Warnings: Use of Herbal Essences. XD

Pairing: Xemnas/Marluxia

Sassy's Note: Maybe these will stop sucking so bad, yeah? I've got Jedi helping me.

Hair

"Superior? Might I have a word with you?"

The sultry purr of a voice drifted easily through the empty halls of the castle. Xemnas paused and turned to his Number XI, silver eyebrow arching curiously.

"Yes?"

Marluxia's lips quirked. "I must say, Superior, that next to me, you have the loveliest hair of the Organization arrangement."

"Thank you," said Xemnas, wondering where in the non-world the other Nobody was going with this.

"Indeed it is." The other steadily approached his Superior. "As such, I would like to ask you a favor."

"Favor…?"

"Yes sir." A delicate gloved hand combed its way through Xemnas' silver tresses slowly. Odd… he got the feeling he was being seduced. Then again, this was Marluxia.

So he probably was being seduced.

"What is it?" he asked, shuffling away as discretely as he could.

"I've been… experimenting," Marluxia purred, eyes half-closing as his head tilted slightly to the side. "It is amazing the things one can do with plant oils."

Kingdom Hearts. Xemnas had to get out of here now.

"That's very interesting, Number XI, but I really must be going now. I –"

Marluxia shushed him, placing his fingers against the other Nobody's lips. "Come now, dear Superior. This will not take long."

"I apologize, Marluxia, but I'm really not interested."

A rose-colored eyebrow rose. "You have not even heard my request. All I wish is for you to test my latest creation."

Xemnas relaxed, though not by much. "Fine. What is it?"

Marluxia's grin stretched to epic proportions, revealing rows of pearly white teeth. "I would like for you, my dear Xemnas, to test out something I have dubbed Herbal Essences."

"Herbal Essences?

"Yes sir."

"Fine. What do you wish me to do?"

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"Ahhh…"

"How do you like that, Superior?"

"Ohh, yes…"

Demyx stopped dead when he heard this, half eaten stick of pocky raised to his lips. He glanced around in bewilderment.

"Would you say I've done – or am doing - my job well?"

"Ahh… ahh… yes…"

Number XI's eyes widened, recognizing the voices to belong to none other than Marluxia and Xemnas, and they were coming from the community showers. With a squeak of realization, the Nocturne turned on his heel and fled down the long corridor back the way he came.

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"That, Marluxia, was the best shower I have ever taken."

Number XI grinned, eyeing Xemnas as the man stepped out of the shower, towel wrapped about his hips. Steam billowed out from behind him.

"Glad you approve, Superior. So, in future, would you be willing to give your input toward my creations."

"Of course," said Xemnas, nodding at the other Nobody. He turned then and walked back to retrieve his clothes.

Marluxia just grinned wickedly.

-end-

Sassy: All credit for that goes to Jedi, unless it sucks, then that's my fault. Why is it always Demyx who gets traumatized?

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