A/N: Dododo. Time for the mysterious veil to reveal out about the strange fangirl!
Thank you to: crusnik O2 and Lyric for dropping me a review! I feel appreciated! Keep the reviews coming!!
Oh another note here, I just got a wonderful inspiration when I was reading the manga of D. Gray-man… plus I also find some quirky inspiration to add on when I read evilangel990's story of Ask The Cast of Trinity Blood… -snickers-
Updated on: 20th of August 2007
Insanity - Chapter 13: Part III: Who's That Girl?
Written by: Guardian 0 Devil (aka G0D for short! Kyaaa!)
Warning: It's confusing for me too… Whatever! Anyway, INSANITY is still the main ingredient of this… insane story. Insert hysterical laughter here.
Pairing(s): I think it's obvious enough. (Shifty Eyes)
Disclaimer: I do not own anything of Trinity Blood or anything else that is copyrighted, except the plotline and OCs that are of my invention and imagination. Please don't sue me. By the way, any information given here is usually found in Wikipedia and also TB Canon Translation.
(In Isaak's point of view…)
"Sooooooo… Who's that girl?" This time, with a little devious smile of my much-loved Master Cain, that always managed to make me shiver oh so delightfully…
Oh G0D… now how am I supposed to answer to that question?
"She… she is my…" I think I stuttered, "Her name's Talitha but… she's codenamed Iron…" trying very hard to stall for more time as I quickly think of something to say. I wonder how I should get out of this situation when I let my eyes fell upon my master's one and only love… Abel. A solution came up in my head.
"My lord, why is… Master Abel still in coma…" I asked, in the hopes of distracting him from his previous enquires.
"Ahh… I was hoping you will be able to find out the reason… behind this… unusual condition of Abel." said Master Cain dreamily, his face shown that he was deep in thoughts.
"My Lord, why don't you put Master Abel upon that examination bed over there… I will use my medical equipments to give Master Abel a thoro--" I stopped midway in my sentence when I saw my beloved master glare venomously at me.
I wonder why…
My unspoken question was answered when my most adored master stated coldly and very possessively: "No anal probe of his body. This is an order."
More seconds passed by as I blinked my eyes while my brain rapidly process the strange order…OH…
I swallowed hard and continued bravely on: "I will give Master Abel a methodical AND scientific health check-up."
Master Cain stared at me for a moment before he gives a small nod and laid his brother upon the examination bed.
"Ohh… Isaak… you still haven't told us about your relation with that girl…" purred Dietrich suddenly, who was leaning from behind on my right shoulder.
I sweat drop. Dietrich had disrupted my plan of explaining something unpleasant to my Master. I'm now having a silent prayer to G0D to help me out.
Though as if G0D answered my prayers, someone knocked at the door frantically and a female yet quite familiar raspy voice drifting through: "I… Is… aak…"
I urgently shrugged off Dietrich and opened the door, thanking the stranger mentally for rescuing me from the most awkward of moments. To my surprise, this stranger was slumped on the floor. Another thing I noted was that she was very under-dressed, with only a large black overcoat she wrapped herself up. She looked very, VERY familiar…
Gasp. I know her! She's Adina Courtland! The Grandmother of Iron! What's she doing here!!!
"Adina? What happened?!" I exclaimed, propping the poor lady up on the wall.
"What's going on?" asked Dietrich. Both he and my master Cain were standing behind me trying to find out what's so distracting about the under-dressed lady in front of me.
"Iron… II… Run…" Was all Adina managed to say before passing out.
A distant rumble plus Iron's panic-stricken LOUD screams from down another hallway brought to my attention to the horror of all horrors.
"Oh no…" I whispered and deeply wished that this could not be happening, "Dear G0D… Iron just what have you lay your hands on? Please… not on my latest creation…"
"Mind explaining? Isaak?" Dietrich asked with a bored expression as he leaned lazily on the door frame.
"… I once built a most wonderful, function perfect robot which I named 'Isaac I' for the purpose of reducing workload and also help to give medical attention and surgery for the benefits of the Rosen Kruez Orden members." I started explaining.
My heart gives a sad wrench as I slowly summon up the event in my mind that leads to 'Isaac I's demise…
"Oh… I remember that invention of yours… That big robot was so annoying that I destroyed it with my own hands…" Master Cain Finally Recalled.
