A/N: Whoa! This was a longer chapter than I would expected to write out.

Oh, here's a Special Thank You to evilangel990 for letting me "steal" one of your ideas from your story: How To Make a Crusnik Cry Or Get Killed By One. NOTE: I only used the (35) in the chapter 2.

Also Appreciated Thanks to Passé on an Angel and Ninja Wings for taking the time to drop me reviews.

Updated on: 25th of March 2007

Insanity - Chapter 5: What a Busy Night.

Written by: Guardian 0 Devil (aka G0D, Ha! get it? XD)

Pairing(s): Please don't ask me, go figure!

Warning: Not to be taken seriously. This is done in Isaak's point of view. I'm taking a short break from 'mind-reading' into Cain's. Shameless mentions of me?! Unsure of why I even bothered to put this up since you people know this is Insanity. Please do not put any high expectation on this chapter, you will be solely disappointed.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything of Trinity Blood or anything else that is copyrighted. Please don't sue me.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, let me first introduce myself. My name is Isaak Fernand von Kämpfer - The highest ranking officer (after my Lord Cain that is) in the Rosen Kruez Orden. I'm also a person to fear within good reason as I could use 'shadow magic' and also had the unique ability to summon monsters and weapons out of thin air.

I suppose a short summary of my life history should be in order here for you to get to know me a little better. Hmm, G0D will be pleased I think… No, it's nothing. I'm just rambling that's all.

I used to work at the University of Londinium, an imperial university. I was a genius professor and was also involved in a ground-breaking research. There were another prodigy in University of Londinium at that time; Professor William Walter Wordsworth... we were all rivals once. We loved competing against each other with our intelligence and brains.

During the research, one Lost Technology that we analyzed shook the whole academia and caused a great scandal. Because Wordsworth and I were leading the research, we were expelled and all our hard work of findings and research was completely destroyed. Also, during this scandal, Wordsworth's wife died saving us when we were doing our research.

After getting kicked out of the University, I was roaming around places like a wanderer doing absolutely nothing. Life was really boring and I contemplated to just kill myself to end the long period of boredom. You see, I am actually a Methuselah and had a really long lifespan provided that I'm not killed. I only went to the University, passing off as a Terran, for the research. It was a blessing that I did not end my life really as I then met my perfect master, Cain Knightlord, who was still 900 years into his recovery. I was at first charmed by my Lord's sweet childish innocence of his little discoveries of the normal things of the world. Later, as I get to know more of my darling Lord, I was won over by his absolutely brilliant mind and knowledge and since then I began a life of servitude for my Lord and Master.

We started doing things together then.

The things we have done will not be mentioned here, as they were rather considered 'unmentionables' or as defined by G0D, the M-rated materials. This was also more famously known as NC-17, which literally means no children under the age of 17. They are simply unsuitable for this T-rated existence story. Oh my, please don't use your imagination. My Master will not be very pleased at all to know what you are thinking of right now…

When I and my Lord Cain took over this really small society called Rosen Kreuz Orden, not only did we succeed in making the society bigger, we also participated in many terrorists activities. I used my power which can only be described as magic to make the AX suffer. Within AX, I have also developed a rather strong interest in Abel. I know a lot more about Abel, such as his weaknesses and strengths, in which my Lord himself disclosed the information freely to me. No, please do not take it the wrong way. I am not at all obsessed over Abel because he's had the very same identical face of my well-regarded Lord. Master Cain really trusted me a lot and I feel much honored to be his trusted aide and his ever loyal servant.

Because my master can't move around freely... I would always gladly be around to help my Lord in his job in terms of cornering and breaking Abel's mind. Although I'm very much tempted to do with him as I pleased, I would not betray my beloved Lord Cain at all in pleasing and indulging myself.

Hmm? I think I have gotten carried away. G0D's not very pleased with the flow of things and having complaints. My sincere apologies, I always do that when I start talking about my beloved master. Anyway, that's the end of the summarized history there. Now let's recap back to the other night as requested by G0D…

(Continue from previous chapter. Back at the Empire's Royal Palace)

I and Dietrich decided to fall in and report to our most respected master, Lord Cain, after we had done the mission that he had personally handed to us in trust of our abilities. We met up with our master along the hallway of the palace. At the time he was carrying his twin brother, Abel, and walking unsteadily with a sweet smile gracing his handsome face.

Once we had reported to our master that our mission was completed, something came over our master Cain and he gave each of us a rewarding kiss.

On our lips.

I was rather pleased that Lord Cain graced me with his attention. However, I noticed that my master had a fine blush on his face and his temperature was higher. Therefore, I gently wake Dietrich up, who was secretly bathing in his 'dreams' after our master kissed him, and asked him to hold our master steady from behind. I then walk in front of Cain and hold him still with my hands on his firm hips and check out his health status with a critical eye of a professional doctor.

"My Lord…" I cautiously probed for his response.

