22. Mother Nature
Inside the mind of five-year old Sam Winchester and his opinions about mother nature
You know how people say mother nature is good? Well, they're wrong. For example, once I was watching a movie with my brother and she showed up and everybody was happy, but I wouldn't be. She's mean. If it wasn't for her I wouldn't have all of the boo-boos that I do now.
I was playing outside at Bobby's, when I tripped on a tree stump, a tree stump that Mother Nature had put there. Dean told me I was being silly, but she does make everything in nature right? That means she made that tree stump so my scraped knee is all her fault.
Another time me and Dean were running around outside, and all of a sudden a tree branch reached out and tried to grab me! I didn't do anything to Mother Nature, so why does she want to hurt me so much? Lucky for me I was able to fight it off, but I still got hurt. The scratches on my arm are also all her fault.
Then there's Dean. He came home today mad and stuff and I bet that was her fault too. I asked Dean but he said he didn't want to talk about it, so I think he's upset. I wanted to tell him that it was okay, that Mother Nature wasn't just out to hurt him, that it was both of us, but he didn't seem like he wanted to talk.
Anyway, Mother Nature is evil. I have proof so you can't even think about arguing with me. Anyone who tells you different is probably working with her and that makes them evil too. One day I will defeat her and everyone in the world can be happier.