"It's not 'Isaac I's fault! It's all Iron's fault! HER FAULT!!" I snapped back tearfully.
"Huh? That naïve, strange and LOUD girl's fault?!" exclaimed Dietrich in surprise. He could not really fathom the destructive powers of that girl, not until he had given a taste of it by himself.
"OF COURSE IT'S HER FAULT! IF SHE HAD NOT GIVEN MY PREVIOUS 'ISAAC I' A CUP OF COFFEE TO DRINK, 'ISAAC I' WIL NOT BE REDUCED TO ASHES!!" I cry out. LOUD.
"Hmph. Anyway, that metal thing was supposed to has Isaak's personality. However, it drinks up a cup of coffee and started going bonkers… It even tries to molest me…" grumbled my beloved Master Cain.
"Ah-huh… soooooo... What's this story got to do with this situation?" Dietrich asked.
A shadow fell upon us standing in the hallway. I looked up with big woeful eyes; my unshed tears threaten to fall off, upon my latest creation.
(Meanwhile in Cain's mind...)
As I looked up upon Isaak's latest pet project, I saw the number 'II' glinted very ominously on the head of the robot that towered over me. Wait… it's even wearing a black fedora hat on it?!
(Mind describing about its main structures to our readers?)
The robot was about 12 feet tall in total; with a rectangular metal body which was 8 feet tall and 10 feet long. It also had a total of 8 metallic legs that give the robot a spider-like feature…
(This looks familiar… Why does it sound like the robot Komurin II built by Komui Lee in the anime/manga of D. Gray-man?)
I have absolutely no idea of what you are talking about, my dear Guardian Devil…
(Well… Then Just What The Bloody Hell Is That Thing?)
Hmph. Another potential, yet very perverted machine that going to molest me. Again.
(You are conceited.)
(Back to the scene... in Isaak's point of view...)
Thought not as big as its predecessor, but still large on its own, 'Issac II' stared down on Dietrich. "Capture… Dietrich von Lohengrin… Marionettenspieler… Must… perform examination…" The robot buzzed.
A large metallic net was spit out towards Dietrich who sidestepped it easily and counter-attacks using his metallic wires to slice off the robot's head. Just as the metallic wires (Dietrich's pride and ultimate weapon) were going to touch the robot… a shield was formed around the robot and thus protects the mad robot from getting destroyed.
"Of course, due to previous experiences, I had upgraded the defense system…" I smirked proudly, like a happy parent over a child's achievement.
Then a large metal hand appeared trying to capture Dietrich. In the next moment, Dietrich 'meeped' cutely and bolted down the long hallway with the robot just trailing behind him.
"LORD DIETRICH!!" screamed the real culprit behind this.
"Iron… Just What Have You Done This Time To My Creation…" I snarled angrily at her.
"SORRY! SORRY! GRANDMOTHER AND I WERE FEELING BORED AND DECIDED TO HELP SPRING CLEAN YOUR LABORATORY!! I NEVER MEANT TO BREAK IT!!" shrieked Iron, who's seemed to be in hysterics.
Adina was waken up from her rest from all those LOUD shouting. Using a hammer that magically appears in her hand, she gave Iron a strong hit, causing a red swelling bump to appear on poor Iron's head...
"Heh. So now we've got a zealous sex machine on the loose and it's after Dietrich." my Master Cain stated plainly with no emotions on his stern face.
(Let us focus onto Dietrich's situation over here...)
Dietrich didn't care where he ran, as long as it put enough distance between him and that particular gigantic metal scrap. Why, why of all things for the stupid robot to choose, it had to be him?! Can't it pick on their Master Cain, or better yet Isaak!
He sneaks a peek behind him and saw to his utmost disgust that the metal scrap was still chasing after him. Just then he turned his head in time just to see Walter, the Rosen Kruez Orden's Postman, carrying an armful of letters.
CRASH.
Unable to stop in time, Dietrich collided onto our dearest Postman. The hallway was filled with floating letters.
"Ow! What th- AARRRGGGGHHHHH!! It's 'Isaac'!!" Walter bellows in repulsion upon seeing the replica robot of Isaak's creation.
