A/N: I'm on a sequel kick, so here's the sequel to one of my favorite skits. Enjoy, and remember, I don't own Vesperia!
Conditions: You must've seen 'What the Heck is That!?', skit #5.
Who's Who: Rita is Normal, Estelle is Bold, Raven is Italics, Yuri is Underlined
What the Heck is That!? Take Two
(enters) Estelle! Estelle!
What is it, Rita?
I did it! After so much hard work, I finally managed to perfect Indignation!
You did!?
Yeah, I did; after all, I am THE Rita Mordio. You wanna see?
Yes, please!
(laughs) Ok, here we go! Ahem… I, who stand in the full light of the heavens, command thee who opens the Gates of Hell! (The skies fill with dark clouds)
(enters) Hello, ladies.
Raven, shhh! Rita's doing something!
Eh?
Come forth divine lightning! This ends now! (The clouds spark)
(looks up) Ooh! Ooh! This is it!
(looks up) What the heck is that!?
INDIGNATION! (A gigantic bolt of lightning falls from the sky)
Yay! (claps)
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Indignation strikes Raven, causing an explosion)
Ohmigosh! Raven!
I wasn't aiming for him. Really, I wasn't, even though the result is not unwanted; what happened?
(runs in) What happened; I heard an explosion!
Rita successfully used Indignation and it got Raven!
Yeah. If I had to hypothesize about what happen, I'd say his Hermes blastia acted as a lightning rod.
Is the old man still alive?
(swirly eyes) This old man… he played one…
Surprisingly, he is.
Don't worry; I'll heal you! Bring back this soul from the abyss of death! Resurrection!
(swirly eyes) Ooh… look at all the pretty ladies…
Heh. He'll be fine.
Is there nothing you can't live through, old man?
Poor Raven, he gets no love. XD Did anyone recognize the chant Rita used for Indignation? This time, the chant came from Tales of the Abyss! :D Please review!