"Umm… Isaak… would you please 'hic' remove your hands 'hic' from my 'hic' hips?"

"My sincere apologies, my Lord, however..."

"Oh… Diet…Rich… 'hic' stop hugging me from behind… 'hic' both of you are suffocating my Abel…" and a trail of giggle spilled forth of my lord's lovely lips.

As I suspected, Master Cain was very drunk. Someone must have given him a very wicked dosage of high alcoholic content to have made him this drunk. But who could have done that?

"Master Cain, who has you, drank from just now…" as I just noticed a small trickle of blood near his chin. It must have been cause by my master carelessly drinking some unclean Methuselah's blood.

" 'hic' Se…th's… 'hic' " was my master's reply. I frowned and leaned forward to take a whiff of him and imagined my surprise when I smelled nothing of alcoholic but strong sweet smell of… unexplained sweetness.

"Magus, we would better get back to our lair first. This is not the place and time to fool around." Dietrich playfully said, stressing very much on his words. I arched one of my eyebrows but nodded anyway and called upon my 'shadow magic' to transport the three of us safely back to my Lord Cain's bedchamber. A decision which I would later enjoy to the fullest at the expense of my Lord Cain and Dietrich…

(Back at the main base of Rosen Kruez Orden, in Cain's bedchamber)

My adored Master Cain's bedchamber, in my opinion, was tastefully decorated with wonderful furniture and the essential things which I had searched through the whole world to find the best and finest furniture for the comfort of my master. If one would be able to walk into my master's chamber, provided he/she could get past the tight security alive that is, one would definitely first see the beautiful landscape of the ocean as offered from the semi-circle balcony as the black curtains with beautifully intricate gold sewing framed around the bomb-proof windows.

The floor was covered with a plush carpet made from the finest and softest materials found in the world and the room was artfully painted. It was strangely divided into two parts, like the 2 halves of a rectangle, the right half was for work, science experiments and recuperation and the left half was for leisure and relaxation.

High-technology machinery and 3 recuperation units were situated at the right side of the room. Amidst this machinery, an elegantly ensemble of red and black work table which was perfectly accentuated by the lovely bones around its edges. Real human bones. This piece of furniture was personally chosen by my master, who thought it to be a good joke to have it blatantly stood out in the centre of the cold metallic machinery.

At the left side of the room, a oak wood wardrobe was placed against the wall facing to the right side of the bed, while a truly luxurious red sofa which had 8 inches of padding under a plush velvet cover, was placed against the wall facing to the left side of bed. Beside the sofa, stood a casket bookcase in which my master humorously thought that it made the ultimate place for any Goths to stores their favorite books.

The king-sized regal yew wood bed, hand crafted from the finest, was decorated with soft plushy silk pillows filled with the softest swan's feathers and a warm blanket spun only from the world-renowned black widows' spider-silk for my master's comfort. As my master recently had a fascination with tulips, I bred a rare species of the tulips and planted them in small pots that lined up the balcony. The tulips were known as the Color Changing Tulips, they were specially bred so that they would never be the same color two days in a row so as to keep my master amused each day.

As we arrived at our master's bedchamber, I easily lifted and carefully arranged both my master and his beloved brother onto the only bed in the room. My master took up the left side of the bed like a sweet kitten while his brother was sleeping and sprawled out at the right side. Dietrich was lounging lazily on the luxurious sofa and watching my actions with great interest and attentiveness.

"So," as he started, "just what had happened to our master?"

"I have my suspicions but I need to have them confirmed." I replied nonchalantly as I took a sample of the trickling blood from my master's lovely rosebud mouth.

Just as I was trying to take a sample of his precious blood, my Lord Cain moved without warning and I found ourselves in very desirable positions, with my master straddling and pinning me down on the soft bed. This startling change of events sent me blinking stupidly up at my master and vaguely wondered in my mind just what kind of games he's playing at.

Dietrich was lying on the comfortable couch, silently laughing and wiping his tears away, watching us like a hungry eagle with his sick sense of hungry interest. From his twinkling eyes, I knew that the Puppeteer was really having dirty thoughts. It's truly a pity that I can't wash his dirty mind out simply with a bar of soap…

I leaned back on the bed and looked up warily at my master. Gauging from his awkward movements and also the peal of silver-toned giggles that fall forth his lovely mouth, he's still drunk and very knock out. I smiled up at him reassuring and carefully took a sample of his precious blood. Then I persuasively push my master back onto his bed, changing our positions and crawled out on all fours from his bed to the ground, taking great care not to disturb him. I then stand up gingerly from the ground and dusted myself a bit. Dietrich was trying very hard not to laugh out loud during the whole time.

Hmph. Don't worry, my dearest Dietrich. Your time will come.

"Dietrich," I called his name with a very, very bad thought forming in my head, "Would you mind guarding our precious master for a moment?"

"What am I? A babysitter?!" came the retort.

