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"Oh Jess look at the poor captipiler." Rory looked sadly down at the dead catipiler. "Lets hold a funural for it."

"Your crazy."

She gave him her best puppy dog eyes. "Fine" everyone knew the Danes men couldn't say to know to a Gilmore girl.

"Thank you." She ran back home and found a shoebox and made jess but the catipiler inside it. Then she ran back inside and pulled out some markers and construction paper.

"What are you doing now."

"Making invatations to the funral."

"I thought it was just going to be you and me."

"Jess this is stars hollow if we don't invite everybody someone will get offened." They had known eachother for almost seven years now and Jess still had trouble following her logic sometimes. She looked at him as she started to write on the paper. "Well arn't you going to help me."

He just sighed and sat down holding out his hand for a peice of paper. He started adress the invatations. Half an hour later Jess sat the last one down. "Ok I think we have everyone."

"Oh good one moment." She ran into her bedroom and came out with butterfly wings on.

"OK your going to have to explain the wings."

"Catipiller equals butterfly." She looked at him like he was stupid.

"Oh yes why didn't I think of that." They both grabbed a hand full of invits and left the house they stopped at Babbetts first. Rory knocked on the door and waited for Bebette to come out.

"Well hello sugurs what are you doing."

"We found a dead catipiller and we are having a funral for it." Rory handed her a invitation. They went around handing out invatations until they made it to Lukes

"Hey kids what are you doing."

"Here." Rory handed handed him an invatation. "We are having a funral for a catipiller." Luke looked over at Jess.

"Hey it wasn't my idea look at her."

"Will you please be there Luke."

"Fine I'll close down the diner to come."

"Yeah so Ceaser can come to."

"Yes Ceaser can come to." Rory ran to give Ceaser an invatation. Then they went to Lane's they gave her any invit and covinced Mrs. Kim to let Lane come with them they went to the inn.

"Hey Mia is my mom here."

"Why yes do you need something."

"Oh me and Jess are haveing a funral for a catipiller." She handed Mia and invatation. "Everyone is coming and Luke even said he would close the diner so him and Ceaser could come."

Mia smiled at the three children "Well thats nice of him." She always knew her grandson had a soft spot for his nephew and the Gilmore girls.

"So will you come Grandma." Jess asked. Not that he wanted to be there but if it would make Rory happy.

"Yes."

"Oh good." Rory was excited. She gave invatations to all the maids and Lorelai and Sookie much to the older two's amusment. They had the biggest funral that Stars Hollow had ever seen and it wasn't even for a person but nobody wanted to disapoint Rory Gilmore and Jess Mariano by assocation. Ok so most of them were afraid that if they made Rory cry Jess would prank them. That catipiller went out in style.

A/N thanks for the reviews and please review ok I have one question for anyone that is a Gilmore fanatic like my self in the first three seasons did you notice that Ceaser was always changing first he would be young and good looking then he was maybe in his fiftys or so and by the end he was a really fat man that was maybe in his thirtys and thats how it stayed for the rest of the time at least I think but I always found it strange so did anyone else notice I know random but its been bugging me.