A/N: I don't own Vesperia. Enjoy today's skit for it is special!

Conditions: You watch the Anime Intro via the Movie Player V.

Who's Who: Yuri is Normal, Estelle is Bold, Karol is Italics, Rita is Underlined, Raven is Bold and Italics, Judith is Bold and Underlined, Repede is Italics and Underlined, Kowz Kid is Bold, Italics, and Underlined (Eight People! :O)

-Opening Comments-

What the world is this? I don't remember most of this happening, at least the way they're presented here.

What the hell? I go from happy to badass to depressed! What's up with that?

Wah! Nan nearly cut my head off!

Look at me going toe-to-toe with Tison there!

I'm confused. Why am I twirling around in a field of beautiful flowers?

I must admit, I like the part where I'm riding Ba'ul. I also like the part where I'm handling that golem.

I do too, Judith darlin'. I get to see ALL KINDS of things as well, especially this one part where we get to look up your…

Shut up! (Punches Raven)

Aaa! (swirly eyes)

I wanna know why the hell I'm doing all the work in this thing! Flynn, Zagi, Yeager, AND the twins Gauche and Droite! And I'm fighting them all by myself!

I wanna know why Flynn is in this a lot! It's not like he's a member of Brave Vesperia or something…

I wanna know where that logo came from! You know, that logo that showed up where Yuri and Repede were at Relewiese! Why is it there?

Tales of… Vesperia? …Shouldn't it be 'Tales of Brave Vesperia'?

Who's singing that song that is playing with the movie? I bet she's beautiful.

Someone shut him up already!

Aah! Don't hurt me!

What I wanna know is which one of us has this twisted crap between their ears! Hey, kid!

I'm a Kowz, not a kid.

Whatever. Tell me, can you tell us which one of us had that… thing inside their head?

Well, give me a moment. (Tinkers with it) Okay, got it.

So, where did it come from?

According to the Movie Player V, the last movie came from… the dog.

Repede!?

The mutt!?

Woof!

All this from the mind of man's best friend? That, I didn't expect.

This is unique…

Repede has an interesting… imagination…

I didn't see this coming.

Woof Woof!

A/N: Seriously. Remember the Movie Player at Nam Cobada? The Kowz said that it uses the memories of the people using it to construct the images and, yet, the opening credits can be seen. Where did they come from? I believe it came from Repede. Oh, and YAY for fourth-wall breaking!

On a different note, the A/N at the end of the last chapter? It's been confirmed. There IS going to be a PS3 version of Vesperia, with a brand new playable character. Her name is Patty Fruel and is apparently a pirate. And Patty is just the beginning; more spoken dialogue, new Mystic Arte cut-ins, new Mystic Artes, new moves, new items, new cutscnes... Damn. PS3 owners are so lucky. You can learn about all of this at abyssalchronicles (dot) com, which I'm sure some of you go visit. Also, they better bring this new content to the 360! And this means I better start researching about Patty and other things, for they will be sure to affect Skit Player V2...