A/N: I do not own Vesperia whatsoever. Also, please keep all perverse people (fictional and real) at least 100 feet from the following skit.

Conditions: You've paid the 300,000 gald needed to rest at the spa and saw the corresponding cutscene.

Who's Who: Karol is Normal, Raven is Bold, Rita is Italicized, Judith is Underlined

Pervert-in-Training

Raven… Why am I here again?

Shhh! Quiet! We don't want the girls to hear us!

But why are we peeping on the girls?

Because, kid, you are a man, and as a fellow man, I have to teach you the ways of... 'appreciating women.'

…By peeping at Rita and Judith bathing through a hole in the fence?

Yes! Now come here and look!

I don't know… (is grabbed) Hey!

(forces Karol to look) Watch and be amazed!

Whoa! That's Judith!? She's… She's amazing! WOW!

And Rita?

Nan has more of a figure than Rita! Rita's so… flat…

Ha ha! That's more like it!

…Why are they facing this way?

What?

Rita's saying something…

What's she saying?

"…greedy waters, rise up and storm…" …Oh Crap!

Run away!

Too late!

No! Augh!(Both are swept away by Tidal Wave)

(enters with Judith) Ha! That'll teach those damn perverts to spy on me! And what the hell was all that about Nan having a better figure than me? I'm much better looking that that boomerang-throwing, monster-obsessed psycho!

If they really wanted to see me in the nude that badly, all they had to do is ask; I would've given them a… 'private viewing.'

(sweatdrop) Have you no modesty at all, Judith?

Karol has earned the title 'Pervert-in-Training'- One who is learning the art of 'appreciating the feminine form.'

Raven has earned the title of 'Pervert Master' - I'm not a pervert; I'm a pervert master!

Judith has earned the title of 'Shameless' - You are not ashamed of anything, not even walking about in the nude.

Judith really has no shame at all, does she? Alas, poor Karol. Being corrupted by the old man, just to see it all end with one Tidal Wave... What a way to go. Thank you to Jean-Hime for the idea! And like I promise, this was a viewer-suggested idea! Keep sending them in!