A/N: Muhahaha. When I have read about the last reviews, I noticed that most of you are very curious about this particular fangirl with Isaak. However, I'm being E-V-I-L over here; you readers won't get to know about her till next chapter. Muhahaha.
Yeah!!! Happy National Day!!! Tomorrow 9th of August, it's my country, Singapore's birthday!!!
Oh another note, I will probably most likely to update this story once or twice a month, depending on my mood and whatever kind of ideas appeared in my mind. I know I'm being slow in updating lately for this story, since my focus is more on another story, Rainbow Life.
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As requested by evilangel990: A fangirl for Cain.
Updated on: 8th of August 2007
Insanity - Chapter 12: part II: Who's That Girl?
Written by: Guardian 0 Devil
Warning: It's confusing for me too… Whatever! Anyway, INSANITY is still the main ingredient of this… insane story. Insert hysterical laughter here.
Pairing(s): I think it's obvious enough. (Shifty Eyes)
Disclaimer: I do not own anything of Trinity Blood or anything else that is copyrighted, except the plotline and OCs that are of my invention and imagination. Please don't sue me. By the way, any information given here is usually found in Wikipedia and also TB Canon Translation.
(In Cain's point of view; my point of view are usually in brackets)
Sigh. I'm getting very worried over my dearest sweet yet idiotic brother of mine; Abel was still in coma ever since that little fight…
(Err… which catfight are you talking about?)
The one we had within the Royal Palace of the New Human Empire... Hey, that does not qualify as a catfight!
(Ha. Finally you caught on; I was wondering when you would notice about that little detail…)
Having fun on my expense? You won't be laughing if you're in my shoes.
(Actually, I'm in your head; your wonderful mind to be precise. So I can laugh all I want when I'm in there. Ha. Ha. Ha.)
Hmph. Well, let me said it clearly about what I mean. I'm saying that you won't be laughing if your dearest sweet sibling was still in regenerative coma for like about more than a month?
(Hmm… I think I see your point. Soooo, what are you going to do about Abel?)
That was my main concern now. I'm not sure about it what should I do about Abel's state of health. I'm feeling uneasy thinking about my sweet Abel never to wake up from his sleep...
(I have absolutely no idea on why Abel is still in coma. Really. -Shifty Eyes-)
Lately, I'm getting too distracted in thinking and experimenting about ways to let Abel at least wake up from his coma… And I'm also getting into accidents because of this distraction…
(Speaking of accidents…)
OWIE!
(Huh? Dude what happened?)
Ow… I just tripped over a chair and fell face flat onto the floor… Ow…
(... …)
Annoyed Glare. Guardian Devil, I give you two choices right now; Either Laugh Or Cry.
(… Err.… I don't think that's important right now… gulp…)
Choose one option. NOW.
(Hahahahahahahaha)
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LAUGH! DON'T LAUGH!
(I'm sorry… gasp… haha… but you stated that I can laugh or cry… beside I had been controlling my reactions so hard that… ha… gasp… I can't help but… gasp… let it burst out from me… hahaha…)
Murderous Glare.
Fine. Laugh all you want. I'm now taking Abel over to Isaak now.
(Wahahahahaha…)
Grumbling under my breath about Guardian Devil's childish behavior , I easily carried my lovable yet foolish baby brother of mine; my darling sleeping beauty, Abel that is, up from the master bed we now share and decided to go over to Isaak's room for a nice and thorough health examination check-up.
(Now I'm presenting you the latest news flash also known as gossip.)
What?
(Cain and Abel sleeping together! Cain and Abel sleeping together!)
Roll my eyes up. That's old news gal. Ancient.
(Oh-kay. What about this news flash? Abel getting the most thorough aka meticulous aka anal probe about his body.)
I thought I make it clear to you that Abel getting the best medical care I'm trying to provide- Hey! Take that back!!!
(-Very Innocent Look-What?)
You know that I know that you know about what I'm talking about…
(-Still Very Innocent Look-What?)
That Anal Probe Thing!!!
(Oh. -Grin- Sorry, it's just an expression… I mean a slip of my mouth… )
Hmph. I get it. You're still very pissed off about that particular incident over me and Abel getting deflowered? That's why all those irritating, sarcastic remarks you're making. Pay back, right?
(Whatever makes you sooooooo sure about that? Hmm?)
…Never mind…
(At Isaak's room)
Standing outside Isaak's room, I vaguely wondered if this was really a good idea at all.
(Why? I thought you want Abel to recover as fast as possible from his state of coma.)