"I still need to run some tests on these blood samples and I can't simply leave our lord unguarded like this. Others are too busy preparing for the on-coming world events to come back to the main base. So the only available person suited for safeguarding our lord left you."

Our argument continued for a while, after which he caved in under my persisting pressure and the use of my rank and superiority over him. I managed to convince Dietrich to… baby-sit our master as I quoted from the Puppeteer and made sure that our master would not leave this room at all without him.

As I left the room in order to run some tests on the blood samples, I heard my master said to Dietrich behind closed doors: "Dietrich… I'm bored… let's play a little game."

Poor Dietrich, he had no idea just what kind of wonderful games our master could came up with.

(In Isaak's laboratory)

After scanning and experimenting with the two blood samples I had taken from my master. I could only come up with one conclusion.

My master was high after consuming a large amount of sugar.

This was the only logical explanation. My Lord Cain had drank drained his sister's blood, which apparently was very, very high in sugar content, that end up causing my Lord to be drunk like this. Now I'm very worried if my Lord would get diabetic from this encounter alone…

Oh well, I would have to worry about that later. Now I need to check up on how my master and that brat were doing during my absence. I do pray that my innocent master was not led astray by the Puppeteer. After all, Puppeteer was notoriously known to be mischievous and full of very weird ideas of pranks.

(Back at Cain's bedchamber)

As I opened the twin doors of my master's private chambers, I blinked both my eyes in surprise as lots of empty bottles supposedly filled with red wine greeted my feet. Oh fu--, (cough, cough) I mean Oh hell no… my master had played that game with Dietrich. Yes, the Drinking Game. I prayed to whatever gods out there that my master's precious, pure virginity was still intact…

With a frightful heart and steady steps I walked to the bed. My eyes stayed stuck to the ground as I had not the courage to see what would greet me. Finally, gathering up all my courage I slowly lifted my head up and looked. On the right side of the bed, my lord's beloved still laid unmoving. However, as I looked over to the left side of the bed…

"Lady Catherina, what are you doing on my Lord's bed?" I sternly asked with a strong hint of anger in my tone.

Lady Catherina was once again dressed back in her garb of clothes that she had worn back in the days as a Cardinal. She had also applied a small touch of make-up on her face, making her look seductively alluring in my eyes. Lady Catherina was sleeping comfortably on the bed cuddling close to Abel. Delicate, white fingers peeked out from her sleeves, and a fine, coquettish necklace suited the slim neck that rose from her tight collar. A silver cross hung at the end of the necklace. Her long blond hair poured past her neck, and the stark red robe contrasted bewitchingly with her pure white skin…

Shaking my head clear of those thoughts, I felt that something was still amiss and this does not ease back any of my stress and strengthen the strange feeling I am experiencing now. Where did my master and that snotty little brat gone. I sweared if I ever find that weasel brat I would gave him a hard spanking over my knees!

…Please clear your minds off those dirty thoughts you people are having now… I meant it literally as discipline, there's no implications or innuendos in my statement.

I was getting worried over my master's disappearance when I heard a groan coming from the sofa. I looked over to that direction and nearly got a heart-attack for the first time in my life!

Lying on the red sofa was a drunk and knock out Dietrich… dressed in a midnight blue dress that trailed to the ground and yet you could still make out how slender he was. His short ruddy brown hair framed his delicate angel face, made him looked like a… bride sacrificed to G0D… Please excuse my usage of words, but these were what I'm feeling at the time.

However, if Dietrich was here, then my master Cain should be still around…

With a deep breathe, I once again found myself scrutinize the 'Lady Catherina' with a careful eye and I nearly fainted after confirming my initial suspicions. On the left side of the bed, was none other than my master and my Lord Cain, dressed up in the clothes that Lady Catherina used to wear in her old days of a Cardinal! Oh good G0D!

After a long moment of silence, I was still having a strange feeling of… I can't seem to express it out. Could G0D please help me in expressing this moment of utter realization?

(dot dot dot)

Is that the only way to express all of our feelings?!

I must have been gaping like a fish and probably shown evil amusement for like a minute or two over my shock. But I had to confess; this was such a refreshing change of things and certainly provided some entertainment in my long existing life of a Methuselah.

My mind itched with the playfulness of this very rare situation and decided to act upon it.

I took some excellent pictures of Dietrich posing lewdly and seductively in which I decided to use as blackmailed material one of these days. I also secretly took some 'blurred' pictures of my Lord and Abel sleeping in the bed together.

Only an expert eye would point out that these two were my Lord and his brother. Anyone who would have seen the pictures would have believed that these were Lady Catherina and Abel together.

Unless otherwise stated, in which I had taken the liberty to write out the honest truth behind the back of the pictures… and sent them out to the entire Order, Vatican, Empire and ALL of my friends. In the name of Dietrich, who was 'acting' as the sender.

Framing others and pushing the blame on them was always one of my best abilities…

(End of Chapter 5)

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