Me? A superhero? No thanks, kid; I'll pass on the tights.
Aw… but you'd become famous the world over!
Not to mention the girls that would be fawning over you. And I think a man in tights is handsome… (winks)
Wh-What!? I'd have girls fawning over me!? (hearts) Kid, I'll do it! I'll be a superhero! Enter Straight-Shot, the Hero of Terca Lumires!
(sweatdrop) Oh, please! You're more super-zero than superhero.
Would that make me the damsel-in-distress?
Judith is not the kind to be a 'damsel'; she's more the person who'd be rescuing the damsel.
Judith darlin', you can be my damsel any day of the week! (Hearts) Kid, you're my sidekick!
Why do I have to be the sidekick!?
Every hero needs a sidekick, who is someone learning the ropes of the business, and you fit the bill!
Well, if I have to be the sidekick, then Rita can be your arch-villain!
Oh, hell no! I'm not playing second fiddle to that pervert and being the victim of lame puns and becoming the joke of the community!
But, Rita, think about it! As the villain, you could do whatever you wanted, and only Straight-Shot would have the power to stop you! You could blast whoever you want, whenever you want! You could do experiments that you only dreamed of before!
…I like the sound of that. (laughs) Yes! I'll do it! Bow down to the almighty Firey Mage, mistress of all blasita! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!
Kid, I think you stared something we're going to regret later…
Karol, I don't think this is going to end well…
Oh, crap! What have I done!?
A/N: Rita would make one scary villain... Review!