Of course I wanted him to recover! It's just that…
(I get it; you're worried about the 'anal probe thing'…)
Thanks to your stupid comments. Now that making me jumpy for Abel's chastity…
(Heh. Get over it. I know that you know that I will not ever allow it to happen.)
Your efforts do not make me feel all that comfortable at all… Considering about your pains during the whole of that particular deflowering incident…
(-Glare- Who's fault is that? Don't push it…)
Anyway, since I'm using both my arms to carried Abel, I decided to use my leg to kick the door in front of me.
"Knock, knock." said the door.
"Coming!" Strangely, a female voice replied back to me from the other side of the door. Wow, here's another news flash; I did not know that Isaak was bisexual…
(Hmm… isn't it too early o start jumping to conclusion? Beside since when's Isaak fey?)
My trail of thoughts was broken when the said door in front of me was opened by a young teenage girl. She a short, plump and very young girl with black hair and eyes, with some freckles on her face and currently staring in undisguised awe at me.
"Hello! You're…" asked the shy yet cheerful girl in front of me.
"Your most adored and almighty superior." I stated and started moving into the room.
(What kind of introduction is that?)
The most straight-forward and honest to G0D introduction.
(Sweat drop.)
Stepping into Isaak's room, I noticed that Dietrich was leaning lazily over the work desk that Isaak was working in. Hmm… Told you so about Isaak's sexual inclination.
(Huh? Dude, that still does not prove anything about Isaak being fey. Beside, I thought you implied that Dietrich is straight? After all, he's always skirt-chasing around that Esther.)
As I stepped in to take in my surroundings and thoughts to myself, Isaak and Dietrich come over and pay their utmost respects to me.
(Err… are you having a funeral? I will send you a nice and impressive flower wreath around later for you to pay my respects. )
"Twitch, twitch." said a vein pulsing in my forehead. I decided to ignore about Guardian Devil's devious play of words and put my focus on Isaak and Dietrich.
"Good evening, my Lord." said Dietrich idly while he center his attention on a little hand mirror he's taken out from his breast pocket; at the same time, sending me coy fluttering of his eyes.
(I suppose I should start saying eww at this point of time?)
"Good evening, Master Cain. What brings you here to my humble lodging?" greeted Isaak, happy with the attention he's finally receiving from me, his most respectful and much honoured Master.
(You're conceited.)
Thank you.
(That's not meant to be a compliment.)
"Ah… Isaak, I see you have guests around, am I interrupting something?" I teased mercilessly.
"Oh about that! My Lord, we're actually considering having a little 3-player game here. Since you're here, will you be joining us?" Dietrich openly leered playfully.
"Dietrich!" chided Isaak as he was tired of Dietrich always twisting his words to implied certain things that really are not happening…
"What 3-player game you're talking about?" asked a certain female subordinate in the same room.
"Come, let me explain in better deta-" started Dietrich.
"Don't start about it. I don't want her little innocent brain to be corrupted by all your weird explanations that will likely scare her wits out, if there still any left of it…" interrupted Isaak.
Now this get me interested in the new girl that I'm not introduced to.
(I thought you stated that you're actually asexual?)
I did not mean it that I'm sexually interested about this girl!
(Which left out another possibility, you're…)
Shut up.
"Master Cain?" asked the girl, who's now standing in front of me with big sparkling eyes… that threatened to let her tears fall…
(Hmm… I wondered…)
"Yes?" I asked warily, as I sensed something big will be happening in the next instant…
"OH MAI JESUS CHRIST TRIPPING OVER HIS ROBES!! THIS SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING!! I FINALLY GET TO MEET MASTAR CAIN KNIGHTLORD! THE TOP MOST FAVOURITE IDOL OF ALL!!!" screamed the girl.
One thing for sure. She's LOUD.
(I agree wholeheartedly with you on that.)
What's up with the Mastar thing?
(Hmm... American Idol? The brightest star in the sky! Anyone?)
"MASTAR CAIN! PLEASE LET ME TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU! AND ALSO AN AUTOGRAPH TOO!! AND… AND ALSO LET ME GET A HUG OR EVEN BETTER A KISS FROM YOU!!" demanded this particular strange girl who's appeared not afraid of me and strangely to be very, VERY adoring of me…
I'm very flattered. Really.
(More sweat drop.)
"Okay." I agreed with my utmost charming smile to all her little requests. Even though they seem very unreasonable at this point of time.
(I don't think that's wise of you to do that…)
Why not? After all, I'm a charming, handsome beau that men and women who killed others to get their hands on me.
