A/N: Yay! I've managed to surpass the accursed FF.N login glitch to provide this skit! That, or FF.N is back up in proper working order. Regarless, I celebrate with a new skit. Remember, ladies and gentlemen, I do not own Vesperia.
Conditions: Rita uses Gold Cat at least three times in one battle.
Who's Who: Rita is normal, Karol is Bold, Raven is Italics
Rita's Secret Stash
Rita, you know that Gold Cat spell of yours, right?
Yeah. What about it, runt?
Where does all the gold it shoots out come from? And where does it go?
I would like to know that answer as well. That's free money flying out there!
Well, the Gald comes from the old man's wallet.
WHAT!? That's MY money!?
Not really. The Cat is not really shooing out money; that's condensed aer.
(gasps) You almost gave this old man a heart attack! Don't pull my leg like that!
Oh, I see. Then, once the spell is over, the 'coins' diffuse back into the atmosphere.
Hm… Hey, Rita?
What is it, old man?
How long can the coins stay solid?
About a good twelve hours, if I wanted them to. Why?
Think you can use that spell to increase ol' Raven's piggy bank so he can have fun with poker and the ladies?
I'm not a bank, you money-grubbing freak! (Punches Raven)
(Swirly eyes) Oh, look at all those Gold Cats….
Raven… you're one of a kind.
A/N: Haven't you always wondered where those gold coins come from and why the party doesn't cash in? Well, now you know. Review, please!