An extendable metal hand wearing a white glove shot out from its rectangular body getting a strong grip onto Dietrich's left ankle and started to drag Dietrich in with unbelievable swiftness. Within the metal body, Walter could also see the horrifying medical and electrical equipments that are waving about…
How horrifying you asked? Well, please imagine that you are being dragged into a room full of waving equipments, for example: drills, saws, cutting scalpels, etc. etc…. it's more than enough to let a normal human to be having nightmares for a whole month…
Dietrich was too dazed to utter anything in reply to Walter. However, just mere seconds before he was being hauled into the robot's large body, he spy behind and saw that Isaak, Master Cain, the strange under-dressed woman and also Iron rushing to his rescue.
A brilliant and weird prank came up into Dietrich's mind. With a minute flick of his hand, Dietrich made a small bleeding cut on Isaak's left hand and hastily commands an order to the crazy robot. "Isaak's hand was injured. Go fix it."
"In... jured…" buzzed the robot, as it slowly rotated its head 180 degrees and fix its scanner onto Isaak. The metal hand released Dietrich and turned around to face Isaak, and said: "Order placed. Isaak Fernand von Kämpfer, due to injury, is now placed as first priority."
Then the metal hand wearing a white glove shot out again from its body. It got hold of Isaak's ankle and now started towing Isaak slowly into his rectangular body: "Taking Isaak into the surgery room."
The doors finally shut sealed with a metallic click that resounded loudly within the walls of the hallway. "The capture of Isaak is complete."
"Examination… Is… Now… In… Progress…" 'Isaac II' seemed to be humming happily.
(Meanwhile in the mind of Cain...)
Many people were soon attracted by the racket caused, including Lady Catherina, Tres and also Vampy (Iron's cousin).
(Poor Isaak… -Snickers-)
"Oh dear, we're too late!" Adina exclaimed. They could hear Isaak's muffled and angered wails inside.
(Oh yes… indeed we're too late to save Isaak's chastity.)
"Ahh! MY SHIRT! OW!! TAKE GREAT CARE OF MY SHIRT!!"
(Hmm… Is the robot really that perverted?)
It's not that perverted.
(o.O'' …Oh-kay…)
It's a SUPER PERVERT.
(-.- …And didn't Isaak said that it was built according to his personality?!)
Silence reigned for a while, and everyone was tense with suspense.
SHRED!!
Without warning, Isaak's voice cried out in absolute terror; much to the surprise of everyone.
"NOOOOOOOOOO, MY PANTS!! YOU'RE DESTROYING GOOD QUALITY SILK!!!"
Sensing that my sweet subordinate was in great danger of being molested, I wasted no time in taking out my weapon and took down 'Isaac II' with one blow. Smoke rises up as the metal crap goes down.
(Oh my. Oh my. You're really protective of your uke, ne?)
Huh? What's a uke?
(Never mind…)
(Back to the scene…In Isaak's point of view…)
"No!! How could you do that to my 'Isaac II'?!! It's my offering to Master Abel!" I moaned as I was half-dragged out from the robot's compartment with help from Dietrich.
"Offering? It's a giant perverted machine, a Super Pervert!" my much-adored Master Cain stated crossly.
"It's not perverted!! It's only supposed to strip you just for medical examination and then dress you back up nicely! I made it for Master Abel's health!!" I asserted righteously.
"Then why is Grandmother almost naked?" Iron frowned, asking for an explanation.
"She escaped before 'Isaac II' could dress her again!" I pointed out.
A cough from Dietrich alerted them as I finally emerged from the cloud of dust. "Honey, are you…" Adina's sentence halted abruptly; she was drooling ridiculously.
Everyone ogled.
Except my dearest Master Cain, who only spared a glance for me… I'm heartbroken… somehow…
Then I looked down at myself and valiantly refuse to give into the urge to scream.
Why? Well, I just found out that I was dressed up into a very body-fitting schoolgirl's uniform!!
The black miniskirt reached only my mid-thighs. I'm also wearing a cute little red ribbon-tie which slung lazily over the transparent white blouse, which was missing two upper buttons and therefore exposing a small part of my nice… cleavage?! I gingerly check out and found out another reason for me to just scream like a girl but I resisted heroically. It seems that I was also wearing a black lacy bra which can be nearly seen underneath the nearly transparent white blouse.
I blushed for all my worth. No wonder everyone in the hallway were staring lecherously at me.
"What happened?!" Master Cain demanded to know.
"Well, 'Isaac II' redresses the Orden's members with clothes from its personal closet that I filled with spare uniforms I found... that somehow littered the hallway sometimes… By the way, that's Adina's old uniform! It must've got computer glitches and thought I was a girl!" I explained, while trying to hold in my instinct of 'flight'.