(That's the point. Men AND women will kill others to get their hands on you; I'm not sure about teenagers like this little girl…)
Ok. Let me rephrase that. I'm the most lovely, attractive, gorgeous, striking and sex-appealing beau that the young AND old would kill others to get their hands on me…
(You're definitely too conceited.)
Thank you.
Isaak looks to be aghast over this young girl's reactions and also very upset about my amiable agreement to her. Dietrich seems to be amused by this train of events that's happening.
"OH!! FIRST LET'S TAKE A PICTURE!!!" squealed the strange girl deafeningly and she whipped out a nice-looking digital camera which was decorated with little baby blue and pink flower stickers.
I smiled gently at the youngster and decided that she was such a sweet girl…
FLASH.
Without warning at all, I was strongly blinded by a white light…
(My dear… you have reached the next level of Buddha enlightenment… You have seen the LIGHT…)
That's sooooo not funny…
"YEAH!!! I FINALLY GOT A PICTURE OF MASTAR CAIN!!!" howled the young dark brunette with tremendous pleasure.
(Heh. So… how's your eyesight?)
Blink. Blink. I think I'm getting my eyesight back. However, my hearing seems to be degrading simultaneously.
"WILL YOU PLEASE SIGN AN AUTOGRAPH FOR ME NOW!!" asked the girl with much enthusiasm and then proceed to search her pockets for a pen. Then I saw her do a face-fault. The strange girl do an even more thorough search of her body for any writing material. Her expression was getting more alarm as time passes…
"Hmm… do you have a pen then?" I taunted the girl.
"…no…" the youngster replied back in a soft voice that surprised me.
(Heh. Ask Isaak for the pen, I bet ya that he got one up in his sleeve prepared ready for this kid of situation.)
Good idea. "Isaak, do you have a pen that I can use?"
"Of course, my Lord." and a nice ink quill with a pretty big white feather attached to it.
(Somehow, that vaguely look like an ostrich's feather.)
Using the pen provided, I deftly signed my wonderful name down onto a freaking pink book that the girl suddenly whisk out of thin air. I think I saw Dietrich wince a bit, when he saw the color of the book.
When the girl had safely stored away her pink book, she looked up at me with big sparkling eyes and try to stand on her toes. Then she closed her eyes and puckered her mouth as if she was trying to receive a kiss…
Isaak's face gives an immediate blanch. Dietrich was beside him trying to steady him from fainting.
"Sorry, I don't give kisses or hugs."
"Why?" she asked.
(Indeed, why?)
"Because… I'm supposed to be UNTOUCHABLE… get it?" I answered.
(So that's the reason why you can be touch by your fans?)
"OH." replied the girl. Isaak seems to be relieved of this dilemma he seems to be facing.
"Now, shoo. I need to talk to Isaak about some important matters."
"OKAY!" with that said, the girl bounced out of her way… And I meant it literally, she really bounced.
"Isaak, who's this cheeky girl?" I asked with huge puzzlement.
"She's… a close relative of mine…" said Isaak.
(I wonder how close? Maybe his daughter?)
"Oh I see. Isaak dear, I confessed that I have been neglecting you and was rather… occupied with my dearest bother recently. However, I never know that you're willing to go and get someone pregnant to get yourself a daughter…" I replied with a sarcastic smile on my face.
"She's not my daughter!! I would rather killed myself then having a daughter like her!!" moaned Isaak. With a painful wretched face.
"Okay… so who is she? Your sister?" Dietrich chances a guess.
"No, she's definitely not my sister. I would banged my head against the wall if she is." whined Isaak.
"Sooooooo… Who's that girl?" This time, with a little devious smile of mine, that make Isaak shiver delightfully…
(Heh. You're enjoying Isaak's reactions, aren't you?)
Oh my. Is that an innuendo I'm hearing?
(You're most definitely GAY.)
How Many Time Must I Tell You I'm Not Into That?!
(Into what?)
I'm Not Sexually Interested In Men! Neither Am I Interested In Women!
(Oh… I think you OVER-REACTED. When I say GAY, I don't mean HOMOSEXUAL, oh no, but Happy! Get it? Happy. Happy. Happy.)
I think I'm having a headache over all that LOUD shattering emphasis on certain words…
"She… she is my…" stuttered Isaak.
(End of chapter 12.)
A/N: Who's this girl? Can any one make a guess? What is she to Isaak? Stay tuned to the next chapter, Muwahahahah! Please review to tell me what you think!