A/N: Welcome back. I do not own Vesperia, but please enjoy the skit!
Conditions: The following titles must be equipped: True Knight (Yuri), Golden Soldier (Karol), Imperial Knights Captain (Raven), Guardian of the Truth (Judith), Heroic Actress (Estelle), Spotlight Hog (Rita) That's a lot of titles! XD
Who's Who: Yuri is Normal, Estelle is Bold, Karol is Italics, Rita is Underlined, Raven is Bold and Italics, Judith is Italics and Underlined
Princess Rita
Who decided I had to wear this outfit Flynn gave me!?
If I'm wearing this armor, how am I to show off my beautiful body?
Oh, the mutiny! (cries)
Put a sock in it, old man.
I like being in this armor Nan made!
I bet you would, kid. Now someone tell me why I'm dressed like that Schwann fella?
That was my doing. I thought it'd be fun if we all wore armor, just like Flynn! And I do love my prince outfit, armor and all!
Well, that explains today's outfits, but what about Rita? Last I checked, none of her outfits had any armor.
You'll see…
(Enters) Who the hell chose my princess costume as my outfit for the day!?
I did! I thought it'd be fun if we all wore armor today, but since you don't have any, I thought you could be the princess!
Estelle, I'm no princess; I'm a mage and researcher. You're the true princess.
Perhaps, but for today, I thought we'd do something different. You get to be the princess, Rita, and as your loyal knight, I shall do as you command. (gets on one knee)
(grins) I, Lady Judith, also pledge my allegiance alongside Lady Estelle to you, Princess Rita. I shall follow your every whim. (gets on one knee)
Really? (grins) Are the boys going to do the same?
Oh, boy…
Ugh… Raven, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yup. Let's get out of here before Rita gets us. (Both attempt to escape)
(grabs both Raven and Karol) And just where do you two think you're going?
Oh, come on Yuri! You know this is going to end bad for all of us!
Come on, Yuri! We should bail while we still can!
I may not like it, but I'm smart enough to know that running ain't gonna solve a thing; besides, if I tried to run, Rita would probably hit me in the face with a Fire Ball; same for you two.
(gulps) You do have a point…
(sweatdrop) The lesser of two evils, eh? Fine… I don't want my handsome face fried.
Princess Rita, I, Sir Yuri, along with Sirs Karol and Raven, pledge my allegiance to you. (All three get down on one kneee)
(grins) Even though I'm stuck in this stupid outfit, I think I'm going to like this…
A/N: Rita as a princess? Boy, that's a scary thought. Scarier than her being a villain. XD Now, review please! :D