Lady Catherina held in her laughter gracefully. "Not to be offensive or anything Isaak dear, but I think you've got really sexy and beautifully long legs."
Dietrich growled possessively. "Not for you to ogle at!"
I think I was near the edge of losing it, and then Lady Catherina's emotionless 'Killing Doll' named Tres walked up to me and asked mechanically: "Status report."
Before I had the chance to check, the remains of 'Isaac II' crashed to the ground causing a great gust that blew up my miniskirt.
Adina screamed first…
Vampy fainted second…
Dietrich nosebleed third…
Master Cain was watching with great interest and enjoyment at the expense of my reputation…
My mind finally snapped when I discovered to my utmost distress that I was actually wearing… black… lacy… female… underwear, which probably belonged to Adina and in which explained the true reason behind why she screamed.
The reason why Vampy (grandson of Adina Courtland) fainted on the spot could be due to the fact that he was thoroughly disgusted to have seen someone wearing his grandmother's… undergarments… Or he could be homosexual and the sight of the deliciously handsome guy wearing female clothing was the final straw for his young hot blood to gush up into his brain…
As for Dietrich… I don't think I want to go into further thoughts of why he's nose bleeding…
Everyone else in the Rosen Kruez Orden went down; with gushes of blood spurting out from their noses in huge quantity... that wonderfully decorated the hallway in artistic style of a psychotic murderer.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" I finally screamed just like a girl and ran when I saw the reaction of the masses.
No, I don't think they're perverted or lecherous; in fact I think that they were now downright horny bastards for enjoying the view.
Dietrich keel over a bit as he called out: "Isaak, wait!!"
Cain, Dietrich and Lady Catherina tracked me back to my room, where the door was locked tight. Adina, Tres, Vampy and also Iron were strictly ordered to left behind so as to clean up the bloody mess in the hallway…
"Isaak, can we come in?" Cain asked tentatively.
"Master… let me be alone for a while…" I replied softly.
"Heh. Not likely, when you're in the same room alone with my beloved brother." Master Cain scolded gently. Ouch. That does hurt.
"Erm… After what just happened…I'm not sure how to react when I meet the others…" I said soulfully.
"That was a fiasco, albeit a bit of a cute one…" Dietrich smiled, probably in reminisce of seeing Isaak in the sexy black lacy underwear and the effect on the members of the Orden.
"Dietrich!!" I shouted in anger.
"Okay, okay. Chill out. It was a rather mortifying accident. Therefore, Isaak I apologised… I won't nosebleed over you in a schoolgirl's uniform anymore!" Dietrich mentioned, hopefully to be able to alleviate even a bit of my anger.
"The schoolgirl's uniform isn't the problem!!" I yelled.
Master Cain and Dietrich looked at each other, both confused.
"Would you like to speak to me?" Lady Catherina asked. Dietrich jumped and spun around to glare at Lady Catherina.
The door opened a creak; I balefully glower at Dietrich before allowing my master and Catherina entrance and then locked the door.
Some hours passed by…
After some hours long of having counseling from Lady Catherina, with my precious and handsome Master Cain sitting beside me in support. I finally managed to gather my mind back into one piece.
After Lady Catherina left the room and let in Dietrich into my room, without any warning, Master Cain turned and faced me with a sweet chilling smile: "So Isaak… you still haven't answered my previous questions…"
…Dammit… and here I thought he had forgotten about it… Fine, let's get this out…
"Er… my lord…" I gulped nervously, "Iron is a close relative of mine…"
"Close relative?" Dietrich interrupted rudely. This costs him to get his head smacked by my Master Cain with his super-inhuman strong fist.
"Eh… yeah… actually she… she's my…" I stuttered again.
I take a deep breathe and quickly said: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What did you just said? Repeat that slowly." ordered Master Cain.
I winced and tried once again: "Iron… is my granddaughter…"
THUD!!!
Dietrich was traumatized badly by this change of events and finally fainted. Master Cain was as still as a statue, but he only gives me a small knowing smile and walked back to check up on his beloved brother, Abel.
(End of chapter 13.)
A/N: Yeah!!! Finally! The secret is out!!! I really hope you readers like this chapter! Drop me a review to tell me what you really think about it. PLEASE!!